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Sniper
7th March 2006, 11:17
But it has no point. :killingme:
Fishy
7th March 2006, 11:18
Did you forget to sharpen it mate?
Flatcap
7th March 2006, 11:19
Sharp, really sharp
Fishy
7th March 2006, 11:19
Or should I tell the story about the rope.......nah I'll skip it.
MSTRS
7th March 2006, 11:38
Well, that went down like a lead balloon
MisterD
7th March 2006, 11:40
OK so what's brown and sticky?

















A stick.
Genesismatrix
7th March 2006, 11:43
what do blonds put behind there ears to attract men?




Thier knees
MSTRS
7th March 2006, 11:45
That's the older ones, who aren't so supple anymore. The prime catches still put their ankles there
Flatcap
7th March 2006, 11:49
Hear about the constipated Mathmatician?









He worked it out with a pencil
Sniper
7th March 2006, 11:50
Do you know why the boy took a pencil to bed?































To draw the curtains
c4.
7th March 2006, 11:58
What's long and hard and Fucks Australians?













School
mini_me
7th March 2006, 19:59
Whats yellow and can't swim?










a bulldozer...
kickingzebra
7th March 2006, 20:32
What happened to the elephant that fell in the swimming pool?









It got electrocuted











Dont worry, its a don't get it joke








Ok, start worrying!@!!
Wolf
8th March 2006, 01:09
Kickingzebra, I'm cutting off your supply of Class A drugs...
kickingzebra
11th March 2006, 12:55
Kickingzebra, I'm cutting off your supply of Class A drugs...
Haha... Its kind of unfair on the poor drugs to put them in a group and expect them to stay in it, I mean, thats like, discrimination and stuff!!! LOL
Sketchy_Racer
11th March 2006, 22:49
Whats Pink and fluffy???
















































Pink Fluff
SwanTiger
11th March 2006, 22:50
stop wasting my badnwidth you cunt sniper
Sniper
12th March 2006, 07:15
Hahaha, you opened it swantiger.......... Out of my hands then.