Micheal Jackson Jokes.

[Fatjim]

What does MJ like about twentyeight year olds?






There's twenty of them.

[MidnightMike]

Dude you spelt Michael wrong :oi-grr:

[Fatjim]

I always do, who invented that fn stupid name anyway. Sorry to all the michAEl's out there.

[MidnightMike]

I always do, who invented that fn stupid name anyway. Sorry to all the michAEl's out there.
Thats the greatest name ever man. :wari:
Now JIM is a crap name.

Oh BTW

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

[Sniper]

Now JIM is a crap name.

WTF, Jim is a great name??? :mega:

Its Throgmorten thats a crap name

[What?]

What did the sunbather say to MJ?

Oi, get out of my sun!

[What?]

What is the difference between MJ and a bin liner?

One is made of plastic and a danger to little children, the other is for trash disposal.

[Fatjim]

Lisa Marie P just given birth to a boucing baby boy.

Michael (spelt right?) says to the doctor, "how soon can we eh, ar, have youknow, sex?"

Doctor, "come on Michael, at least wait till he's 14!"

[Colapop]

What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?

Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13

[Maha]

Lisa marie and Michael were wondering what to for the evening? Lisa suggested they get a video, Michael replied '' lets get Aladin '' Lisa said '' NO, just a video will be fine :laugh:

[Sniper]

Hear on Michael Jacksons tour of NZ he fell off the ferry?

The sent out a rescue party who found him clinging to a bouy.

[parsley]

WARNING - HIGHLY OFFENSIVE JOKE BELOW. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN OFFENDED BY ANYTHING.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson wave the baby over the balcony?
A: He was shaking the sperm out.

I think that's the worst joke I know.

[sunhuntin]

:clap: :rofl: :shit: :first: :eek5:

[LXS]

this got emailed to me few weeks back..

whats odd about michael jackson hanging a baby over a balcony?


he usually tosses them off