Lunch

[Silage]

Howcome, whenever my wife makes my lunch, it gets to work fine and is all in place and nice at lunch time. But when I make my lunch (almost never except today!!) all the honey spreads itself over the place, onto the peanutbutter samies and trying to pollute the chicken bits as well. And the bread tastes mouldy. I guess there is only one answer...:Oi:

[k14]

I guess there is only one answer...:Oi:
Yep, go and buy it. :niceone:

[SpeedyGirl]

'Cause ya wife is a legend!!:not:

[skelstar]

Your wife uses adhesives when she makes your lunch?

[Grahameeboy]

Your wife uses adhesives when she makes your lunch?

No viagra with a little hint of velcro......:2thumbsup

[WRT]

No viagra with a little hint of velcro......:2thumbsup

Thats what the farmers have for lunch, keeps them baaaa-ed up all afternoon!

[Sniper]

Women are just better in the Kitchen mate. You should avoid their territory.

[Grahameeboy]

Women are just better in the Kitchen mate. You should avoid their territory.

You had to make me think of Cowpoos again didn't you!!...sorry meant to reply to WRT

[manuboy]

the cyanide holds it all together. Don't worry - woman haven't realised that evolution has ensured most men are immune. (Until they read this).

[Str8 Jacket]

Hmm, did you try using glad wrap?....

[skelstar]

Men will never be immune to a swift kick in the nuts though.

[Grahameeboy]

Men will never be immune to a swift kick in the nuts though.

I am not even immune to the thought of getting a boot in the goolies...

[manuboy]

Men will never be immune to a swift kick in the nuts though.

Harden up. Ever been to the mainland? A kick in the nuts is foreplay. At least in my place. Thats normal right?

Sorry for the hijack Jimmie. Just use peanut butter. You can't go wriong (add a little cyanide to taste - otherwise the gut will notice the absence and you'll get indigestion)

[skelstar]

Born in the mainland buddy :niceone:. Always love going back.

[manuboy]

Always love going back.

A decent kick in the nuts hard to find up there? :niceone:

[skelstar]

Yep. That was a goody :)

[Fishy]

I make mean sandwiches! I am a great kitchen bitch!. Even clean up after myself!

[SDU]

You just need to practise every day & soon your samies will be better than ya Wife's.

[yungatart]

Its all in the wrapping technique, keep practising and you'll soon get the hang of it.

[Grahameeboy]

Its all in the wrapping technique, keep practising and you'll soon get the hang of it.

I just chuck mine in a tupperware................

[myvice]

I leave my tank bag open a bit so my lunch can see out, by the time I get to work its too scared to move...

[rogson]

You're truely blessed. Your wife makes it with love - you make it with hard butter from the fridge, stale bread, a blunt knife and impatience.

[Oakie]

You know sandwiches have a peice of bread on top as well?


or alternative response...


Then make your sandwiches 'honey and peanut butter' and it won't matter will it.

[Maha]

I find the best way to stop shit falling out of the said sammies is to 'staple' around the edges and when lunch time rolls around just eat the middle bit, trust me on this it really works..........

[APPLE]

jus go 2 the bakery man?

[idb]

Your wife makes your lunch?
How many weeks have you been married Jimmie?

[Silage]

Your wife makes your lunch?
How many weeks have you been married Jimmie?

Well its 9743 days ie 1392 weeks ie about 26 and a half years. Init she great.:hug: