Like a peanut

[WRT]

Little Jill comes home from playing at Johnny's house.

"Hey Mum, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!"

Mum is understandably confused for a second, then asks,

"What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?"

"No silly, it's salty!"

[OMG]

LOL
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[Qkkid]

Hahaha speak into the microphone ;) :lol:

[BuFfY]

An alternative....

Little Jill comes home from playing at Johnny's house.

"Hey Mum, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a jelly bean!"

Mum is understandably confused for a second, then asks,

"What, you mean it's shaped like a jelly bean?"

"No silly, it's hard on the outside but got that nice stuff in the middle!"

[Back Fire]

:killingme oh that's so sad....

[Streetwise]

an oldie but a goodie.

[froggyfrenchman]

hmmmmmmmmm. Wrong in 37 different ways