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Bluff, what a magical town shoved down the bottom of the south island. Swarming with sand flies and the smell of squid and sex. A few of you know that I buggered off to the South ISland for a couple of 4 months the other day. LOVIN IT! Got a ticket from the plods too:pinch:
But I had a call from a mate in Auckland that was coming down for a "quick trip" of the south island. Asked me to come along, and why the fuck not? It's not like I'm doing a hell of a lot.
Hokitika to Christchurch and stayed the night there.
From Chrustchuch we drove to Dunners, did some shopping. Chinese food is yuck in dunners, nice town. Full of gunts and not hot guys. Was very dissapointed. We headed out of Dunners to the world famous (gay) Gore, nice fish by the way. Invercargill, don't think I have ever seen so many boganfied utes in my life! Bluff... I reccomend Bluff to anyone.
Turned up there at 8pm managed to find wicked accomodation and a great pub (bay view hotel) to have a drink in. No trouble at all in the pub even when I told a punter to go into the mens to see if his nuts were sagging enough to shove up his arse. I'm sure I made some friends that night.
Anywho.
Bluff, Queenstown, Wanaka, Hasst and back to Hoki. Mate, that's the most beautiful highway I have ever seen. State highway 6 i think it is.
Yeah bloody good trip, no cops from wanaka to hoki, kinda wish I took the bike, but glad I didn't. Rained for about 400kms.
My quick 72 hour trip of the south island.
Fishy
18th April 2006, 09:21
Nice!, I did a 3 week trip around the South Island last winter (In the LandCruiser though) and loved it!. Am definitely gonna do it again (hopefully on a bike)
scumdog
18th April 2006, 09:24
And you went right past Chez Scumdog without calling in????
And you went right past Chez Scumdog without calling in????
Sorry bout that, next time :)
Str8 Jacket
18th April 2006, 09:34
Glad your having a good time chick! We miss you though! :bye:
I take it that the bike is treating you well! Bad luck with the ticket, maybe you need to read madboy's beginners guide to runners thread... :laugh:
limbimtimwim
18th April 2006, 09:35
South Island - Best ever. Enjoy the roads.
Glad your having a good time chick! We miss you though! :bye:
I take it that the bike is treating you well! Bad luck with the ticket, maybe you need to read madboy's beginners guide to runners thread... :laugh:
Madboy, yeh..That homo!I'm sure he's :NO#1 in his backyard.
White trash
18th April 2006, 09:56
Now now girls, lets leave the "madboy bagging" to his own thread.
Blairos
18th April 2006, 10:18
Would recommend for next time, the "Gore avoidance" route
Clinton-Mataura (or reverse) - either way, an awesome road when they are not digging it up every summer
Gotta watch for the local Dibble in Clinton though, the 50K limit is rigourously enforced there
I have plans to complete a South Island Safari next Summer... cant wait! :ride:
Sniper
18th April 2006, 10:30
Farking hell, no wonder I havent been able to sleep, I knew there was a savage entity gracing our island. Glad you enjoyed the trip NC
Farking hell, no wonder I havent been able to sleep, I knew there was a savage entity gracing our island. Glad you enjoyed the trip NC
Yeah I'll be back in CHCH this weekend too :)
cowpoos
18th April 2006, 10:45
wheres my jelly beans!!!!!
BuFfY
18th April 2006, 10:59
We headed out of Dunners to the world famous (gay) Gore, nice fish by the way.
Come on guys... Gore is cool as! Not everyone there is gay! I lived there for 6 years and I turned out ok... I have 10 fingers and 10 toes!! (unlike a boy in my class when I was about 7!)
Glad to hear you had a great time down there... I just got back from Chch myself... I miss it already!
Hitcher
18th April 2006, 11:04
A nice write-up, NC. The less said about sex in Bluff, probably, the better.
wheres my jelly beans!!!!!
Oh I'm slack, I'll get it sorted, lad :)
HAha I forgot to add about the machanic's/petrol station owner. They were standing around the TL telling me that it was too much of a bike for a girl:bleh: I asked one of them if that's why he didn't have one?
Str8 Jacket
18th April 2006, 11:12
HAha I forgot to add about the machanic's/petrol station owner. They were standing around the TL telling me that it was too much of a bike for a girl:bleh: I asked one of them if that's why he didn't have one?
LMFAO! What a tosser, I hope you "put" him straight?!
LMFAO! What a tosser, I hope you "put" him straight?!
:laugh: I have him the "eyebrow" :msn-wink:
Oh met a dude (Troy) on a Triumph Bonnie Special on the ferry.. Top block from wainui.
Was talking about a chick on a NC30 he'd seen going up the taka's with a personalised plate. Apparently his mates thought she was "hardcore cool"..
Didn't have the heart to set him streight :msn-wink:
cowpoos
18th April 2006, 11:19
Oh I'm slack, I'll get it sorted, lad :)
only f ing with ya....I wanted to poke fun at you....but I couldn't think of anything to say....so errrr.....yer.....havin fun then are we?
only f ing with ya....I wanted to poke fun at you....but I couldn't think of anything to say....so errrr.....yer.....havin fun then are we?
:shit: No way! You couldn't think of anything to say..
The North Island IS suffering!
Narh narh, I said I would. And I will :)
Str8 Jacket
18th April 2006, 11:24
Was talking about a chick on a NC30 he'd seen going up the taka's with a personalised plate. Apparently his mates thought she was "hardcore cool"..
Didn't have the heart to set him streight :msn-wink:
hehe, just imagine if you had have swapped the plates over! Would have confused the poor fulla no end...
Sniper
18th April 2006, 12:29
Yeah I'll be back in CHCH this weekend too :)
Here for the Disturbed Concert
Biff
18th April 2006, 13:23
Good to hear your enjoying the roads down by yer NC.
My fave is the road from Wanaka to Haast. Mmmmmm.
You in ChCh this weekend? I'm sure there's some yocal KBers keen for a ginger beer or two.
Paul in NZ
18th April 2006, 13:58
I'm sure there's some yocal KBers keen for a ginger beer or two.
Oh? Is dangerous shouting the beer then?
scumdog
18th April 2006, 14:00
Oh? Is dangerous shouting the beer then?
Never done it so far....:wait:
Sniper
18th April 2006, 14:02
Oh? Is dangerous shouting the beer then?
Dangerous shouts drinks....... :shit:
Kickaha
18th April 2006, 17:50
Clinton-Mataura (or reverse) - either way, an awesome road when they are not digging it up every summer
Well worth taking even though it had several inches of snow on it last time :yes:
Good to hear your enjoying the roads down by yer NC.
My fave is the road from Wanaka to Haast. Mmmmmm.
You in ChCh this weekend? I'm sure there's some yocal KBers keen for a ginger beer or two.
Ginga beer is good
Hitcher
18th April 2006, 18:28
Ginga beer is good
Only if you know where it's been...
Velox
18th April 2006, 18:32
Nice! Sounds like you've sussed out the roads for when you do take the bike eh. Good on ya for sorting out those cheeky southerners too.
Heh - Gore.:eek5:
Biff
18th April 2006, 21:56
Oh? Is dangerous shouting the beer then?
Ahhh - so you know cockney slang?
Ginger beer = queer.
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