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Fishy
2nd March 2006, 14:00
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and ! willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®: Leave Shyness Behind

Str8 Jacket
2nd March 2006, 14:07
Tequila makes me violent.

Fishy
2nd March 2006, 14:12
Makes me violently ill!. One tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor.

Grahameeboy
2nd March 2006, 14:19
Makes me violently ill!. One tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor.

4 cokes make me hyper...........and far a lot in morning:blip:

Fishy
2nd March 2006, 14:22
Weekends make me hyper!. Yay no work!. Do you ever feel like you have just drank 10 bottles of red bull as soon as you walk out the door when you day at work ends?....

Sniper
2nd March 2006, 16:16
I need a tequila. I'll be at the pub if anyone wants to join me.

_Gina_
3rd March 2006, 08:25
Tequilla should not belong to the alcohol family, it rightfully belongs in the Hallucinogenic Drug family

Lias
3rd March 2006, 10:10
Tequila's great.

Never really liked eating the worm thou.

Grahameeboy
3rd March 2006, 10:16
Weekends make me hyper!. Yay no work!. Do you ever feel like you have just drank 10 bottles of red bull as soon as you walk out the door when you day at work ends?....

That's cause you have drunk 10 cans of Red Bull......put it in your Honda next....

Fishy
3rd March 2006, 16:26
That's cause you have drunk 10 cans of Red Bull......put it in your Honda next....

No way dude, I only run my bike on diesel. Have to de tune a bit to let all the other inferior manufacturers bikes have a chance. Eagerly waiting for some smart responses.....

_Gina_
3rd March 2006, 17:15
No way dude, I only run my bike on diesel. Have to de tune a bit to let all the other inferior manufacturers bikes have a chance. Eagerly waiting for some smart responses.....
Common Rail type system then is it?

Wolf
7th March 2006, 00:57
Tequila makes me violent.
Always heard it was supposed to have that effect, never did with me - I get pretty cruisy and relaxed on Tequila as I do with most alcohol. A mate of mine, however, got quite belligerent and went on about what he'd do to anyone who insulted his girl and then wanted to give demonstrations of same...