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gav
7th March 2006, 10:42
Well, OK, its actually stationary.....:Police:
Flatcap
7th March 2006, 10:46
It's funny because it's true!!
nudemetalz
7th March 2006, 10:46
Hard case !!!
Genesismatrix
7th March 2006, 10:47
I allways thought a good slogan would be

"IF YOUR GONNA GO FAST CLEAN UP THE MESS"

(eg blood guts etc)
Fishy
7th March 2006, 10:51
Saw that a while back but yeah its damn funny!. :2thumbsup
GR81
7th March 2006, 11:14
classic!!!!
Swoop
7th March 2006, 11:18
It's good, every time I see it.
ZeroIndex
7th March 2006, 11:22
haha, CLASSIC!!!
terbang
7th March 2006, 11:31
Love it...
Graffiti (and not the kind that marks territory) is often the unofficial tone of society and can be bloody funny.

Saw a witty one on a Wellington motorway years ago when there was debate over new (Aussie built) Frigates:
"Buy Frigates, Bye Labour"

Here is another recent example on a novel billboard (the nosewheel bay of a Boeing 737) that relates to the debarckle that the Air NZ engineers are currently having.
kiwifruit
7th March 2006, 11:51
oh lol!
there is sign just out of taupo that reads
"im just an average driver"
someone has added; "driving on below average roads"
WRT
7th March 2006, 12:07
Taupo Sign (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=25358)
Genesismatrix
7th March 2006, 14:34
i think needing a crap is defnitally a better reason for speeding then donut sponsorship
Bekki
7th March 2006, 14:50
Well, OK, its actually stationary.....:Police:

Brilliant! :D
marty
7th March 2006, 14:53
we've got 'xxxx fucks goats' (one of the engineers) under a toilet floorboard in one of our planes.
marty
7th March 2006, 14:57
repost.........

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=20713&highlight=speeding
WRT
7th March 2006, 15:14
Here is a blank version.. I suppose paint will do the job.
Lift the file and repost with your own slogan.. blingers to the funny ones....
Here's one (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20668&d=1132799765) I prepared (4.5 months) earlier . . .
Sketchy_Racer
7th March 2006, 16:39
HOnestly oFFicer
terbang
7th March 2006, 17:02
Must keep an eye out for that next time Im flying to Aus.

Ive heard of First class, Business class, and Economy class but not aware of a class that gets you under the toilet floor boards..?:beer:
terbang
7th March 2006, 17:03
we've got 'xxxx fucks goats' (one of the engineers) under a toilet floorboard in one of our planes.
What type you driving?
terbang
7th March 2006, 19:02
Jees mate the way its going it'll all be cattle class in the near future.
sunhuntin
7th March 2006, 19:26
think those signs are more aimed for passengers than anything...damn hard to read a sign at keep on the road at the same time....specially those ones in 3 or 4 parts, you see the first one and are looking for the next, and the next, and the next *smack!* ok, found it!:eek5:
hazard02
7th March 2006, 19:53
Oh those crazy police...
27653

Edit: sorry need to learn how to attach properly...
Smokin
7th March 2006, 20:07
Oh those crazy police...
27653

Edit: sorry need to learn how to attach properly...


Well done:first:
terbang
7th March 2006, 20:59
Oh those crazy police...
27653

Edit: sorry need to learn how to attach properly...

Mate.. my Mrs and I have been pissing ourselves over that one..:Oops:
ZeroIndex
7th March 2006, 22:11
Mate.. my Mrs and I have been pissing ourselves over that one..:Oops:
Yeah, I love that particular one... Well done hazard...
Da Bird
7th March 2006, 22:12
A real life excuse from several years ago... probably the most original and unbelievable one I've had.
ZeroIndex
7th March 2006, 22:29
A real life excuse from several years ago... probably the most original and unbelievable one I've had.
I never got caught drying my car after a wash, but yeah, good to see someone with the same mentality... why try dry the bugger by hand for 10 minutes when you can just hoon around for 2 minutes and it's blow dried...
Scouse
8th March 2006, 19:19
What type you driving?No answer so it must be a desk or counter top with a set of scales next to it
EZAS
8th March 2006, 20:02
MY EXCUSE:

Its the only way to avoid tickets.
Slingshot
8th March 2006, 20:45
12345, 678, 9 ,10, 11! 12! Do de do de doo.
Biff
8th March 2006, 21:58
repost.........

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=20713&highlight=speeding

Yup - And mine was by far the funniest.

No seriously it was.

Mrs Biff now says Hazard's is funnier.


Bstard.


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