Some humour for the day.

[mini_me]

Found some funny pics earlier today.

[Fishy]

Nice one:killingme !.

[DMNTD]

Hahaha...hardcase mate!
My koha for today's

[ducatilover]

haha nice stuff

[DingDong]

MuHUarh MuHUarh

[Swoop]

Haha! Love the Ansett one!

[parsley]

Wow, I can't believe someone went to the time and effort to construct this list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_ordered_by_uses_of_the_word_%22fuck% 22

[LXS]

hahah cheers for that.

the ansett one had me chuckling away.

[Colapop]

Cum fly with me, cum fly let's fly away....

[MidnightMike]

That fly one is classic :rofl:

[Swoop]

Wow, I can't believe someone went to the time and effort to construct this list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_ordered_by_uses_of_the_word_%22fuck% 22

"Lock, stock and two smoking barrels" :first: is only at #65... fuck!
and Trainspotting at #69... WTF!!!

[DMNTD]

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F" means Thank
Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T"' means 'Sorry, Honey, Its Thursday' :rolleyes:

[yungatart]

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in
nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be
out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never
mature anyway.

6 Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so
that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

9 Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is
too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell
him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

[ducatilover]

good old sexism:clap: :rofl: and the females all went forth and died because they found they had no means of reproduction other than artificial insemination just like cows, but all male babies were killed and the females perished as the elephants and monkeys bent them over and sausaged them and ripped their ladie bits to shreds:grouphug: so let us group hug and not be feministic or chauvanistic cos we cant survive without the opposite sex and there is no superior sex [apart from the kinky type]

[Sniper]

DL, that was incredibly dumb.

[ducatilover]

yeah i know. i was bored.

[Coyote]

DL, that was incredibly dumb.
Yeah, fucking anti-sexist pig

[yungatart]

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"

"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"

"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone
over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie."

"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", he replied.

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have there a marvellous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"

[burn-out gurl]

lol thats really funny stuff:killingme