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James Deuce
26th January 2006, 12:39
Cracks me up:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3551041a16076,00.html

"A brawl on the beach degenerates into a game of Aussie Rules."

Bahahaha
MisterD
26th January 2006, 12:54
Funny in writing, can't cope with him on the TV though....
Sniper
26th January 2006, 13:01
Very amusing.
Matt Bleck
26th January 2006, 13:19
Funny in writing, can't cope with him on the TV though....

Yip, he's a dribbly bum......
manuboy
26th January 2006, 13:24
An ex workmate has "chess parties" with him regularly in quaint wee Lyttleton. He's a smart man. He'd have to be with a HEAD THAT BIG. F**k knows how his neck supports it. Looks like the rest of him would struggle to lift a half empty chip packet.

Or i could have just said "Yip, he's a dribbly bum......"
Krayy
26th January 2006, 13:47
Can Koalas actually get Chlamydia? And who gave it to them?
Matt Bleck
26th January 2006, 13:55
dribbly bum did!!!
James Deuce
26th January 2006, 14:00
Can Koalas actually get Chlamydia? And who gave it to them?

Yes, and the Aussie Koala population is riddled with it. Guess who gave it to them. The go blind and fall out of Eucalypts and die. It's nasty.
Sniper
26th January 2006, 14:44
Are these Koalas related to the Northen Aussie Drop Bears?
Krayy
26th January 2006, 14:52
Are these Koalas related to the Northen Aussie Drop Bears?
Best way to avoid Drop Bears is apparantly to wear a baseball cap with some Peanut Butter on the brim. They don't like Peanut Butter.

Mind you, if you dress like a bottle of Penicillin, you might get crushed in the rush.
SPORK
26th January 2006, 16:06
I have a book of his. It's very good. Mr Bennett is my literary hero. I can't spell though.