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wari
5th January 2006, 03:20
WHo wants a shu-gar mama .. :spudwave:

I KNow I Do .. I"m sickof be-inna poor ex-cuse furra shu-gar daddy .. :spudbn:

TRubble is .. my looks are fadin' ... fadin' farst .. :chase:

THeers nev-erra good shugar mama a-round when ya need one ..:slap:

:drinkup:
zadok
5th January 2006, 09:52
Is Aunty Helen available..........!?:shutup:
yungatart
5th January 2006, 09:57
Is Aunty Helen available..........!?:shutup:
Good God man! She's not even a proper woman!
Biff
5th January 2006, 10:06
You need to go to Japan and become a surfing and/or sky instructor Mr Wari. Alledgedly.
**R1**
5th January 2006, 10:19
You need to go to Japan and become a surfing and/or sky instructor Mr Wari. Alledgedly.it's true, my mate did fine and fark he was ugly:sick: ....he may have had a big penis tho, not sure if that matters or not???
Grahameeboy
5th January 2006, 10:23
Good God man! She's not even a proper woman!

I am looking for a proper women......as Head of Govt Helen does not give me much hope of finding one.....sex is safe....when you don't do it!!!
mv.senna
5th January 2006, 10:28
...ummm, i'm not intrested in a sugar mama, i'm actually a minority on this site....you know, a single, heterosexual female that rides a damn fast sportsbike, has a wicked sense of humour and plays a mean banjo....but any available sugar daddy's can pm their cv to me:rofl:
Grahameeboy
5th January 2006, 10:34
...ummm, i'm not intrested in a sugar mama, i'm actually a minority on this site....you know, a single, heterosexual female that rides a damn fast sportsbike, has a wicked sense of humour and plays a mean banjo....but any available sugar daddy's can pm their cv to me:rofl:

Nah....we are all equal Ms Senna......single, fast bike, sense of humour and plays the banjo.....interesting....nothing like Helen Clark....well apart from 'Fast Cars'..ho ho......there is hope....cv on it's way!!!!
HDTboy
5th January 2006, 11:13
Keystone's already looking for a Sugar-Momma for me
**R1**
5th January 2006, 12:34
...ummm, i'm not intrested in a sugar mama, i'm actually a minority on this site....you know, a single, heterosexual female that rides a damn fast sportsbike, has a wicked sense of humour and plays a mean banjo....but any available sugar daddy's can pm their cv to me:rofl:damn if you own a senna you sound like my kinda sugar mamma:love: ....can i bring my wife??:wacko:
Grahameeboy
5th January 2006, 12:36
damn if you own a senna you sound like my kinda sugar mamma:love: ....can i bring my wife??:wacko:

I can always make up the numbers!!!
Swoop
5th January 2006, 16:07
Good God man! She's not even a proper woman!
Strange that gets mentioned occasionally...
There was a strong rumour going around that helen is part of the .5% of the population that gets born with both genitalia and is removed at birth (according to gossip and rumour, etc, etc).:thud:

It would explain a few things, but NOT the main question...
WHO WAS THE WOMAN ON THE LABOUR BILLBOARDS DURING THE ELECTION???:shit:
yungatart
5th January 2006, 16:13
Strange that gets mentioned occasionally...
There was a strong rumour going around that helen is part of the .5% of the population that gets born with both genitalia and is removed at birth (according to gossip and rumour, etc, etc).:thud:

It would explain a few things, but NOT the main question...
WHO WAS THE WOMAN ON THE LABOUR BILLBOARDS DURING THE ELECTION???:shit:
If only...
mv.senna
5th January 2006, 23:09
damn if you own a senna you sound like my kinda sugar mamma:love: ....can i bring my wife??:wacko:


:rofl:what, so she can take the pictures?? :devil2:
John
5th January 2006, 23:11
:rofl:what, so she can take the pictures?? :devil2:
shutup and get back to (my)bed. ?
**R1**
5th January 2006, 23:41
:rofl:what, so she can take the pictures?? :devil2:Sounds good to me, Or turns?:blip:
Indiana_Jones
5th January 2006, 23:43
*holds finger up*.......me please......:baby:

-Indy
mv.senna
6th January 2006, 08:33
Sounds good to me, Or turns?:blip:

maybe - send me a photo of yr missus first....I aint doin any minga's...that's cowpooz job:rofl:
Grahameeboy
6th January 2006, 08:37
maybe - send me a photo of yr missus first....I aint doin any minga's...that's cowpooz job:rofl:

fussy!!!!!!!!!!
mv.senna
6th January 2006, 08:38
fussy!!!!!!!!!!

definitely....

are you stalking me?? :lol:
Grahameeboy
6th January 2006, 08:56
definitely....

are you stalking me?? :lol:

Yes......and with waxing kit....!!!
mv.senna
6th January 2006, 09:14
Yes......and with waxing kit....!!!

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh hh!!! not the waxing kit!!! i can't handle pain of that nature!!!! :eek5:
Grahameeboy
6th January 2006, 09:16
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh hh!!! not the waxing kit!!! i can't handle pain of that nature!!!! :eek5:

You surprise me but hey let me know what you can 'andle and I will look in my medical bag........
ManDownUnder
6th January 2006, 09:29
You surprise me but hey let me know what you can 'andle and I will look in my medical bag........

GB - you just keep your handle to yourself - that's an offensive weapon that is...
rc_36_rider
6th January 2006, 09:33
Is Aunty Helen available..........!?:shutup:

hay hay hes our nz male role modle lol
Grahameeboy
6th January 2006, 09:33
GB - you just keep your handle to yourself - that's an offensive weapon that is...

....that is all I do these days.........

'Feel the Force':doctor:
Goblin
6th January 2006, 09:49
Dont know about a sugar-mama but I wouldnt mind a wife...some one to stay home & cook & clean & look after kids while I go out riding with my mates...anyone have a spare wife?
Grahameeboy
6th January 2006, 09:52
Dont know about a sugar-mama but I wouldnt mind a wife...some one to stay home & cook & clean & look after kids while I go out riding with my mates...anyone have a spare wife?

try Botswana.........bit worried about you down there in Rotavegas.....now lets get this right...you are female and want a wife......have you been sniffing sulphur again!!!
**R1**
6th January 2006, 09:56
maybe - send me a photo of yr missus first....I aint doin any minga's...that's cowpooz job:rofl:She's no "minga" she's a lil wee size 8 HOTTY!!....whats ya stats????
Goblin
6th January 2006, 10:06
try Botswana.........bit worried about you down there in Rotavegas.....now lets get this right...you are female and want a wife......have you been sniffing sulphur again!!!
Oohh yeah!! One of those really dark ones...almost purple even!! Like the black leather lounge suite with pink cushions....of course she wont be allowed to come out of the kitchen, unless its to go to the laundry. Yes! I need a wife!!
Grahameeboy
6th January 2006, 10:10
Oohh yeah!! One of those really dark ones...almost purple even!! Like the black leather lounge suite with pink cushions....of course she wont be allowed to come out of the kitchen, unless its to go to the laundry. Yes! I need a wife!!

Yep I thought so!!
cowpoos
7th January 2006, 13:02
maybe - send me a photo of yr missus first....I aint doin any minga's...that's cowpooz job:rofl:

cowpoos is easy....what can I say.... what time u coming over tonight again??? just txt me !!