So whats your score?

[Sniper]

We all know that Spring and summer are the months that the earth really starts moving and all sorts of new life start up around us. For some reason some of this new life seems to have a suicide wish etched into their genes as from the moment they are mobile they try to kill themselves in various ways.

So as a biker I have done my share in helping them exit this world. Whats your scores (In biological form) of animals and types that you have helped in their quest for suicide.

So far this summer I have 3 birds (2 in the damn helmet), 7 bees and a mouse.

[Rashika]

ahhh now that explains the condition of your bike then Sniper! :whistle:

[skelstar]

Bees I can understand, but how the f**k did you hit a mouse?

[Sniper]

I have never managed to figure it out, but Bren_chch can vouch for it, he barely missed the bastard, but I felt him hit.

[Korea]

Bees I can understand, but how the f**k did you hit a mouse?
It was overtaking him in one of those mouse-wheels and the poor thing forgot to indicate.

[skelstar]

Very nice Korea. That gets green.

[Colapop]

Me - 0, my cat - 5 birds (2 endangered - verified), 4 or 5 mice, f*ck knows how many lizards (5 in one day), and a Weta. I was wondering what he was howling about when I looked it was this big ass weta biting his ear! That'll teach "Mr Badass Hunter"!!

[phoenixgtr]

1 cat (long story), half a dozen bees , thousands of bugs/moths and a bloody near miss with a magpie

[zeRax]

never hit any animal yet, just insects, love it when the birds get close thou, pretty exciting when they wizz past ur helmet O_o

sucks when bee's kamakazi into your helmet vents thou, argh!

[bugjuice]

2 mice, a frog, 2 birds, lost count of bees/wasps/moths/bugs of some sort. I'll round that to a few million.

[Fatjim]

1 cat and 1 rabbit in the same week. Both did really good cartwheels before running (if you could call it that) off.

Seems to have quietened down now.

[phoenixgtr]

Thats what the cat I hit did. Only hit with the front wheel. It did a full roll then shot off the road as quick as it could. Everyone hassled me, saying it prob ran off and died. Noones seen it since.

Nobodys mentioned a hedgehog yet

[robnz]

1 bird and nearly collected somebody crossing the motorway the other night

[Grahameeboy]

1 fondue set, 1 cuddly teddy bear, 1 saucepan set, a treadmill and a partridge in a pear tree......didn't he doooo weeellllll

[dawnrazor]

did the generation game air on kiwi TV?

[Grahameeboy]

did the generation game air on kiwi TV?

didn't have TV's then.......shame cause it was a laugh eh?

[CPB]

probably considered murder when you aim for them ay, so I'd rather not discuss the victims for fear it may incriminate me at a later date....crazy lady had a bloody funny (and messy) one though...bird timed it into her back wheel...feathers everywhere and the next bike in the run got showered in blood, shit and feathers...:laugh: Quite good spectator sport for the crew behind!
Have had afew near misses with 'small dog syndrome' mutts..what is it with those little agro yapping dudes!!:killingme

[MisterD]

Me - 0, my cat - 5 birds (2 endangered - verified),

F-ing cats! Why the hell should they be allowed to wander around the place, shitting in my garden and eating the wildlife? Exactly the same rules should be applied to them as to dogs, keep 'em on your property or on a f-ing lead.

[dawnrazor]

So far nothing this summer, but to my shame I once bounced a WW ll vet off the fairing and broke his wrist and my indicator. He did sort of jump out onto the road as I was coming around a corner...........how I didn't roll right over him I'll never know, to make it worse I was so distracted and upset by the whole thing that I nearly did it again to some bloke on the way home!

This was many years ago on my first bike, but I never forgot it.

Oh and I was once charged by a ram on an open country road, I think he thought I was after his ewes :eek:

[dawnrazor]

didn't have TV's then.......shame cause it was a laugh eh?

bloody hell now I have a very clear image of larry grayson and isla sinclair in my head. Him with the stupid bifocal glasses and her with her perkie-nannies hanging out. LOL

[Grahameeboy]

S, I think he thought I was after his ewes :eek:

....so were you........?

[dawnrazor]

....so were you........?

well lets just say I like my lamb rare, but preferably without a pulse
:eek:

[N4CR]

I think one bird, MULTIPLE bees and a whole fucking swarm of sand flies that literally coated my helmet/bike - it was fuzzy and black :|.

Missed a sheep and a cattle dog that ran out infront of me over a blind crest by a few M. I really need new tyres.

[Cookie]

dawnrazor - Sure did. "Nice to see you...to see you NICE!!!"

[Grahameeboy]

I think one bird, MULTIPLE bees and a whole fucking swarm of sand flies that literally coated my helmet/bike - it was fuzzy and black :|.

Missed a sheep and a cattle dog that ran out infront of me over a blind crest by a few M. I really need new tyres.

Seriously, I received a direct hit to my visor by a bid poo at 150k on SH16 and of course I went to wipe it away......it was like riding in a cloud the rest of the way....

[Rashika]

had an interesting one hit me last weekend...I think it was a bee of some description....hard to tell after it kamikazied on the my visor then proceeded to head thru my air intake and splatter itself on the inside of the visor as well. then sit on the edge, waiting till i could stop and drop the wee sucker out.

But the weird thing is....and i have not noticed this before....it stunk! I wondered what the hell the smell was, wasn't till I figured out that the sucker was spread across the inside of the visor that i realised it was prob all its insides stinking the place up.... NOT very nice! :shake:

[dawnrazor]

Seriously, I received a direct hit to my visor by a bid poo at 150k on SH16 and of course I went to wipe it away......it was like riding in a cloud the rest of the way....

bid poo eh, how much did you pay for that
:laugh:

[Grahameeboy]

bid poo eh, how much did you pay for that
:laugh:

I must have got the threads mixed up eh.........:blink:

[dawnrazor]

I must have got the threads mixed up eh.........:blink:

didn't know trade me sold such things, I've a whole bowl I could off.


Note to self fix toliet.

[Grahameeboy]

didn't know trade me sold such things, I've a whole bowl I could off.


Note to self fix toliet.

no toilet talk on this site please.........

[Matt Bleck]

1 bird, thousands of bees, fly's, bugs etc & this is a good one, a DOG, lucky for me it was a staffie. The owner was not happy tho. Fucking thing shouldn't have been on the road, but because I didn't have my full licence at the time I didn't argue the point. Gave a false name and left.

But I had only just repainted my bike and as it went under it fucked my fairing!!

[Rashika]

lucky for me it was a staffie.
:Oi: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Fucking thing shouldn't have been on the road, but because I didn't have my full licence at the time I didn't argue the point. Gave a false name and left.
But I had only just repainted my bike and as it went under it fucked my fairing!!
damn shame...guess thats what happens when you give false info... karmic retaliation :yeah:

[Matt Bleck]

I only meant lucky as in it was small.....

[Rashika]

I only meant lucky as in it was small.....
:Punk: :hug:
betcha the dog didn't feel so lucky..... poor wee staffie :crybaby:

[Matt Bleck]

Oh shit, now I feel really bad!!!

[EZAS]

:Oops: 3 Maori's, 2 Abo's, 2 Pakeha's and a police officer trying to direct traffic at broken lights ... :Oops:

[Hitcher]

So far this summer I have done me. Fuck it.

[nudemetalz]

Well the other night it was nearly a stupid lady who decided to cross the road just as the lights went green. She saw me and then stopped right there in the middle ofthe road. Good handful of front brake and a wee weave, I got past her, dunno how she fared with the peak-hour traffic behind me though....:nono: