So whats your score?

**Sniper** · 18th January 2006, 12:39

We all know that Spring and summer are the months that the earth really starts moving and all sorts of new life start up around us. For some reason some of this new life seems to have a suicide wish etched into their genes as from the moment they are mobile they try to kill themselves in various ways.

So as a biker I have done my share in helping them exit this world. Whats your scores (In biological form) of animals and types that you have helped in their quest for suicide.

So far this summer I have 3 birds (2 in the damn helmet), 7 bees and a mouse.

**Rashika** · 18th January 2006, 12:45

ahhh now that explains the condition of your bike then Sniper!

**skelstar** · 18th January 2006, 12:49

Bees I can understand, but how the f**k did you hit a mouse?

**Sniper** · 18th January 2006, 12:50

I have never managed to figure it out, but Bren_chch can vouch for it, he barely missed the bastard, but I felt him hit.

**Korea** · 18th January 2006, 12:52

Originally Posted by skelstar

Bees I can understand, but how the f**k did you hit a mouse?

It was overtaking him in one of those mouse-wheels and the poor thing forgot to indicate.

**skelstar** · 18th January 2006, 12:55

Very nice Korea. That gets green.

**Colapop** · 18th January 2006, 13:10

Me - 0, my cat - 5 birds (2 endangered - verified), 4 or 5 mice, f*ck knows how many lizards (5 in one day), and a Weta. I was wondering what he was howling about when I looked it was this big ass weta biting his ear! That'll teach "Mr Badass Hunter"!!

**phoenixgtr** · 18th January 2006, 13:17

1 cat (long story), half a dozen bees , thousands of bugs/moths and a bloody near miss with a magpie

**zeRax** · 18th January 2006, 13:52

never hit any animal yet, just insects, love it when the birds get close thou, pretty exciting when they wizz past ur helmet O_o

sucks when bee's kamakazi into your helmet vents thou, argh!

**bugjuice** · 18th January 2006, 13:57

2 mice, a frog, 2 birds, lost count of bees/wasps/moths/bugs of some sort. I'll round that to a few million.

**Fatjim** · 18th January 2006, 14:00

1 cat and 1 rabbit in the same week. Both did really good cartwheels before running (if you could call it that) off.

Seems to have quietened down now.

**phoenixgtr** · 18th January 2006, 14:04

Thats what the cat I hit did. Only hit with the front wheel. It did a full roll then shot off the road as quick as it could. Everyone hassled me, saying it prob ran off and died. Noones seen it since.

Nobodys mentioned a hedgehog yet