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Cibby
2nd May 2006, 16:46
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses
were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing
her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was
sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do
the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd
close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into
his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse,
no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they
cried.



The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked". :gob: :gob:

Sniper
2nd May 2006, 16:51
Hahahahahaha

Back Fire
2nd May 2006, 21:10
Hahahahahaha

I second that

_intense_
3rd May 2006, 02:09
[QUOTE=Cibby Chick]a true sensitive new age guy.[QUOTE]

damn. i thought you were posting bout me Cibby Chick *sigh*

SN4PD
3rd May 2006, 12:12
ROFLMAO :laugh: