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Lias
23rd March 2006, 12:46
Some Half arsed wanker was apparently nosing around the back of my place last night.

Did they break into the shed? the house? the cars? Nope. Didnt steal the cars, or the bikes... so what did they steal you ask?

They just stole my bloody new bike cover. How fucking bizzare is that? get up in the morning and somones thieved your bike cover and nothing else that you can see. Pisses me right off cos its only a few weeks old, and it costs less than my insurance excess so its replacement comes right out of my pocket.

Ahh well.. least it wasnt the new bike.

Rant over.

Fishy
23rd March 2006, 12:48
Fuck thats an odd item to get nicked eh. Maybe you should leave some other bike accessories out in view and just hide and wait for the prick to come back.

Flatcap
23rd March 2006, 12:52
Some homeless loser will be using it as a bivvy

C_A
23rd March 2006, 12:57
^^ prolly, damn bums....

keep anything you can under lock and key, perhaps they're starting small.
you always hear of farmer's shit old mudbugs getting stolen, or the rancid old 3 wheeler, and not the newish one sitting right next to it. reason being, a brand new bike comes along the next couple of weeks, which = more $$ in it for the burglars wehn they return for the big haul

onearmedbandit
23rd March 2006, 13:03
Ask Sutage!!

skelstar
23rd March 2006, 13:03
Maybe they lifted the cover, and didnt like your bike? ;)
"Shit our prints are on the cover...better take it with us!"...

They were out in the rain and wanted a dry getaway?

Patrick
23rd March 2006, 13:07
Ask Sutage!!


He he he... its OK in his book isn't it?? But only his book...

Smorg
23rd March 2006, 13:09
It was probably easy to steal so i think you should forgive them after all it is your fault:eek5:

Lias
23rd March 2006, 13:10
It was probably easy to steal so i think you should forgive them after all it is your fault:eek5:
You just been to a labour party conference or someit? :-P

Mental Trousers
23rd March 2006, 13:37
They probably needed somewhere to live and hiding under a big arse bike cover is better than a cardboard box?? How's your batting arm these days?? Might want to get some practice swinging the old bat.

Lias
23rd March 2006, 13:51
They probably needed somewhere to live and hiding under a big arse bike cover is better than a cardboard box?? How's your batting arm these days?? Might want to get some practice swinging the old bat.
Still holding up.. If I find the personage i'll be going for strike 3 :-)

onearmedbandit
23rd March 2006, 14:32
You just been to a labour party conference or someit? :-P

No, you need to read the thread 'Bike Thieves' to understand.

naughtygirl
23rd March 2006, 14:46
ohhh, bugger!!

bobsmith
24th March 2006, 09:07
damn I better go lock down by BBQ cover....

Swoop
24th March 2006, 09:30
Ask Sutage!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

DMNTD
24th March 2006, 10:08
Ask Sutage!!

BLING right at ya!

Insanity_rules
24th March 2006, 14:32
What an annoying thing to steal

Waylander
24th March 2006, 21:03
Lock the bike up hardcore the next several weeks man. In the garage with a big chain around it locking it to something firmly fixed to the concrete. Could have been someone staking the place out for a later date. Taking pictures and such.

Could be wrong but it is possible.

WINJA
24th March 2006, 21:08
maybe they thought the cover was worth more than the bike

Waylander
24th March 2006, 21:20
Shall we send them on thier way to a certain farm in Huntly then?