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Deano
6th April 2006, 15:22
Where do they come up with the resources for this ? :weird:

Is a cop with a camera more of a deterrant than a 50 tonne train bearing down on you ?:weird:

Surely there aren't enough 'rail crossing incidents' to include this as a viable revenue stream ?:weird:

FFS.

Sniper
6th April 2006, 15:26
Anymore info?

Deano
6th April 2006, 15:29
Anymore info?

Short on time today but cops will be riding shotgun with cameras on some trains to 'catch' people doing stupid shit around rail crossings.

(Don't you read the paper or watch the news ?:Pokey: - It's not all bullshit)

Sniper
6th April 2006, 15:30
Nah, I can't be bothered watching the world go to shit every evening at 6. Why would you sit on a train waiting for idiots? This is my hard earned tax money dammit

Swoop
6th April 2006, 15:51
How absolutely bloody stupid. A total waste of resources and police time since they will ALSO have a cop cage following the train and able to give persuit if required.

Just give the train drivers RPG's!!!!!!!!

It makes a mockery of the "speed kills" bullshit propaganda. Once again, "shit driving kills"...

James Deuce
6th April 2006, 16:00
All we need now are some Indians.....

bungbung
6th April 2006, 16:02
All we need now are some Indians.....

Or some distressed damsels trussed and tied to the tracks.

are those banjos?

Devil
6th April 2006, 16:10
I dont know why they bother. I thought rail crossings were self-policing. Darwin at work.

Lou Girardin
6th April 2006, 16:14
It makes headlines. They are seen to be 'doing something' about a non-problem.

Cookie
6th April 2006, 16:18
I think I recall that 6 people get killed every year or something. Nevermind the millions dying of malaria.

In rare events someone in the train gets killed. That's the sad part. If only self-selecting idiotic road users got killed, I would just consider it "thinning the herd".

I have a better idea than imposing costs on the Police.

Stick a farken big sharp vertical wedge on the front of the trains so when they hit something, they just cut straight through it like an axe through a warm cheese scone.

Sniper
6th April 2006, 16:37
What the hell is the cop going to do if the guy does get hit by the train?

scumdog
6th April 2006, 17:14
What the hell is the cop going to do if the guy does get hit by the train?

Laugh??:clap:

Deano
6th April 2006, 17:43
What the hell is the cop going to do if the guy does get hit by the train?

Take a photo for evidential purposes ?
Maybe for use in some splatter ad's like the drink driving/speeding ones ?


Laugh??:clap:

Or :puke:

madboy
6th April 2006, 17:50
Where's the problem? It's two less cops and one less car handing out tickets for 111km/h on empty four-lane motorways.

Unless they're sucking it from the general duties or investigative pool... in which case it's two less cops and one less car catching burglars/rapists/murderers/real criminals.

I hope it's Option 1.

Patrick
6th April 2006, 18:07
Nah..some dopey coppers did some stupid shit at a crossing with an oncoming train. Their punishment... looking for other dumb shits doing what they did... (to appease the train bosses and get them of the coppers bosses backs...and avoid the media spin perhaps? :whistle: ;)

spudchucka
6th April 2006, 21:30
It makes headlines. They are seen to be 'doing something' about a non-problem.
Talked to many train drivers lately?

It is a problem but there is no way in hell they are sticking me on any damn train.

spudchucka
6th April 2006, 21:31
What the hell is the cop going to do if the guy does get hit by the train?
Just add it to the list of sick shit you can talk about over dinner.

spudchucka
6th April 2006, 21:33
Where's the problem? It's two less cops and one less car handing out tickets for 111km/h on empty four-lane motorways.

Unless they're sucking it from the general duties or investigative pool... in which case it's two less cops and one less car catching burglars/rapists/murderers/real criminals.

I hope it's Option 1.
It'll be the dumb arse's that can't get off a bronze driver rating that get the job.

C_A
6th April 2006, 21:57
fuck, last ditch attempt to keep cops away from proper police duties

should get them back into "oldschool policing" and ditch the pc, 'crims more rights than any other poor bastard' way of thinking.....

correct me if i'm wrong

Skyryder
6th April 2006, 22:48
Shit I can see it now. Vehicle plays chicken with the train and the cop cars exit the train carrages to give chase. 'Scene' that from a movie :mega: somewhere. What was it? Something Sundance Kid etc with Robert Redford and Paul Newman.

Be a perk job for the Boys though.

Skyryder

Skyryder
6th April 2006, 22:52
Talked to many train drivers lately?

It is a problem but there is no way in hell they are sticking me on any damn train.

Best place to travel up there on the footplate. Great scenery. Train drivers are great guys well the ones that I knew in OZ were, and nothing to do most of the day.

Skyryder

scumdog
6th April 2006, 22:53
Shit I can see it now. Vehicle plays chicken with the train and the cop cars exit the train carrages to give chase. 'Scene' that from a movie :mega: somewhere. What was it? Something Sundance Kid etc with Robert Redford and Paul Newman.

Be a perk job for the Boys though.

Skyryder

It COULD also end like the end of "Sugarland Express" though..:eek:

justsomeguy
6th April 2006, 23:11
All we need now are some Indians.....

Will I do?? I'll even wear war paint and scalp the cop if he catches me.

If not I'd love to get a job as the cop that gets to follow the train. - looked like fun in the James Bond movies - :whistle:

scumdog
6th April 2006, 23:13
Will I do?? I'll even wear war paint and scalp the cop if he catches me.

Yeah but you probably can't ride a horse, use a bow&arrow and don't have enough wampum to bribe the cops.

Skyryder
6th April 2006, 23:15
It COULD also end like the end of "Sugarland Express" though..:eek:

Don't know the ending. What happens?

Skyryder

scumdog
6th April 2006, 23:37
Don't know the ending. What happens?

Skyryder

The Chevvy got cleaned up by the train (and Goldie Hawn got killed, dang, what a waste of a woman!!)

justsomeguy
7th April 2006, 07:45
Yeah but you probably can't ride a horse, use a bow&arrow and don't have enough wampum to bribe the cops.

I can ride a horse - not too fast though. I can shoot a bow and arrow with a target hit accuracy of the US airforce in the middle east.

But yeah I'll need to get some wampum - can you lend me some from past bribes?

Lou Girardin
7th April 2006, 08:33
It'll be the dumb arse's that can't get off a bronze driver rating that get the job.

That's a lot of cops on trains then. Will they have their own carriages?

spudchucka
7th April 2006, 13:40
That's a lot of cops on trains then. Will they have their own carriages?
Really? How many is that then Lou?

Pixie
7th April 2006, 13:47
Talked to many train drivers lately?

It is a problem but there is no way in hell they are sticking me on any damn train.
It's not a problem.
Barring derailments,the worst out come is the train is late.

Oh,and the idiot may die

madboy
7th April 2006, 13:51
Only the bronze drivers then? So all those trying to defeat darwin can just do a runner, then the cops won't be able to chase them.

spudchucka
7th April 2006, 14:17
Only the bronze drivers then? So all those trying to defeat darwin can just do a runner, then the cops won't be able to chase them.Pointless post!

How do you chase after a car when you are stuck with a video camera in a train?

madboy
7th April 2006, 15:42
Pointless post!

How do you chase after a car when you are stuck with a video camera in a train?I thought I read there was a chase car following the train to catch the dopes.

Patrick
7th April 2006, 20:37
I thought I read there was a chase car following the train to catch the dopes.

Only in the movies....:weird: