Don't go down without it!

[WRT]

Sort of NWS, if you have a boss without a sense of humour.

But come (cum?) and get it! The one and only pussy snorkel (http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm)!

[bugjuice]

what about the taste..?

[placidfemme]

lol... I don't know if it's safe for me to comment on this one...

[ManDownUnder]

I'm with buggy on this one...and if you need a snorkel you (or she) has a problem...

*wander's off singing*

"nothin' could be finer than a good ol' 69er in the mooooooor - ning"

[bugjuice]

something ketchup can't fix anyway.. tried it.. just looks like a train wreck.. kinda off putting.. great place for dip tho

[ManDownUnder]

something ketchup can't fix anyway.. tried it.. just looks like a train wreck.. kinda off putting.. great place for dip tho

bastard - how do I explain my laughter to the rest of the office...

"read this" doesn't do it...

[Postie]

this thread was doomed from the start.

[WRT]

Its not for the smell fools! Or the taste, for that matter. If your having problems with the smell or the taste, tell the grotty bitch to go have a shower ffs.

[Fishy]

something ketchup can't fix anyway.. tried it.. just looks like a train wreck.. kinda off putting.. great place for dip tho

Fuck I have to wipe up the coffee off my desk now!. Coughed it up out of my mouth when I read that!. :laugh: :laugh:

[WRT]

And ketchup? Buggy, if ever there was a time to call it Tucker Fucker, that'd be it.

[ManDownUnder]

Its not for the smell fools! Or the taste, for that matter. If your having problems with the smell or the taste, tell the grotty bitch to go have a shower ffs.

LMAO... if you need help breathing your technique needs adjusting... either that or she has flaps like a Boeing

[Fishy]

:niceone: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bugjuice]

no one had ketchup on their sausage then?

hey, no Smint, no kiss..

[Grahameeboy]

Fuck I have to wipe up the coffee off my desk now!. Coughed it up out of my mouth when I read that!. :laugh: :laugh:

bit premature then........:whistle:

[Fishy]

are we talkin tomato sauce or time of the month ketchup?

[WRT]

No buggy, we wait till after that weeks finished. We're not Russians you know.

[Fishy]

bit premature then........:whistle:

Yeah shit I must be, surely I can get help?

[ManDownUnder]

are we talkin tomato sauce or time of the month ketchup?

aaa the ol' Heinz vs Heinies sauce question...

[bugjuice]

geez you guys.. so fussy.. washes off, even after a couple of days

[Grahameeboy]

Its not for the smell fools! Or the taste, for that matter. If your having problems with the smell or the taste, tell the grotty bitch to go have a shower ffs.

If she was a grotty bitch to start with I think I'd get my water blaster out from the shed and even then it would put me of my meal.....

[Fishy]

Here's a little tip for you fella's...

If the tides in at Red Beach, pop around to Browns Bay.

[WRT]

If the red gets in the way of the pink, pot the brown.

And when the red river runs, take the muddy trail.

[Grahameeboy]

Yeah shit I must be, surely I can get help?

yeah self help mate......do it for a bit....then stop and then repeat several times.........for a few months.....that should do it...

[bugjuice]

lol..
what if browns bay has a rudding big padlock and says 'No Sausages here'?

ya fuct.. but not.. if you know what I mean..
heading north is a good option I guess

[Grahameeboy]

aaa the ol' Heinz vs Heinies sauce question...

Watties is that all about?:doobey:

[Fishy]

Ah ha you know them too :clap:

[Grahameeboy]

lol..
what if browns bay has a rudding big padlock and says 'No Sausages here'?

ya fuct.. but not.. if you know what I mean..
heading north is a good option I guess

become a vegeterian.........:yawn:

[WRT]

lol..
what if browns bay has a rudding big padlock and says 'No Sausages here'?

ya fuct.. but not.. if you know what I mean..
heading north is a good option I guess

mmmm, hummer week . . .

[Fishy]

lol..
what if browns bay has a rudding big padlock and says 'No Sausages here'?

ya fuct.. but not.. if you know what I mean..
heading north is a good option I guess

Time for gummies!.

[bugjuice]

gummies round the plummies?

[ManDownUnder]

Here's a little tip for you fella's...

If the tides in at Red Beach, pop around to Browns Bay.

Like it!!!! What about "Pie here"

[Fishy]

ha ha thats the one!

[ManDownUnder]

Watties is that all about?:doobey:

Heinz (tomato) sauces vs Heinies (monthly) sauce...Heiny being slang for butt...

[bugjuice]

does it still feel like warm apple pie?

[ManDownUnder]

lol..
what if browns bay has a rudding big padlock and says 'No Sausages here'?

ya fuct.. but not.. if you know what I mean..
heading north is a good option I guess

yup - up to Oral - kune... there's even a giant carrot as their mascot... sausies must be welcome

[Fishy]

Ahhhh 3rd base. Warm apple pie :2thumbsup

[Grahameeboy]

Heinz (tomato) sauces vs Heinies (monthly) sauce...Heiny being slang for butt...

I know.....I was just being silly....using Watties......oh bugger it I am just talking crap..no one understand me....:cry:

[WRT]

So fourth base is more like a cream pie?

[Grahameeboy]

Ahhhh 3rd base. Warm apple pie :2thumbsup

Is that with a crust or filo pastry??

[Fishy]

Or a custard pie? whatever you wanna call it on the day :yeah:

[Grahameeboy]

Or a custard pie? whatever you wanna call it on the day :yeah:

lets hope it's not rhubarb and custard pie then.......!!!

[ManDownUnder]

so where do a spit roast and pearl necklace come into it again?

