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Sniper
22nd April 2006, 11:19
Half a dog
Blairos
22nd April 2006, 13:04
buarhahahahaha!
Swoop
23rd April 2006, 16:34
They just get worse, don't they!
N4CR
23rd April 2006, 16:55
WHAT HAS TWO LEGS AND SPAMS THE SHIT OUT OF KIWIBIKER?!

SNIPER

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SPORK
23rd April 2006, 18:01
WHAT HAS TWO LEGS AND SPAMS THE SHIT OUT OF KIWIBIKER?!

SNIPER

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LOZZLEEEE!!!!!!!!
hXc
23rd April 2006, 18:52
I like my version better...

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a sheep.


It has more ring to it. Half a dog is just silly!
The Beast
24th April 2006, 20:09
Or it could be a person who has a really bad cut......
OMG
24th April 2006, 20:11
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
scobby snacks
24th April 2006, 20:48
what do you call 4 greek women sitting in a sauna... gorillas in the mist

that's my one and only joke!
Scouse
24th April 2006, 21:28
Wot as two leg an bleeds alot
That cunt wot TL Rider batterd
Kendog
24th April 2006, 21:28
Why did the Koala bear fall out of the tree.

It was dead.
Maha
24th April 2006, 21:33
Whats red and shaped like a bucket?





A red bucket.................:killingme
justsomeguy
24th April 2006, 21:35
WHAT HAS TWO LEGS AND SPAMS THE SHIT OUT OF KIWIBIKER?!

SNIPER

hohjohjO!H!OH!OHOHOHO!H!O!!!11!!11eleventythousand elevenhundredandeleven!1!11!11!

Already given you too much rep.

And sniper you gay fuck (cos only homos don't like dogs) - leave the doggies alone.
justsomeguy
24th April 2006, 21:36
Q:What has two legs and can't go round corners?
A:JSG

:bleh:
ukbandit
24th April 2006, 22:47
That cunt wot TL Rider batterd
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: yeah :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme go TL
Sniper
24th April 2006, 22:50
And sniper you gay fuck (cos only homos don't like dogs) - leave the doggies alone.

Who said I don't like dogs? I eat quite a bit of special flavoured noodles :bleh:
ukbandit
24th April 2006, 22:56
this man and women been married 25yrs and they go back to the hotel and get the same room as they had on thier honey moon and the women says to the man what did you think on that first night you see me naked and the mans says i wanted to f%^$# your brains out and suck your tits dry the women slipped off her night dress and said what do think now and the man says i think ive done a pretty good job:laugh:
justsomeguy
24th April 2006, 22:58
this man and women been married 25yrs and they go back to the hotel and get the same room as they had on thier honey moon and the women says to the man what did you think on that first night you see me naked and the mans says i wanted to f%^$# your brains out and suck your tits dry the women slipped off her night dress and said what do think now and the man says i think ive done a pretty good job:laugh:

ooohhh - :oi-grr:

One day we all grow old huh......... :no:

Hopefully not.......:killingme

---To Sniper :nya: back to you
ukbandit
25th April 2006, 00:02
ooohhh - :oi-grr:

One day we all grow old huh......... :no:

Hopefully not.......:killingme

---To Sniper :nya: back to you
well i tried! but we all get old dont we ? but i seem to be the exception to the rule im like peter pan want to shag tinker bell but to busy riding me bike :laugh:
ZeroIndex
25th April 2006, 00:28
Half a dog
that deserves rep, but most of your posts deserve rep, and it won't let me give you any.. oh well.. i had a good laugh anyway
Shadows
25th April 2006, 01:29
Who said I don't like dogs? I eat quite a bit of special flavoured noodles :bleh:

poodle noodles