Help - CBR250RR

[Cibby]

well...

living up to my reputation of dropping bikes.. i dropped mine.

again...

and smashed the front screen...

has anyone got a spare.. i think its an MC22 or 23?

Perhaps ask postie for specifics as he is my personal mechanic...

[Grahameeboy]

well...

living up to my reputation of dropping bikes.. i dropped mine.

again...

and smashed the front screen...

has anyone got a spare.. i think its an MC22 or 23?

Perhaps ask postie for specifics as he is my personal mechanic...

Oh..r u okay?

[Cibby]

Oh..r u okay?

i think... i see a white light......

[cowpoos]

since postie will be tied up for a few days fixing your thinga me jig....call me..... 0800 farmerboy-sex

[Grahameeboy]

i think... i see a white light......

headlight's still working then

[Cibby]

since postie will be tied up for a few days fixing your thinga me jig....call me..... 0800 farmerboy-sex


0800 ummm no

www.inyourdreams.com

www.juzzerlovesyou.co.nz/loveyoulongtime/au

[Postie]

since postie will be tied up for a few days fixing your thinga me jig....call me..... 0800 farmerboy-sex

isn't it 0800 fatboy????

[cowpoos]

i think... i see a white light......

that'll be posties un-tanned butt.....come hav a look at mine

[Fatjim]

Perhaps ask postie for specifics as he is my personal mechanic...

And who's looking after the bike?:buggerd:

[cowpoos]

isn't it 0800 fatboy????

thats dover number

[Cibby]

thats dover number


0800 tubby

[R6_kid]

tis an MC22, i think if you go in to Mt Eden M/C they are about $80 and you can choose from clear, light smoke, and dark smoke i think.

;)

p.s. silly tart, dont think your putting a leg over my bike now :shutup:

[Kornholio]

Aww poor joo... good to hear no major damage(to you and bike)
Goddam I thought you Auckland lot fell off enough around Coromandel... the real carnage is closer to home lol :P

[Sniper]

Tyga performance. You can import one like mine for $90

[Patch]

p.s. silly tart, dont think your putting a leg over my bike now :shutup:[/QUOTE]

Or mine! :oi-grr: That'll teach ya for not ridin' a real bike :hug:

I hope you ok, still walk . . . oh good, could do with a coffee bout now.

[boomer]

in answer to your question.. no :doh:

sorry to hear about the drop.. Dovers not been rubbing against you has he? :blip:

[Cibby]

in answer to your question.. no :doh:

sorry to hear about the drop.. Dovers not been rubbing against you has he? :blip:


people people.. before you get the wrong idea....'

it was being loaded onto a trailer and the trailer dipped forwards causing me to lose controll. it wasnt a straight drop!!!! and as such not entirely my fault.. yep..

I like to do things in style!!!! :) :2thumbsup :2thumbsup :doobey: :2thumbsup :bleh:

[Yokai]

it was being loaded onto a trailer


Ah - but was it being loaded onto a trailer because of a different drop? I think you need some :apumpin: ;-)

[HDTboy]

Tell ya what cibby, just cause I'm such a nice guy, I'll fix it for free. You'll need to leave your bike with me for a few weeks though

[Postie]

Ah - but was it being loaded onto a trailer because of a different drop? I think you need some :apumpin: ;-)
it was being loaded onto a trailer because i had taken the chain off and the new one didn't fit the front sprocket properly, why not stick the old chain back on i hear you say..... well we didn't have a chain breaker so i used an angle grinder..... which worked a treat by the way, chain was off in record time...

[WRT]

it was being loaded onto a trailer because i had taken the chain off and the new one didn't fit the front sprocket properly, why not stick the old chain back on i hear you say..... well we didn't have a chain breaker so i used an angle grinder..... which worked a treat by the way, chain was off in record time...


Sooo . . . what you saying, is that she let you near it, and you fcuked it, then she let you near it again, and you fcuked it again?

[Postie]

Sooo . . . what you saying, is that she let you near it, and you fcuked it, then she let you near it again, and you fcuked it again?

yeah a little bit.

[Cibby]

Tell ya what cibby, just cause I'm such a nice guy, I'll fix it for free. You'll need to leave your bike with me for a few weeks though


send me your new screen dammit..

hehe as you dont really need it any more huh.. :Pokey:

[chixy_trixy]

thats dover number

nah, 0800 sheep4u aye cowpoos!
hay froggyfrenchman, maybe u shuld be ringing it :buggerd:

[boomer]

nah, 0800 sheep4u aye cowpoos!
hay froggyfrenchman, maybe u shuld be ringing it :buggerd:

poos doesn't need telcommunications, he's got 'em lining up at the back door :grouphug:

[Karma]

Yeh... but is that coming in or trying to escape?

