Juzzer needs help

[lia]

As ye all know bikes are an expensive habit and keeping in with the spirit of getting money for nothin much juzzer has decided that this might work a treat

http://www.zmonline.com/WhatsOn/Comp...l.aspx?id=2537

all he needs is 3 willing others to help. split equally of course which means you three others get $100 ea just for riding! cmon ya know ya want to

Mr Poo's, Dover - you up for it?
(bras are optional)

[The_Dover]

I'll tuck my tail between my legs and pad out a bra to help a brother in need.

[BuFfY]

I thought the winners got $4000??

[bugjuice]

Juzzer needs help
tell us something we don't know..

[lia]

I thought the winners got $4000??

nope i think u got yr googles on back-ta-front. im sure it was only 400

[The_Dover]

I've seen Juzzer with his googles on back to front. Or were they some one elses undies?

[lia]

Juzzer needs help
tell us something we don't know..

Are you implying an mental deficiency? That is a nasty rumor that he proves over and over and over ...

[lia]

Are those YOUR G'strings Dover? I was starting to think he has some blow up doll hiding under the bed.

[lia]

I have just been informed that Juzzer also wants a cut of 10% off the winnings on the rest of the team. You ya all owe him $50 now ... payment to be made before the event.

[The_Dover]

No, but I think that's my blow up doll. The bastard said he didn't have it and I was just about to blame Mr Poo's for the theft.

[lia]

i have found no evidence of the offender, in/deflated. I suggest a check in the Poo outhouse. Seems Mr Poo's took offence at her wearing yr undies and left them for Juzzer as he needed a comfort blanket.

[lia]

Yeah I can see why Juzzer wants to do it... its only for girls to enter.. ha ha. But I reckon it might be fun to be down at Float anyway when its on.. in case one of the scavenger hunt missions is to score a ride with/on a bike/biker.

true, but he still wants a cut from spectators ($50 ahead of the event)... oh and expects you to NOT help the other competitors. Juzzer and Dover might be fighting you for the front seat which you may wish to give up as they are both expecting to enter the wet t'shirt competition.

[bigbadwolf]

nope i think u got yr googles on back-ta-front. im sure it was only 400

Just checked on the site and it is $4000. So a grand each! Would be awesome! Good luck

[boomer]

I just checked your profile Lia and i now know what prompted Juzza to purchase his last leathers.. matchin "his 'n hers"...

Nice nike btw.. Dover Juzza, Poos and SpeedMedic.. theres ya 4 and i need 25% finders fee please

[lia]

Just checked on the site and it is $4000. So a grand each! Would be awesome! Good luck

no im afraid yr maths needs a bit of work the figure each is

$100 (prize) - $50 (juzzers 10% cut just because) - $2 (boomers 25% fee)

sheesh, where did you guess learn mathematics???