Gotta leave work early Boss, 'cause .......

[mstriumph]

the tyre bloke is coming to put two new takkies on me tractor :blah:

[she's only been waiting 60 years since she got the last lot, looks like :yes: ]

..........................................

anyone else had a neat [and truthful :innocent: ] excuse for leaving work early?? :wari:

[Whynot]

cause work is boring .....
:rockon:

[Oakie]

Ummm....
" I have an erection and I don't want to waste it "

[mstriumph]

:shutup: i just KNEW this thread was a mistake ........

[WINJA]

i have to pick up a new bike , its my favourite , sadly i havent said it since mid 2003

[mstriumph]

........ makes a great excuse for being late, too [the guy had to take the tractor wheels back to the shop to fit the new tyres .......so i've just arrived at work at lunchtime :blah: .]

course, i'm only posting this 'cause i'm so excited that my tractor now has two bewdiful new tyres .....


sheeeeesh i have GOT to get a life!!

[thealmightytaco]

this jock itch is killing me

[Smorg]

I have to get back to your place, your wifes been calling me all day

[Scorpygirl]

:shutup: i just KNEW this thread was a mistake ........

Yes, well it is KB not the Perth knitting circle!!! :doobey: :sunny: Good one on the new trakkie tyres. She must look mint! :yes:

[thealmightytaco]

I need new rubber, just had a meeting with Jonelle on the printer

[Marknz]

I have to get back to your place, your wifes been calling me all day

sort of reminds me of the early morning in akld back in the mid 80's when I got dragged into Akld Central for a minor misdemeanor, and the officer told me that they don't make concessions for us navy boys. Of course in my best smart-arsed half-cut state the best response I could think of was "That's funny, your Mrs does"

Well you can imagine what happened next and it wasn't good for me... but I deserved every wack I got. Two on to one was a little unfair, but one of lifes little lessons, and I didn't get charged with anything.

[Brett]

MSTRIUMPH - Are you south african??

[mstriumph]

MSTRIUMPH - Are you south african??

ahhhhhhhh 'twas the 'tackkies' that aroused your interest? lol

no - not south african but i DID live in the transvaal for 12 years lol ..... you? [there are a few south africans on this site [both yarpies and souties] -- even one of the mods i believe :Punk: ]

[GR81]

"im off... see ya!"

works for me :)

[Smorg]

I usually just dont come in