[cowpoos]

nah, 0800 sheep4u aye cowpoos!
hay froggyfrenchman, maybe u shuld be ringing it :buggerd:

yep....all ewe neeed to do is ring em 24/7 best dam sheep sex phone line available...infact I run the company....and some of you might know froogy from my gay sheep sex chat line.... his name is RAM- :woohoo: BRO

[cowpoos]

poos doesn't need telcommunications, he's got 'em lining up at the back door :grouphug:

yeah mate....I don't like chopping firewood....got to keep me self warm some how....

[boomer]

yeah mate....I don't like chopping firewood....got to keep me self warm some how....

friction is the poor mans gas fire huh poo's?

[cowpoos]

Yeh... but is that coming in or trying to escape?

$100 and I'll show ya....either that or hook up with juzzer....he's hiding one of my sheep in auckland....bastard...its a young one too!!!

[cowpoos]

friction is the poor mans gas fire huh poo's?

so maurice tell's me...you get quite warm....and quite gasy :nya:

[Karma]

Wouldn't that be a lamb? I like 'em young...

[boomer]

so maurice tell's me...you get quite warm....and quite gasy :nya:

depends which orifice is occupied.. play your cards right and you may get warm and get off.. otherwise you'll just get sore :blip:

[cowpoos]

Wouldn't that be a lamb? I like 'em young...

ewe would .....

[cowpoos]

depends which orifice is occupied.. play your cards right and you may get warm and get off.. otherwise you'll just get sore :blip:

really...texmo tells me maurice is alittle ruff on the rim!

[chixy_trixy]

depends which orifice is occupied.. play your cards right and you may get warm and get off.. otherwise you'll just get sore :blip:


watch it, u mite get poos all hot n botherd

[boomer]

ewe would .....

i 'herd' ewe do!

[boomer]

really...texmo tells me maurice is alittle ruff on the rim!

my rims virginal..ask dover

[cowpoos]

watch it, u mite get poos all hot n botherd

then you'ld be in trouble wouldn't ya lil ladie....


Ps: is that a mirror in your pants?

[chixy_trixy]

my rims virginal..ask dover


is his name ben???:laugh: :buggerd:

[boomer]

is his name ben???:laugh: :buggerd:


funnily enough.. YES! you know him too!!! :o

[chixy_trixy]

then you'ld be in trouble wouldn't ya lil ladie....


Ps: is that a mirror in your pants?


nope. the sun just shines out my arse evry day :sunny: :shake:

[cowpoos]

my rims virginal..ask dover

yes I heard it was tight...you lil ho....do you dress up as Bjorn for maurice?

[cowpoos]

nope. the sun just shines out my arse evry day :sunny: :shake:

you hav definatly meet maurice then huh???

[boomer]

yes I heard it was tight...you lil ho....do you dress up as Bjorn for maurice?

if it takes his fancy, sometimes bjorn, sometimes 10ball, sometimes davina.. who can tell what mood he's in?!

[chixy_trixy]

you hav definatly meet maurice then huh???


no, but i bet u know mmmmmoooooorice quite well

[cowpoos]

no, but i bet u know mmmmmoooooorice quite well

no no....me and maurice don't get along...he's not a taker...and he wouldn't shave his back!!! so we don't really talk anymore :wait:

[boomer]

no, but i bet u know mmmmmoooooorice quite well


Fancy a shag?

[chixy_trixy]

no no....me and maurice don't get along...he's not a taker...and he wouldn't shave his back!!! so we don't really talk anymore :wait:


hang on. ur a sheep shaggr and ur telln me u culdnt shave his bak? wat hapnd to flippn him ovr and goin at him in the shairing shed??

[cowpoos]

Fancy a shag?

yeah alright....your married arn't ya?....ah feck...who cares :blip:

[boomer]

shairing shed??


Shed.. he prefers to lull his babes in the bedroon.... n'ewe or old

[cowpoos]

hang on. ur a sheep shaggr and ur telln me u culdnt shave his bak? wat hapnd to flippn him ovr and goin at him in the shairing shed??

I told ya....he's not a taker...he's a selfish giver....not my type.... :kick:

[chixy_trixy]

Shed.. he prefers to lull his babes in the bedroon.... n'ewe or old


poos, that is NOT a bottle!

[cowpoos]

Shed.. he prefers to lull his babes in the bedroon.... n'ewe or old

well theres no need to lull the oldies in there....they get smart after a while...you just force the pricks... the youngin's they're just dumb...and easy...its just so confussing for them they freeze.... :bleh:

[chixy_trixy]

well theres no need to lull the oldies in there....they get smart after a while...you just force the pricks... the youngin's they're just dumb...and easy...its just so confussing for them the freeze.... :bleh:


so whats ur weekly expense for gumboots poos?

