Maha
13th January 2006, 13:56
A man staying at the Ritz hotel in London removes a card offering 'sexual services', from a phonebox. Back in his hotel room he rings the number. A lady with a silky voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance?. The bloke says '' i'd like a blow job,a missionary shag,some doggy style fun,some bondage and i would like to finish off with a tit wank''. The lady says, ''it sounds intriguing sir,but you might like to press zero first to get an outside line''. :o