Perv and NOT get caught

[Sniper]

NSFW guys and gals.

Heres something you can ogle at without getting pulled up by the missus for surfing porn.

www.checkoutmybreasts.com

Not dail up safe either

[Shadows]

Where do I sign up to check them? She wants it done regularly.

[GR81]

cheap perv... always good! ;)

[Biff]

I always find that pressing Alt + F4 at the same time is a good way to avoid getting caught surfing for prawns.

Go on - try it now.

[riffer]

I can't find the alt key on my keyboard...

there's only an option key and a key with a picture of what looks like a half-eaten apple...

[Sniper]

I can't find the alt key on my keyboard...

there's a key with a picture of what looks like a half-eaten apple...

Oooo, sounds like you have worms, better get them checked out...

[Ixion]

Arrgh. Oh dear. it seems your PC has a worm infestation. The worms have eaten the bit of Apple that had the Alt key.

[Smorg]

I want to click on it i really do but i think work will be a bit suss about the URL check out my breasts!!!! Gutted

[GR81]

I want to click on it i really do but i think work will be a bit suss about the URL check out my breasts!!!! Gutted
your firm double D's? ;)
*grope*

[Smorg]

your firm double D's? ;)
*grope*

10a..............

[Sniper]

There are laws against that you know.

[The Beast]

Those canadians aye....

[slimjim]

:eyepoke: :argue: :kick: fuck mate,, need to do better,, you'll be looking at kiddie porn next:puke:

[Sniper]

:eyepoke: :argue: :kick: fuck mate,, need to do better,, you'll be looking at kiddie porn next:puke:

WTF are you on about?

[Smorg]

I tried to show the girlfriend and still got in shit for perving.................cant win

[Streetwise]

Well thats a good way to advertise. Maybe tvnz should start down that path,,,,,,,,