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lia
3rd February 2006, 03:27
As ye all know bikes are an expensive habit and keeping in with the spirit of getting money for nothin much juzzer has decided that this might work a treat

http://www.zmonline.com/WhatsOn/Competitions/Detail.aspx?id=2537

all he needs is 3 willing others to help. split equally of course which means you three others get $100 ea just for riding! cmon ya know ya want to :msn-wink:

Mr Poo's, Dover - you up for it?
(bras are optional)

The_Dover
3rd February 2006, 08:08
I'll tuck my tail between my legs and pad out a bra to help a brother in need.

BuFfY
3rd February 2006, 10:47
I thought the winners got $4000??

bugjuice
3rd February 2006, 11:01
Juzzer needs help
tell us something we don't know..

lia
3rd February 2006, 15:40
I thought the winners got $4000??

nope i think u got yr googles on back-ta-front. im sure it was only 400 :laugh:

The_Dover
3rd February 2006, 15:42
I've seen Juzzer with his googles on back to front. Or were they some one elses undies?

lia
3rd February 2006, 15:44
Juzzer needs help
tell us something we don't know..

Are you implying an mental deficiency? That is a nasty rumor that he proves over and over and over ...

lia
3rd February 2006, 15:45
Are those YOUR G'strings Dover? I was starting to think he has some blow up doll hiding under the bed.

lia
3rd February 2006, 15:48
I have just been informed that Juzzer also wants a cut of 10% off the winnings on the rest of the team. You ya all owe him $50 now ... payment to be made before the event.

The_Dover
3rd February 2006, 15:48
No, but I think that's my blow up doll. The bastard said he didn't have it and I was just about to blame Mr Poo's for the theft.

lia
3rd February 2006, 15:52
i have found no evidence of the offender, in/deflated. I suggest a check in the Poo outhouse. Seems Mr Poo's took offence at her wearing yr undies and left them for Juzzer as he needed a comfort blanket.

lia
3rd February 2006, 16:12
Yeah I can see why Juzzer wants to do it... its only for girls to enter.. ha ha. But I reckon it might be fun to be down at Float anyway when its on.. in case one of the scavenger hunt missions is to score a ride with/on a bike/biker.

true, but he still wants a cut from spectators ($50 ahead of the event)... oh and expects you to NOT help the other competitors. Juzzer and Dover might be fighting you for the front seat which you may wish to give up as they are both expecting to enter the wet t'shirt competition.

bigbadwolf
3rd February 2006, 17:11
nope i think u got yr googles on back-ta-front. im sure it was only 400 :laugh:

Just checked on the site and it is $4000. So a grand each! Would be awesome! Good luck :)

boomer
3rd February 2006, 18:32
I just checked your profile Lia and i now know what prompted Juzza to purchase his last leathers.. matchin "his 'n hers"... :yeah:

Nice nike btw.. Dover Juzza, Poos and SpeedMedic.. theres ya 4 :D and i need 25% finders fee please :mobile:

lia
3rd February 2006, 22:48
Just checked on the site and it is $4000. So a grand each! Would be awesome! Good luck :)

no im afraid yr maths needs a bit of work the figure each is

$100 (prize) - $50 (juzzers 10% cut just because) - $2 (boomers 25% fee)

sheesh, where did you guess learn mathematics???

lia
3rd February 2006, 22:53
nah boomer. i had to get leathers like his to make him look less girly ... didnt work though.

speaking of which i have a photograph stashed away of juzzer with lovely long curly locks. will have to keep it for a special ocassion me thinks. :Punk:

lia
4th February 2006, 07:02
so there is no wool pulling over anyones eyes here huh?

well the deal still stands as previously stated otherwise how would it be 'helping juzzer' to get 2/3rds of stuff all?

also now a 1% pentalty fee (for arguing) which according to my creative accounting is $50.
:nya: