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SlashWylde
27th February 2006, 19:23
This just in...Allun & i are just sitting around the apartment havin a few quiets after work when we hear an allmighty Screeeeech.....CRASH!! "Ahhcrap" we both look at each other and think the same thing "Another boyracer has been doing burnouts down the end of the road and has lost it" We look out the back window - nothing. We look out the front window - "oh, it's a car on it's roof....WHAT!?" :crazy: :eek5:

We go running down the road to the intersection at the end of our street to find skid marks on the road and a car on its rof with three slightly grazed individuals milling around trying to get us and the other members of the public to roll the car back on its wheels :wacko:

One of the occupants starts pulling empty spirit bottles out of the wreck & hides them in the long grass in full view of the Ambo officer who has just arrived :slap: No one seriously hurt thankfully, and there were a bunch of witnesses on the phone to the cops before we even got out the door.

Its bloody lucky that no one was hit comming the other way as there's a fair amount of traffic through that street.

Looks like the car came too fast round the corner from the left, swerved a couple times over corrected hit the curb and rolled. It's an 80k zone which turns into a 50k zne after the intersection. They must have been goin pretty fast to fuck up that bad.

bugjuice
27th February 2006, 19:26
fuktard....

The Beast
27th February 2006, 20:10
What idiots. I bet they feel big and tough now that they've been drink driving with their mates and rolled their car. Morons.

far queue
27th February 2006, 20:31
Looks to me as though both back tyres are bald and the cars right side tyre is considerably wider than the left one, no wonder it handles like a bag of arseholes.

Also, interesting that the paparazi took photos before rendering assistence, or am I jumping to conclusions?

myvice
27th February 2006, 20:31
Give him a do it yourself breath tester kit, you stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger, if you are drunk enough to do it then there will only be one funeral to go to.
Think of the lives it would save!

Rhino
27th February 2006, 21:38
Give him a do it yourself breath tester kit, you stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger, if you are drunk enough to do it then there will only be one funeral to go to.
Think of the lives it would save!
Best advice I have read all evening.:first:

SlashWylde
27th February 2006, 21:47
Also, interesting that the paparazi took photos before rendering assistence, or am I jumping to conclusions?

No, I took those photos when I got back to the flat. After we had checked for injuries and after the Ambulance had arrived.

First thing on my mind when I saw the upturned car was to sprint there & find out if anyone was hurt and needed help.

Motu
27th February 2006, 22:07
Commodore??

thealmightytaco
27th February 2006, 22:14
Looks to me as though both back tyres are bald and the cars right side tyre is considerably wider than the left one...

I dunno if they are different widths or if they're just on tweaked out angles now after hitting the curb or whatnot. Definately lookin' pretty bald though. Tits McGunderson.

far queue
27th February 2006, 22:14
No, I took those photos when I got back to the flat. After we had checked for injuries and after the Ambulance had arrived.

First thing on my mind when I saw the upturned car was to sprint there & find out if anyone was hurt and needed help.
OK, that's cool, I stand corrected. Did you notice the state of the tyres, or anything else dodgy about it, other than the booze bottles.

kro
28th February 2006, 05:35
Commodore??

The wheels certainly are, they are those wavy ones they stuck on the VN/VP? Calais' I think, just before they changed the shape to the mighty VR series.

I can't make enough of the car out to figure out what it is

Sniper
28th February 2006, 07:26
Dickheads..... they deserved it.

placidfemme
28th February 2006, 08:02
Nice to see another example of the types of people we risk our lives around everyday by just being on the road...

Lou Girardin
28th February 2006, 10:56
Survivors. Bugger!

madboy
28th February 2006, 11:58
As I've said before, oxygen theft should be more heavily punished.

Perhaps they were out practising some drift styles, bro... showin the ladies how it's done in the 'hood.

SlashWylde
28th February 2006, 14:36
OK, that's cool, I stand corrected. Did you notice the state of the tyres, or anything else dodgy about it, other than the booze bottles.

No, I diddn't take note of the state of the tyres or the rest of the car to be honest. I wouldn't draw too strong a conclusion about the tread on the tyres from the photo as it is kinda fuzzy when zoomed-in.

SlashWylde
28th February 2006, 14:38
As an aside, I was leaving home for tech this morning and pulled up to the lights to turn right. Waiting for my red to turn green I looked contemplatively at the site of yesterday's crash behind me in my rear view mirror. The light turned green so I turned my attention back to the front and was about to move off when some dumb bitch in a white saloon car shot straight through the 'T' intersection in front of me from right to left accross my intended path! :eek5:

FFS! I Honked long & hard and she slowed down straight away as if to think "Oh..."

Allways look twice at intersections kiddies...

kiwifruit
28th February 2006, 18:40
yeh, those tyres are a major mismatch.
fucking idiots.
i hope they didnt hurt any bystanders....

DMNTD
28th February 2006, 18:52
The wheels certainly are, they are those wavy ones they stuck on the VN/VP? Calais' I think, just before they changed the shape to the mighty VR series.

Correct but SS model rims not Calais.

Buster
28th February 2006, 19:15
Booze bottles eh? Say no more.. At least they only took themselves out.

Waylander
28th February 2006, 19:24
Car on it's hood and they are hiding empty bottles.....

Personally couldn't care less if anyone in that car was hurt. They deserve it. But I'de be laughing my arse off and taking pictures of everything to hand to the cops as evidence to lock those idiots up for atleast a day.

kro
28th February 2006, 19:45
Correct but SS model rims not Calais.

I was close..... :D ..... I don't really know lots about cars, they are the enemy !! :blah:

Skyryder
28th February 2006, 20:31
Sorta thing what happeens when you give your self a blow job while driving.

Skyryder

ducatilover
28th February 2006, 20:40
Correct but SS model rims not Calais.
plus the calais usaully came in two tone paint scemes.

what fucktards! i hate fuck wits that drive [or attempt to] in a "cool" fashion. i dont find anything exciting about going err fast in a car... pieces of oversized shit