[bugjuice]

3 pages of pure filth..
love it..

GB, if you're seeing custard, I'd recommend a doctor

[Fishy]

When ya throw in your mate and the front runner pulls out. Remember NO spinning the roast while the front man is in deep. Teeth and sausage don't mix!.

[Sniper]

Damn, I missed most the filth talk!! And I had such good additives to the ketchup comments.

[ManDownUnder]

3 pages of pure filth..
love it..

GB, if you're seeing custard, I'd recommend a doctor

and I'd watch out for Qkchk and all...

[ManDownUnder]

When ya throw in your mate and the front runner pulls out. Remember NO spinning the roast while the front man is in deep. Teeth and sausage don't mix!.

So where's the bukkake marinade go?

[Sniper]

When ya throw in your mate and the front runner pulls out. Remember NO spinning the roast while the front man is in deep. Teeth and sausage don't mix!.

Don't know bout you mate, but having a mates sausage in sight of me just is not the greatest aphrodisiac.

[ManDownUnder]

Don't know bout you mate, but having a mates sausage in sight of me just is not the greatest aphrodisiac.

so turn the lights out and go with the flow... or flow with the go...

whatever

[Sniper]

So where's the bukkake marinade go?

Down the drain

[Fishy]

Yep very true, I speak from what I have heard not from experience. I am a sweet inoccent young man that has never been exposed to such filth. You are a bunch of very naughty boys and are a bad influence on me.:yeah:

[Sniper]

so turn the lights out and go with the flow... or flow with the go...

whatever

Yep and next thing you know, you learn something interesting about your mates personality that you never knew before.

[ManDownUnder]

Yep very true, I speak from what I have heard not from experience. I am a sweet inoccent young man that has never been exposed to such filth. You are a bunch of very naughty boys and are a bad influence on me.:yeah:

best you stay close then...

... not THAT close though...

[Grahameeboy]

3 pages of pure filth..
love it..

GB, if you're seeing custard, I'd recommend a doctor

Not again....that will be twice this week.......

[WRT]

Fishslayer, I'm surprised your so innocent, I would have thought you would be like Buggy, in there no matter what time of the month. Never balked at a bit of burley, have ya?

[Fishy]

I eat burley just to check if the fish will like before I put it out :yes:

[WRT]

Then you definately should be using that snorkel. Otherwise you'll be sneezing chunks all week!

[nadroj]

Tartare on fish thanks. BBQ sauce on Hot Dogs & Mayo on those frilly lettuce salad look a likes.

[bugjuice]

fish markets - all girls schools..
all the same scent

[Fishy]

:niceone: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Goblin]

Here's a little tip for you fella's...

If the tides in at Red Beach, pop around to Browns Bay.
Another little tip for you fella's....

When it's red, it's off to bed! :crazy:
When they're bleeding, they aint breeding.:crazy:

Oh the snorkel is just too funny too...:laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

Another little tip for you fella's....

When it's red, it's off to bed! :crazy:
When they're bleeding, they aint breeding.:crazy:

Oh the snorkel is just too funny too...:laugh:

This coming from "goblin"... a name that should know...

[Fishy]

Nice one Goblin, good to see a chick with a sense of humour and not telling us silly boys off. :apint:

[ManDownUnder]

Nice one Goblin, good to see a chick with a sense of humour and not telling us silly boys off. :apint:

Shame she didn't tell us where to stick it...

[Fishy]

hahaha!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Right I'm off people, my 8 hour lunch break is over and its time to go home.

Catch you all tomorrow bright and early! :niceone:

[Grahameeboy]

Fishslayer, I'm surprised your so innocent, I would have thought you would be like Buggy, in there no matter what time of the month. Never balked at a bit of burley, have ya?

he lives in Pokeno which says it all eh??

[Goblin]

This coming from "goblin"... a name that should know...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Knob Goblin...hehehe....

*sings Nothing like a good ole 69er in the moooorn...ing!*

[ManDownUnder]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Knob Goblin...hehehe....

*sings Nothing like a good ole 69er in the moooorn...ing!*

LMAO - I think I'm in lust...

[Sniper]

I want a 69 in the morning

[bugjuice]

can I just go with a 6..?? I'm so tired in the morning to do stuff

[ManDownUnder]

I want a 69 in the morning

me too... but not with you - nothin' personal of course...

[Sniper]

me too... but not with you - nothin' personal of course...

No offence taken mate. I understand.

[ManDownUnder]

me too... but not with you - nothin' personal of course...

See that - the first hint of a gay 69 and the thread dies.

What kind of perverts are you huh? Bunch of pussies... (mind you... I maintain the position above...)

[bugjuice]

lol.. true..

[Fishy]

Ok heres a good one, "The Eiffel Tower" - anyone heard of this one?

[Goblin]

Ok heres a good one, "The Eiffel Tower" - anyone heard of this one?
Dont you mean the "Offal tower"?

[bugjuice]

Ok heres a good one, "The Eiffel Tower" - anyone heard of this one?
I'm constantly compared..

[Fishy]

Spit roast with a high five!, How bout the golden gate?

[bugjuice]

golden shower..??

[Fishy]

Oh yuck nah mate the line is drawn at the shower!. The bridge is a fully suspended spit roast.

[bugjuice]

lol..
soz, i'm sweet n innocent, i have no idea what this topic is all about. i heard it in the men's locker, this one time, at band camp..

[Goblin]

Oh you are awful....but I like ya!

[Fishy]

lol..
soz, i'm sweet n innocent, i have no idea what this topic is all about. i heard it in the men's locker, this one time, at band camp..

yeah I just heard about it from someone too :laugh: