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    Perv and NOT get caught

    NSFW guys and gals.

    Heres something you can ogle at without getting pulled up by the missus for surfing porn.

    www.checkoutmybreasts.com

    Not dail up safe either
    To every man upon this earth
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    For the ashes of his fathers
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    Where do I sign up to check them? She wants it done regularly.

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    cheap perv... always good!
    "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"

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    I always find that pressing Alt + F4 at the same time is a good way to avoid getting caught surfing for prawns.

    Go on - try it now.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

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    I can't find the alt key on my keyboard...

    there's only an option key and a key with a picture of what looks like a half-eaten apple...
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer
    I can't find the alt key on my keyboard...

    there's a key with a picture of what looks like a half-eaten apple...
    Oooo, sounds like you have worms, better get them checked out...
    To every man upon this earth
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    Arrgh. Oh dear. it seems your PC has a worm infestation. The worms have eaten the bit of Apple that had the Alt key.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    I want to click on it i really do but i think work will be a bit suss about the URL check out my breasts!!!! Gutted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smorgen
    I want to click on it i really do but i think work will be a bit suss about the URL check out my breasts!!!! Gutted
    your firm double D's?
    *grope*
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    Quote Originally Posted by GR81
    your firm double D's?
    *grope*
    10a..............

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    There are laws against that you know.
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    Those canadians aye....

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    mother fucker

    :eyepoke: fuck mate,, need to do better,, you'll be looking at kiddie porn next

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimjim
    :eyepoke: fuck mate,, need to do better,, you'll be looking at kiddie porn next
    WTF are you on about?
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    I tried to show the girlfriend and still got in shit for perving.................cant win

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