Vampire's Drink - NOT CHILD SAFE...

[Back Fire]

Vampire's Drink

A vampire walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks up to him and says, "What can I get you?"
The vampire says, "A cup of hot water."
The bartender looks at him strangely, but gets the water. When he brings it over to the vampire, he says, "I thought you guys drank blood. What's with the water?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "What, you've never heard of a tea bag?"

[NotaGoth]

Now I can bling you for it LOL

[Korea]

*heave* *gag* *retch* :sick:

[bugjuice]

lol..
i like your thinking *points with finger and shoots*

[Sniper]

Sorry, I just chucked up in my mouth a little bit.

(Rep to those who can tell where that is from)

[Fishy]

Sorry, I just chucked up in my mouth a little bit.

(Rep to those who can tell where that is from)

From Dust Till Dawn??? was it from a vampire movie?

[bugjuice]

Sorry, I just chucked up in my mouth a little bit.

(Rep to those who can tell where that is from)
Dodge Ball. The previous bit is:

I think we should mate...
Sorry?
I said, I think we should date...
*mmmph*
you ok?
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

And it's 'threw up', not chucked ;)

[Big Chim]

Oh man thats ruff.:thud:

[RiderInBlack]

Fu*k that joke is soooo old. First heard it at High School around 1976:hitcher:

[Back Fire]

Fu*k that joke is soooo old. First heard it at High School around 1976:hitcher:

fu*k your old! I wasn't even around in 1976

[Wolf]

fu*k your old! I wasn't even around in 1976
You talking like that, it's a wonder you survived to 2006... :devil2:

[Back Fire]

You talking like that, it's a wonder you survived to 2006... :devil2:

the years not over yet :eek:

[MidnightMike]

Yep, not very original, but not to bad.