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ZorsT
19th February 2006, 19:42
You are a 16 year old boy who is 6ft1 and weighs 70kg...

You spot a group of troubled looking youths walking down the road, they walk up to a bike parked on the side of the road that is owned by a local boy.
As one of the youths mounts the bike and starts to ride away, you confront them...
After some not-so polite words being thrown back at you, a girl in the group who is 6ft tall and weighs 1.5 times the amount you do (she would be 100kg, a big girl) throws a punch at your face.

Is it Okay to hit back? - (in a self defensive way)


disclamer: This did not happen, the author wrote this purely for interests sake.

SPman
19th February 2006, 19:44
Yes!...........

Patch
19th February 2006, 19:47
I would never out an out hit a woman, but if she happened to hurt herself by me defending one's self . . . tough shit isn't it.


Violence only begets more bloody violence

Vagabond
19th February 2006, 19:49
Floor the b=)%!~

MidnightMike
19th February 2006, 19:53
Let me guess,
she's an islander :whistle:
fight back, shes probably manlike anyway.

Mad Cow
19th February 2006, 20:01
Historically it was never considered appropriate for a man to hit a woman, but then again a woman would never consider hitting a bloke!

It looks like this girl changed the rules to suit and if she throws a punch first what does she expect in return? Bit late to lay out the poor "I'm a girlie card" as far as I am concerned!

avgas
19th February 2006, 20:12
Dont worry man you can hit her, you just cant hit people that act like women. Fat Bitches with attidues deserve a good slap down cos they arent women.

MidnightMike
19th February 2006, 20:14
Dont worry man you can hit her, you just cant hit people that act like women. Fat Bitches with attidues deserve a good slap down cos they arent women.

Yeah i agree, if their hot just spank their bootie :buggerd:

ZorsT
19th February 2006, 20:19
Fat Bitches with attidues deserve a good slap down cos they arent women.
:laugh: :rofl: :rofl:

ten (10)..

Buster
19th February 2006, 20:27
If shes trying to hit you then yeah defend yourself..

Jamezo
19th February 2006, 20:44
Throw some eggs at her and tell her to cook them.



And that she's not to eat any.

SlowHand
19th February 2006, 21:35
boye! you best he-man-backhand-bitch-slap her.

Then ask if she wants to talk it over a coffee - in your penthouse.

N4CR
19th February 2006, 21:58
I don't hit women so in that sort of case mabey you could get them to carry the punch past you and 'trip' as such. Wallowing whales such as themselves have a fair amount of movement to propell such flabby arms.

Keep your pride and the honour in your name.

Teflon
19th February 2006, 22:24
My guess she'll be throwing haymakers, so i'll probaly laugh. So thats a no.

Ixion
19th February 2006, 22:31
A difficult question. It was once axiomatic that a gentleman never raised a hand to a lady no matter what the provocation. But times change, and the liberated female of today is hardly the lady of yesterday. I am inclined to think that a female who actually throws a punch can scarely be termed a lady, and might more properly be described as a termagant, who has forfeited the considerations normally due to the gentler sex. In such case restraint by whatever means is appropriate may be justified.

Karma
19th February 2006, 22:48
It's political correctness and sexism gone too far...

Used to be that women were bitching about not being let out the kitchen and having to say home and clean the house.

Now they've got all the rights we blokes have got, and more.... but they still expect to be able to use the 'woman card' whenever it suits.

She's a woman when it comes to you paying for a meal, or holding the door open for her, but she's your equal when it comes to promotions at work or who does the cooking.

Can't fucken win eh?

zadok
19th February 2006, 23:10
No need to hit, just restrain her. If it hurts, tough.

buellbabe
20th February 2006, 06:08
No need to hit, just restrain her. If it hurts, tough.

My first reaction was "for sure, hit the bitch"... living in Sth Auck I know how tough some women can be!!!
BUT then I thought some more and I'm inclined to agree with Zadok...
Be the better person and restrain her, if poss.
And yeah its gonna hurt cos the young guy is outnumbered so its pretty obvious he's gonna get a beating.

Colapop
20th February 2006, 07:40
Yeah, what Ixion said! an stuff... (No, I didn't understand it either!)

Smacking her is probably not good (her 10 mates there an all) but if you're in a situation where she has decided she's man enough - send her to the ground.

Grahameeboy
20th February 2006, 07:44
Tell her about Aikido!!!.........drop on my knees and confuse her!!

Colapop
20th February 2006, 07:48
Wax on, wax off....

Grahameeboy
20th February 2006, 08:10
Wax on, wax off....

Aha......grasshopper.....domo arigata Sensie Colapop....

Damon
20th February 2006, 08:18
I'd never hit a girl in the head/face but I wouldn't be passed laying a hard right to the ovaries and watching her drop like a coconut, if she want's to mix it up with the boys then she'll get what she asked for.