[cowpoos]

poos, that is NOT a bottle!

it can be anything you want it to be babe.... :love:

where would you like me to put it :devil2:

[cowpoos]

so whats ur weekly expense for gumboots poos?

probally bout the same as your nappie budget..... :slap:

[boomer]

so..does any one fancy a shag or not?!

[chixy_trixy]

it can be anything you want it to be babe.... :love:

where would you like me to put it :devil2:


oh come on. is that the best u can do???
:angry:

[boomer]

oh come on. is that the best u can do???
:angry:

he trys but lacks in the delivery department

[chixy_trixy]

probally bout the same as your nappie budget..... :slap:


yea, i cant remember how much i spent on u last week:laugh:

[boomer]

yea, i cant remember how much i spent on u last week:laugh:

i dream of being spent on you?! is that the same?

[cowpoos]

he trys but lacks in the delivery department

not what your wife said!!!

[cowpoos]

yea, i cant remember how much i spent on u last week:laugh:

you should be sending them to boomer.....after maurice has his way with him...theres no way he can fart without complications :drinkup:

[boomer]

she's not a stayer either !!!

[chixy_trixy]

she's not a stayer either !!!


im not poos. i dnt leav without getn the job done

[boomer]

im not poos. i dnt leav without getn the job done

blonde slim and writes in txt speak.. you're either in disguise or 12! which is it?!

[chixy_trixy]

i dream of being spent on you?! is that the same?


hunny, if ur plastic and can get me what i want then its fine wth me

[chixy_trixy]

blonde slim and writes in txt speak.. you're either in disguise or 12! which is it?!

neither. im upside down

[cowpoos]

hunny, if ur plastic and can get me what i want then its fine wth me

god....don't push his button.... :eek:

[boomer]

i'm half way there..she called me 'hunny'

[chixy_trixy]

i'm half way there..she called me 'hunny'


yeah, dont get too excited about it

[boomer]

yeah, dont get too excited about it

i'll take what i can get.. beggers can't be choosers! :weird:

[cowpoos]

im not poos. i dnt leav without getn the job done


with dags like that gal....I wasn't leaving...I was going to get my chain saw

[chixy_trixy]

i'll take what i can get.. beggers can't be choosers! :weird:


so why wont you let poos give it to you?? selfish bastard

[boomer]

with dags like..


is that like the pickies 'dags' or the mustang 'dags'?:scratch:

[boomer]

so why wont you let poos give it to you?? selfish bastard

he likes to recieve, i give all i can and a reach around?! whats your exscuse?

[chixy_trixy]

with dags like that gal....I wasn't leaving...I was going to get my chain saw

poos theme song:
there once was a girl from leeds
whos pubic hair hung down to here knees,
the crabs got together,
and knitted a sweater,
so in the winter her flaps wouldnt freeze.

[boomer]

poos theme song:
there once was a girl from leeds
whos pubic hair hung down to here knees,
the crabs got together,
and knitted a sweater,
so in the winter her flaps wouldnt freeze.

are you a yorkshire lass?

strong in the arm,
thick in the ed,
good in bed?!

[chixy_trixy]

are you a yorkshire lass?

strong in the arm,
thick in the ed,
good in bed?!


ah no....................

[cowpoos]

so why wont you let poos give it to you?? selfish bastard

yeah boomer....why don't yah....everyones done Poo's :stoogie:

[boomer]

cottage cheese

[cowpoos]

poos theme song:
there once was a girl from leeds
whos pubic hair hung down to here knees,
the crabs got together,
and knitted a sweater,
so in the winter her flaps wouldnt freeze.

your from leeds arn't ya...be right back...get my chain saw and my map :wait:

[chixy_trixy]

your from leeds arn't ya...be right back...get my chain saw and my map :wait:


sorry guys, im from nantuckit

[boomer]

your from leeds arn't ya...be right back...get my chain saw and my map :wait:

it's not a map you'll need ..but a piece of rope and a plank of 4by2

[chixy_trixy]

cottage cheese


u told me you poos lumpy and slightly smelly

[boomer]

u told me you poos lumpy and slightly smelly


no your mistaken.. that was clotted cheese..!!

[cowpoos]

sorry guys, im from nantuckit

no your not....do tell lies :Police:

[cowpoos]

u told me you poos lumpy and slightly smelly

nope...a few lumps in the right places...not smelly at all :spudwave:

[chixy_trixy]

nope...a few lumps in the right places...not smelly at all :spudwave:


maybe thats why boomer dusnt want you. not smelly enough

[cowpoos]

maybe thats why boomer dusnt want you. not smelly enough

true....very true...

[boomer]

i canr smell shit.. my heads lodged too far up my own ass to smell any ones elses!!

[knight rider]

this guy sells them for about $60 plus postage

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Parts-accessories/Frames-bodywork/auction-49309041.htm

I have the same bike