winjas guide to painting your shack

[WINJA]

use a soft broom to paint the roof one purchased from the $2 shop is perfect one coat will do . wear shoes when using a disc grinder a sanding disc can grind your toe off in a millisecond.buy good paint , shit paint is harder to put on , needs more coats ,doesnt last as long, doesnt look as good. dont buy cheap paint brushes , a good brush is worth every cent . most importantly dont get paint stripper on your nipple or between your toes especially where the previous disc sander just got you .
my house is coming along nice no thanks to you pricks , next time a group of you cunts go screaming past my house at 200kmh im gonna throw faeces at you

[erik]

:killingme
Nice guide.
The 2 dollar shop broom is an interesting idea. I've done some work for my uncle painting, when we've done roofs we've taped a big brush to the end of a pole. A $2 broom might be easier...
Another thing particularly in this hot, windy weather is make sure the paint is thinned enough. It dries out/thickens surprisingly quick in the work pot, so have to keep thinning it. Otherwise it drags/becomes hard to put on.

[WINJA]

:killingme
Nice guide.
when we've done roofs we've taped a big brush to the end of a pole.
THEN DID YOU STICK THE POLE UP YOUR ARSE AND WALK UP AND DOWN THE ROOF

[cowpoos]

hows the diet coming along?

[WINJA]

hows the diet coming along?
PFFFFFT DIET , NOT ME , FAT IS ONLY DISGUSTING ON A WOMAN , BUT ITS DISTINGUISHED ON A MAN

[Holy Roller]

You been a good boy got your caps back:stoogie:
I've always used a roller to paint the roof:spudflip:

[John]

then did you stick the pole up your arse and walk up and down the roof
how the fuck did you find out? were you out on your harley cooning it out?

[WINJA]

how the fuck did you find out? were you out on your harley cooning it out?
IM NOT A COON IM JUST A LITTLE BROWN , WTF ARE YOU ON? CRACK OR SOMETHING

[cowpoos]

PFFFFFT DIET , NOT ME , FAT IS ONLY DISGUSTING ON A WOMAN , BUT ITS DISTINGUISHED ON A MAN

a man like your self I suppose? a genitalman :sherlock:

[John]

im not a coon im just a little brown , wtf are you on? crack or something
i dont do drugs because love is a stronger drug, winja can you say it?

[750Y]

was it a corrugated iron roof?

[justsomeguy]

use a soft broom to paint the roof one purchased from the $2 shop is perfect one coat will do . wear shoes when using a disc grinder a sanding disc can grind your toe off in a millisecond.buy good paint , shit paint is harder to put on , needs more coats ,doesnt last as long, doesnt look as good. dont buy cheap paint brushes , a good brush is worth every cent . most importantly dont get paint stripper on your nipple or between your toes especially where the previous disc sander just got you .
my house is coming along nice no thanks to you pricks , next time a group of you cunts go screaming past my house at 200kmh im gonna throw faeces at you

Glad to hear you actually got off the toilet and did some work - so we're down to walls now huh you fat frog???

Hmm.... what's the whanau schedule like on Waitangi Day??? Maybe I can come scribble on your walls or something.....:innocent:

[kels]

most importantly dont get paint stripper on your nipple or between your toes
Winja you butt crack...get that cheap arsed $2 brush drip it in your stripper and do some body painting on yourself

[WINJA]

was it a corrugated iron roof?
YES .............

[WINJA]

...get that cheap arsed $2 brush drip it in your stripper and do some body painting on yourself
IT WOULD STILL BE MORE FUN THAN HAVING SEX WITH A SKANK LIKE YOU

[kels]

IT WOULD STILL BE MORE FUN THAN HAVING SEX WITH A SKANK LIKE YOU
Can you video it?!? I know heaps of people that would love to see it!!!!!

[WINJA]

Im a crack whore and will give you a hand job for a cigarette,please come round my house Im so lonely and no man or woman will touch me
LOOK I SAID FUCK OFF

[kels]

look i said fuck off
lol ya wanker...

[kels]

Kels...I could never be man enough for you...I have a very small penis

Look Winja...I know size isn't important...but sorry your so right...you will never be man enough

[justsomeguy]

Is this how old people have sex??:shifty:

[kels]

Is this how old people have sex??:shifty:
At least we're gettin some...whipper snapper!

[WINJA]

Is this how old people have sex??:Im quite interested in meeting up at your house Kels , Im hung like a sparrow hope you dont mind shifty:

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT PAL

[WINJA]

At least we're gettin some...whipper snapper!
NO YOUR NOT , I CANT BELIEVE FOR A MINUTE SOME ONE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A CRUSTY OLD HO LIKE YOU . CAN YOU POST A PIC SO WE CAN SEE HOW FAT YOU ARE

[kels]

NO YOUR NOT , I CANT BELIEVE FOR A MINUTE SOME ONE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A CRUSTY OLD HO LIKE YOU . CAN YOU POST A PIC SO WE CAN SEE HOW FAT YOU ARE
Take your hand off your prick ya wank

[WINJA]

Take your hand off your prick ya wank
OOOOOH GOT YA , SENSETIVE ABOUT YOUR FAT ARSE ARE YOU

[kels]

OOOOOH I WANT YOU ,BUT I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM SENSETIVE ABOUT MY PREMITURE EJACULATION PROBLEM

Winja...I'm not interested...Leave me alone!

[justsomeguy]

Winja...I'm not interested...Leave me alone!

Eh?? But you said......:scratch:

[kels]

Eh?? But you said......:scratch:
No I didn't...Winja was playing with the quotes. I have told him I am taken...he is not coping with the rejection well. :weep:

[WINJA]

"premature ejaculation" , get real wide ride thats not even close to an insult

[WINJA]

No I didn't...Winja was playing with the quotes. I have told him I am taken...he is not coping with the rejection well. :weep:
I DID NOT PLAY WITH THE QOUTES , YOU EDITED AFTERWARDS , I TOLD YOU IM NOT INTERESTED , OK SKANK NOW PISS OFF OUTA MY THREAD

[kels]

I DID NOT PLAY WITH THE QOUTES , YOU EDITED AFTERWARDS , I TOLD YOU IM NOT INTERESTED , OK SKANK NOW PISS OFF OUTA MY THREAD
Woooo Hoooo Hit a sore point aye Winja! LOL