The Stranger
20th February 2006, 08:19
Use reasonable force. Sufficient to protect yourself in the circumstances. You are johnny on the spot only you can make the decision. It may be that she pissed and you simply sidestep, she may be full on going to kill you so hey have some fun.

Grahameeboy
20th February 2006, 08:27
if she weighs 100kg.....running is the best defence....

Charlie
20th February 2006, 09:24
I've always thought it wasnt right for a bloke to hit a girl, but then I dont know many woman that would take the 1st swing. I agree too that you cant milk the system, if you wanna play with the boys, expect to be treated as one. You cant cry equality, ruff up a bloke then when you face retaliation pull out the 'boys cant hit girls' card.
Escalation doesnt solve anything. Zadok is right, if you can restrain, thats probably your best option. But if she comes at you again - your 1st priority is self defence; man, woman or "unclassified"; makes no difference IMO.

kels
20th February 2006, 09:29
Fat Bitches with attidues deserve a good slap down cos they arent women.
HEY! I am a fat bitch with an attidude and I am ALL woman!

Anyways!
As I said b4...being a woman I say if she is prepared to give you a biff...Biff her back!!! Just because she is a woman, it gives her NO right to do that to you and expect to get away with it! :oi-grr:

Lou Girardin
20th February 2006, 15:26
Are you sure it was a woman?
Not a fa'afine bodybuilder?

Sniper
20th February 2006, 15:29
I vote use of restraining techniques, hitting leaves marks :whistle:

Grahameeboy
20th February 2006, 15:35
I vote use of restraining techniques, hitting leaves marks :whistle:

....and how would you restrain a 100kg angry female??:confused:

Charlie
20th February 2006, 15:39
....and how would you restrain a 100kg angry female??:confused:
...with chocolate?

MidnightMike
20th February 2006, 15:44
...with chocolate?

And corned beef :lol:

Patrick
20th February 2006, 15:49
Quick poke in the eyes and a smack in the throat... can't hurt you if it can't see or breathe...

mstriumph
20th February 2006, 15:51
yes .......

Grahameeboy
20th February 2006, 16:01
...with chocolate?

Milk or Dark??

MidnightMike
20th February 2006, 16:04
Milk or Dark??

Do you relly think that she will care :blink:
(What is up with this new eek face?):eek:

awesker
20th February 2006, 17:46
You are a 16 year old boy who is 6ft1 and weighs 70kg...

You spot a group of troubled looking youths walking down the road, they walk up to a bike parked on the side of the road that is owned by a local boy.
As one of the youths mounts the bike and starts to ride away, you confront them...
After some not-so polite words being thrown back at you, a girl in the group who is 6ft tall and weighs 1.5 times the amount you do (she would be 100kg, a big girl) throws a punch at your face.

Is it Okay to hit back? - (in a self defensive way)


disclamer: This did not happen, the author wrote this purely for interests sake.

Id waste her and anyone else that wanted it.. Normally I wouldnt hit a girl, but if she was a big enough threat .. damn right Id waste her.

NotaGoth
20th February 2006, 17:59
I am a firm believer that if a female wants to punch or hit a male, he has every right to hit back and I don't care what people say (feels red bling on its way) but seriously. Why should a guy stand there and take that shit?

Jackrat
20th February 2006, 18:04
If in doubt "knock em' out"

sugilite
21st February 2006, 07:26
I'd smack the bitches fist up with my face, take that!
Hehehe, OK, I'd use self defence, but make sure I did it in such a way it would not tickle, or I'd just pull out my $2 police badge and hit her with the tazer till the batteries run dead!:yeah:

Lias
22nd February 2006, 08:32
Things to disable 200 kg samoan mommas armed with chandals.

Eye poke (Patrick)
Throat strike (Patrick)
Insert fingers in nostrils and rip. big fat fob noses make this easy to do.
Kick low, and scrape boot soles down shin.
Kick low, and boot (Preferrably steelcap) them in the knee
Kick high, and boot them in the twat (warning skanks and really fat chicks may cause loss of boot)
Reap their legs if you know the basic Judo/Jiu-Jitsu techniques. Then steelcap them in the head once they are on the ground. If you can follow with an armbar and snap their arm as they are going down it's good too, one less arm to ward off those steelcaps to the head.
12' buckshot
Harpoon Gun
I'm told that nerve strikes are also incrediably effective, but you need to know what your aiming for and how to hit it.

Anyone else got some suggestions for easy takedown/cripple moves for when your feeling outgunned?

Oakie
22nd February 2006, 12:12
In a situation like this it's probably more important to weigh up the number of associates the assailant has with her and the number of other people around who may help you, rather than worry too much about the assailant's gender.
I believe that when it comes to street fights "one on one" isn't a high priority.

Patrick
22nd February 2006, 13:20
......Anyone else got some suggestions for easy takedown/cripple moves for when your feeling outgunned?

Ring those Japanese whaling fleet fellas, they are always looking for new experimental school lunch menu / experimental type ideas... 1 x well placed exploding harpoon... priceless...