Latest joke doing the rounds in London...

[Swoop]

*Apparently* there is a gang going around London. They capture muslims, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.
"Were gonna shoot you in the head, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
Muslim replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The captor replies "then you get another throw!!"

[SimJen]

Nice mate ;)

[Fishy]

Not bad not bad at all. :2thumbsup

[ManDownUnder]

Sorry but that actually crosses the bad taste line for me.

:violin:

[Sniper]

Hmmmm, not too sure on this.

[MrMelon]

I don't think this falls into the "Quality Jokes" category.

[scumdog]

Hmm, o.k. just change it to "over 50 year old Scots non-Moslem members of KB" instead of Muslims, saves offending the over-sensetive eh?

[Paul in NZ]

I like Muslim... Its nice to wear on hot days as it breathes and it keeps the flies off the meat!

[madboy]

I can understand how some would find that joke in poor taste. But that very poor taste and political incorrectness appeals to me.

[Marmoot]

I'd say it has nothing to do with political correctness at all.

The joke is just not funny enough.......

On the other hand, can anyone give me more Michael Jackson jokes please? I'm collecting it.

[Marmoot]

Anyway, since this is a joke thread............and sorry for you guys working in civil departments :)

Four guys were bragging about how smart their dogs were. They were an engineer, accountant, chemist and a civil servant.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog: "T-Square, do your thing." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your thing." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

The chemist said his dog could top that. he called his dog and said, "measure, do your thing." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took a quart of milk, got a 20ml glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 18ml without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the civil servant and said, "What can your dog do?"

The civil servant called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your thing." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shat on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for compensation and went home on sick leave.

Everyone agreed that was awesome....

[bugjuice]

For Marmoot then


Michael Jackson grabs a kid, pins them to the ground and then gives the victim a dice to throw.

"I'm gonna play with you, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
the kid replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The Jackson replies "then you get another throw!!"

[Patrick]

Well done Buggy... :laugh: :killingme :rofl: :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

For Marmoot then


Michael Jackson grabs a kid, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.

"I'm gonna play with you, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
the kid replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The Jackson replies "then you get another throw!!"

Well illustrated...

It's not politically incorrect - it's crass...

[marty]

For Marmoot then


Michael Jackson grabs a kid, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.

"I'm gonna play with you, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
the kid replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The Jackson replies "then you get another throw!!"

now THAT'S funny!

[marty]

is there any truth in the rumour that MJ wants to have a sex change?

[bugjuice]

he doesn't know if he's black or white, so how would he know if he wants to be a man or wooooooman?
hee heeeee

[placidfemme]

is there any truth in the rumour that MJ wants to have a sex change?

No the Doctors have agreed it's too hard to make Michael Jackson into a man...

[Mooch]

*Apparently* there is a gang going around London. They capture muslims, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.
"Were gonna shoot you in the head, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
Muslim replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The captor replies "then you get another throw!!"

WTF , haven't seen it here , are you talking shit ?.
Not a joke I'll be telling on the Tube. Winner !

[Swoop]

WTF , haven't seen it here , are you talking shit ?.
Not a joke I'll be telling on the Tube. Winner !
I had it sent to me from London (that's why the thread is labelled as such). Perhaps getting out a bit more???:yeah:
How was the snow yesterday?

[Mooch]

Friggin cold , probably why I'm not getting out much, you'd think in IT circles I'd would have got this one , London network must be a bit slow a the moment , bit of snow / light snow showers again today ...

Only a couple weeks to go and we've moving somewhere hot for a month :cold: :cold:

[Swoop]

Friggin cold , probably why I'm not getting out much, you'd think in IT circles I'd would have got this one , London network must be a bit slow a the moment , bit of snow / light snow showers again today ...

Only a couple weeks to go and we've moving somewhere hot for a month :cold: :cold:
Heh Heh! It's a bit parky here this morning. Almost had to put something on top of the polo shirt and shorts!
Not a cloud in the sky!!! It's gonna be a beaut afternoon!!!
Where are you off to for a warm holiday?

[simo]

*Apparently* there is a gang going around London. They capture muslims, pin them to the ground and then give the victim a dice to throw.
"Were gonna shoot you in the head, if you throw a 1, 2, 3, 4, or a 5"
Muslim replies (terrified) "what happens if I get a 6?"

The captor replies "then you get another throw!!"

You guys just dont get it.... the war stated in Bosnia in 1992, when are you all going to realise this, and understand the implications for Europe and the Middle East, the UN (socialist mothership) is overseeing the next muslim invasion of Europe, F$$%%%%king wake up, the WEST has a huge problem, much bigger than 1939