Fight Club ride today 21/01/06

[Firefight]

another great day for a ride:2thumbsup

the fight club riders meet at Bombay, a bit of a yarn and off down 22 via ridge rd, the road was up to it's normal standard and all enjoyed the ride down, after stopping for gas and pies 3 of our riders left to return early.

the rest of us returned back the way we came ,,turning off at Glen Afton and along to Rotowaro ,after a great little race along to the hall we stopped for some digy pics, after taking the pics the dumb prick who had the camera thought it would be a good idea to leave it on a road side post(i guess he thought it would be safe there till next week):blink: ,however I belive that when he went back two hours later it was gone.. what's the chance's of that happening ??:angry:

well any way now I don't have to Fuck around trying put the pics up on this post:weird: .

once we were back on 22 we rode to our normal rest point at Pukekawa.

After this one of our group took his normal route home via Mercer ferry rd, the rest of us returned via Pukekohe.

a great day guys and girls, thanks for your company.. Rendy, Sue, Jimmy, James, Kit and Tristan.

rider of the day, this was a tough one everyone did very well, however two riders stood out today.

Buggy, despite appalling taste in bike colour you rode very well today, it was great to ride with you again mate, I think you membership to FC is assured.

But without doubt the title ""fight Club Rider of the day" has to go to Tristan
bloody great effort man. you did dam well to keep up with the other bikes.




Firefight .... now off to look for the dam camera

[Goblin]

But without doubt the title ""fight Club Rider of the day" has to go to Tristan
bloody great effort man. you did dam well to keep up with the other bikes.




Firefight .... now off to look for the dam camera

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :killingme

Don't tell me you lost the camera on purpose.....lol...

[bugjuice]

tristan surprised even me! top dude on a 250 to keep that pace. And I know he's not the only one. I think that's what scares me!!

Like I said, abuse is the finest form of flattery. If you really like my bike and it's colour, it's ok to respray yours. We won't think any less of you.

Anyway, thanks for inviting me along, good to ride again. Nice to catch up with the rest too. WT, I have your ear plugs if you want them back! Has just a little Bugwax on it, but that's ok.. Awesome machine you've got there too. No one would believe it's a new K4 engine underneath all that fairing works you've done with it.. Good disguise

thanx heaps, until next time

[Riff Raff]

Thanks F/F - was a good ride today. I was even slower than normal due to suffering from a hangover and just not being able to get my groove. Strangely tho I got better after WT, Mr Me and myself did a bit of bike swapping when we parted from the rest of the group. Hope you all liked my exit..... Note to self: when swapping to a shitty old bike you haven't ridden before, make sure right foot is on the footpeg and not sitting on the brake!! And I did enjoy riding the CBR - some interesting vibrations at various speeds :devil2:

[stify]

cool ya all had a good ride down me fav road :rolleyes:

maybe i get to go on the next one????:spudwhat:

[Riff Raff]

Oh yeah, and our ride back from Ngaruawahia had entertainment galore from some tosser on a gsxr1000 who had an aversion to the front wheel touching the tarseal (including on the one way bridge crossing the Waikato River).

And my neck got up close and personal with the pointy end of a yellow and black buzzing thing. Luckily I'd taken an antihystamine before the ride for my hayfever.

[N4CR]

Nice to finally meet you Dave and ride with ya. Good to catch up with you Buggy, still nice 'n orange (and attracting bugs) ;).

The tar on that road is pretty shocking at some stages and the various 'bumps' read: 'jumps' make things a little interesting. Bugger about the roadworks too.
But that sh22 is a newfound delight for me and I shall be on it in the future :love:

My bike felt like it was 'swimming' sometimes like a a reasonably slow lateral/vertical s movement in corners not unlike arsing out - suspension? I thaught I might have screwed a shock after one massive bump so i'm getting worried. Time for new tyres too.

The cop on the motorway got me scared. And another after I got off it, I think it was for that abduction in Mission bay though.

When are you guys next doing the loop? I know that route a bit :devil2:

edit: Good to meet you too riff raff, didn't know you were on the ride, same with that poor guy riding a more 'aged' bike.... heheh.

[aff-man]

And i stayed at home with nothing to do..... bastards...

Sounds like you had fun though

[White trash]

Wicked good ride today folks.

In the half of it we did, we proved two things. Honda CBR600s are shit. 636s are even shitter. Eh Sluggy?

Had a ball though, good company (even if I was ridin by myself for most of it) and more than a little hilarity.

[Deano]

Wicked good ride today folks.


You been watching Deeds tonight ?


Had a ball though, good company (even if I was ridin by myself for most of it)

Couldn't keep up again huh ?

[Leong]

Think I might have seen you guys today..... around 11am on the corner of Rangiriri Road and SH22 I saw and waved to a group of bikes. Out running in the SV.... 640km so far...

[enigma51]

What is the fight club?

[boomer]

What is the fight club?

hEY U! Hows the hols? I take it your back at work Monday, cos i've sent an email re the weekend comin up. Murray, jarrod, rob, me and you to Raglan on sat/sun comin up!


Fight club as i understand it is where you go to loose/damage something :whistle:

[Marmoot]

after taking the pics the dumb prick who had the camera thought it would be a good idea to leave it on a road side post(i guess he thought it would be safe there till next week):blink:

YOU DID A BLOODY WHAT?!?!?!?! :eek5:



Elite Fight Club - terrorizing your neighbourhood and underage children since 2005!

[Riff Raff]

Think I might have seen you guys today..... around 11am on the corner of Rangiriri Road and SH22 I saw and waved to a group of bikes. Out running in the SV.... 640km so far...
Yep that was us. We thought you might have stopped to say hello, but were obviously on a mission. We figured out it was you - that's the only other black SV we know of, apart from mine, and I was there.

[Leong]

Did the Coro loop today, came back thru Kaiaua and found aff-man at the Fish n Chip shop looking for WT. He rode back with us to Maraetai where I saw a Black SV K5 with a Micron zorst, waved to the guy and wanted to stop and ask to listen to the micron, but was at the back of our group, so carried on. Was that your bike and WT, or another black SV ??

edit: Just had a look at yr profile pic... and not a micron zorst .... another Black SV K5?

[White trash]

Did the Coro loop today, came back thru Kaiaua and found aff-man at the Fish n Chip shop looking for WT. He rode back with us to Maraetai where I saw a Black SV K5 with a Micron zorst, waved to the guy and wanted to stop and ask to listen to the micron, but was at the back of our group, so carried on. Was that your bike and WT, or another black SV ??

edit: Just had a look at yr profile pic... and not a micron zorst .... another Black SV K5?

I don't own a black SV mate. Riff raff does. Sometimes, I'm allowed to borrow it if I've been especially good in the sack.

It has a Scorpian exhaust and if you'd stopped at Kopu, would'a gladdly shown you the sights.

Aff-man was that far back? Shit! we only left 1/2 an hour before him. And we went most of the way on one wheel each.

[cowpoos]

I don't own a black SV mate. Riff raff does. Sometimes, I'm allowed to borrow it if I've been especially good in the sack.


not often eh!! :spudflip:

[Riff Raff]

not often eh!! :spudflip:
No not that often since you introduced him to a bit of man sossie the other weekend!

[cowpoos]

No not that often since you introduced him to a bit of man sossie the other weekend!

would you like to buy a blow-flex strap on for him? :whistle:

[White trash]

Don't make me get the Bowflextm bicep out sonny.

[cowpoos]

Don't make me get the Bowflextm bicep out sonny.

I'm more interested in the ''Bowflex Ultimate™2'' :apumpin:

[bugjuice]

Wicked good ride today folks.

In the half of it we did, we proved two things. Honda CBR600s are shit. 636s are even shitter. Eh Sluggy?

Had a ball though, good company (even if I was ridin by myself for most of it) and more than a little hilarity.
no idea what you're on about.. I was just riding easy. Next time, I'll show you the tail lights a little more then

[Marmoot]

no idea what you're on about.. I was just riding easy. Next time, I'll show you the tail lights a little more then

Took you quite a while to respond to that post........I begin to doubt your whore-ness reputation...... :Pokey:

[bugjuice]

I don't live on here, like some people. Weekends are for riding.
I'm only here, cos I have to be at work.

[Marmoot]

*bump*

....


LOL, that's a valid argument

[Grahameeboy]

I don't live on here, like some people. Weekends are for riding.
I'm only here, cos I have to be at work.

Me too..........I may be too slow but fancy this Fight Club ride......when is next one....gimme gimme :brick:

[bugjuice]

invite only from the powers that be.
we get a single text from an unknown number, that then erases itself 10 seconds after being read. We are told when and where, and to bring no one. To circle the block 5 times to be sure, and to have our bikes checked over for tracking devices. We don't even know who we're riding with until we turn up.
From the start point, we are given a blank envelope that's hidden in a secret location, and then the ride commences. There's no guarantees of success of the mission, but damn it, we try our best.

I don't even know how the powers that be, got my number. But I was once told that one guy turned up and brought a mate along without being asked, and as he reached the 5km radius, he and his mate were shot. A truck sped up behind them and scooped them up before anyone saw. Drones then replaced them back in normal society so as not to arouse suspicion and they were never asked to come back. Rumour has it that WT is the only exception

[Grahameeboy]

invite only from the powers that be.
we get a single text from an unknown number, that then erases itself 10 seconds after being read. We are told when and where, and to bring no one. To circle the block 5 times to be sure, and to have our bikes checked over for tracking devices. We don't even know who we're riding with until we turn up.
From the start point, we are given a blank envelope that's hidden in a secret location, and then the ride commences. There's no guarantees of success of the mission, but damn it, we try our best.

I don't even know how the powers that be, got my number. But I was once told that one guy turned up and brought a mate along without being asked, and as he reached the 5km radius, he and his mate were shot. A truck sped up behind them and scooped them up before anyone saw. Drones then replaced them back in normal society so as not to arouse suspicion and they were never asked to come back. Rumour has it that WT is the only exception

I guess that is why you ride an orange bike...or is that 'flame yellow'.......:2thumbsup

[Marmoot]

don't forget: A Roadblock is a challenge that only 1 member of the group can do. After you finish the challenge you will be given your next clue.
The team must then ride about 100km down south to the little town called........where it will be their pit stop.

And before each ride you must prove that you are wearing a G-string by pulling down your pants and wiggle your butt to passing onlookers beside the nearest motorway.

[Firefight]

Me too..........I may be too slow but fancy this Fight Club ride......when is next one....gimme gimme :brick:


Many wish for it, but few are chosen...

F/F:ride:

[sAsLEX]

Many wish for it, but few are chosen...

F/F:ride:

He was bloody near sleeping on his bike when I went past him this afternoon! Cant have none of that now, He is not worthy!

[Zed]

...There's no guarantees of success of the mission, but damn it, we try our best...Wow Buggy, I knew Dave had changed the qualifications somewhat because of high demand but I didn't realise that he'd gone that far!! You must be one of the more recent squids to become a member then...:sherlock:

Still quite unsure about the femininity of your chosen logo Marmoot :mellow:

[aff-man]

Many wish for it, but few are chosen...

F/F:ride:



*yawns*............ Maybe you just have to be old.....

[Firefight]

*yawns*............ Maybe you just have to be old.....

maybe Johno ,I guess it won't be an issue for you.


F/F:wacko:

[stify]

Still quite unsure about the femininity of your chosen logo Marmoot :mellow:

least it's not a pic of him mooning those poor folks on the motorway in his g string:eek5:

[V Twin Raver]

least it's not a pic of him mooning those poor folks on the motorway in his g string:eek5:

He wears it back to front too.

[stify]

He wears it back to front too.

is that why Dave put down his camera?

[Marmoot]

Crotchless!

It's much better.....It helps when you fart.




What??? EFC is not Elite Fart Club???? I'm in the wrong club? :slap:

[sennandy]

This sounds good fun, can anyone come, can't wait to get my bike off the boat and learn the roads, I believe your roads are like ours here in Scotland with the added bonus of sun.;)

[Firefight]

This sounds good fun, can anyone come,


No.

F/F

[Marmoot]

This sounds good fun, can anyone come, can't wait to get my bike off the boat and learn the roads, I believe your roads are like ours here in Scotland with the added bonus of sun.;)

1st rule of fight club: you don't talk about fight club (and what am I doing now?)

4th rule of fight club: if this is your first ride, you will let everyone ride your bike as they wish, and provide a disclaimer form to be signed saying that the rider will not be responsible for any damage done to the bike or any traffic offence commited by the bike. Any offence or damage is solely the responsibility of the owner.

By the way, I don't mind you joining :love: I'll give you a PM if you want

[Grahameeboy]

He was bloody near sleeping on his bike when I went past him this afternoon! Cant have none of that now, He is not worthy!

Yeah, I had a bad headache actually and was just cruising

[sennandy]

No.

F/F


OK! I see that bikers stick together worldwide.(except NZ, I guess)

Marmoot : thank you, for your offer, once I move there next month and my bike is off the boat, and world bike borrowing rules apply; bend it you mend it or even buy it and I take your bike.

I will go out and find the twisties.

How is the SP1? I really like them. Cool icon

[Marmoot]

How is the SP1?

Better than a Ducati!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

just kidding. I've always wanted to say that.

[Posh Tourer :P]

OK! I see that bikers stick together worldwide.(except NZ, I guess)


Heh.

If you want to go for a ride with FF, just pm him and see what happens. You´ve kinda stumbled on a weird situation. Get involved in any of the other KB rides, but this one is kinda a group of friends riding together.

Apart from being a grumpy old bugger with a one-eyed addiction to Yamaha R6´s, he´s a great guy (and pretty handy with a CO2 fire extinguisher).

J/K FF :)

Heck, even I´m not allowed on Fight Club rides.........

[sAsLEX]

Heck, even I´m not allowed on Fight Club rides.........

you DO ride a BMW!

[Posh Tourer :P]

Not exclusively......







And I promise not to try and shag any of you guys while on a ride.....

[sAsLEX]

And I promise not to try and shag any of you guys while on a ride.....

well thats not going to help your case with marmoot

[Marmoot]

And I promise not to try and shag any of you guys while on a ride.....

there goes your membership chance :mellow:

[Firefight]

there goes your membership chance :mellow:



LOL:wacko:

F/F

[Posh Tourer :P]

there goes your membership chance :mellow:

Ok I promise to only try and shag Marmoot while on rides.....

[stify]

Ok I promise to only try and shag Marmoot while on rides.....

don't dress up as a 4 hoofed farmers daughter, he might shag u:yeah:

[Marmoot]

I wonder a bit how this thread hasn't gone PD yet...... :laugh:

[V Twin Raver]

I wonder a bit how this thread hasn't gone PD yet...... :laugh:

Cos it makes for good wholesome reading for the entire family.

By the way, shouldn't you have been boning yourself silly at that hour??

[Marmoot]

By the way, shouldn't you have been boning yourself silly at that hour??

bah...got out a little too quick. The movie is too good.

LOL

P/T