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jrandom
16th May 2006, 22:58
why the f*** can't they think of other road users before they ride out into traffic to get to school before the bell rings

I was coming up the street beside the Don Buck Rd school (for those who know west auckland) it's a mild downhill, that then goes flat quite sharply, so easy to see what's going on, anyway cruising through stopped traffic up there at about 30k/h, and wtf, stupid kid in front of me has appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the road for no apparent reason, so i slam on the brakes, hard as i can, back would be lifting if my tyres weren't only 10mm wide, so the front and rear lock up, ride straight into his front wheel, graceful roll through the air with cleats still attached to shoes, sky ground sky ground, and by some friggen miracle don't tear my new $500 winter lycra gear in Quick.Step team colours, same as what Tom Boonen wears don't you know, bought it yesterday, but when i get up, when it flicked back over the gutter to almost scrape against some other kid walking down the footpath, the pedal smacked me in the leg, hurt like hell, and thought i'd mildly twisted my ankle, wish i'd thought to swipe at the little bastard, as he deserved a good clip over the ear for this stupid act of inconsiderate pedalling, and no it wasn't that i was following to close, it was that cars were stopped all around me and he never thought of the possibility that other vehicles could be using the road, and that he was born to a frizzy-haired meat-packing family that would have made Ayn Rand proud as an example of what her protagonists were the opposite of,
so now i have a bit missing out of my leg and it hurts like hell!! i hate primary school students.

N4CR
16th May 2006, 23:02
Oh fuck off, it was quiet without you here.

-Tristank.


Welcome back ya prick. Child cyclists and small animals have every right to pull out infront of you. And asains and cars with red and blue lights on them for some reason. BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOWLY MOTORSICLE!

jrandom
16th May 2006, 23:06
... YOU ARE A LOWLY MOTORSICLE!

No, I'm not. I'm a lycra-clad wanker on a bike that weighs less than one-tenth what I do.

[Edit: Really. That stuff, it all happened this morning. For true.]

[Edit edit: Even the $500 lycra. It costs that much, you know.]

boomer
16th May 2006, 23:14
Serves you right for wearing Lycra in the first place ... :killingme

jrandom
16th May 2006, 23:16
Serves you right for wearing Lycra in the first place ... :killingme

It's even funnier, see, 'cos I'm, like, fat.

Karma
16th May 2006, 23:17
It'd be funnier if you landed in a custard pie or something...

gamgee
16th May 2006, 23:24
i sense the force is weak in this one
you hit the kid because you don't ride a ninja, everyone knows ninja's are the best, just look at the turtles :p

Lou Girardin
17th May 2006, 08:27
Two psyclists having each other off - priceless.:2thumbsup
Serves you faggy, lycra clad wankers right.:buggerd:

BTW welcome back.

Hitcher
17th May 2006, 08:55
Middle-aged men in Lycra?? Shudders visibly.

Two Smoker
17th May 2006, 09:13
It's even funnier, see, 'cos I'm, like, fat.

I was thinking about that... (like Hitcher) *Shudders*

Welcome back by the way...

WRT
17th May 2006, 09:43
I dont discriminate myself, I dislike ALL cyclists, child or not.

Insanity_rules
17th May 2006, 12:26
Do you have those daggy road signs in Aucks with the cyclist in a bubble principle? For those who don't know it shows a cyclist with a barrier around him/her saying don't burst their bubble.

I'd do more than burst their feckin bubble!

I had cyclist almost out in front of me when I was splitting left in traffic on Oriental bay Parade bout 2 months ago. He gave me the fingers too the lycra wearing lunchbox who ate all the pies biarch!

WINJA
17th May 2006, 14:28
cyclists in the bus lanes are a joke , motorcycles are ok cause they can do 50k but a cyclist doin 20k and not letting the bus past is bullshit , fuck auckland traffic you cunts can keep it

Storm
17th May 2006, 17:21
And thus, karma deals out the punishment for riding a non motorised cycle.

Mr Skid
17th May 2006, 19:52
I pwnd a scooter on my push bike on Ponsonby Road.

If you're listening:

<img src=http://www.badapplezink.com/images/Design-_-rick-james-SLAP-ba.jpg>

The Pastor
17th May 2006, 21:49
Your not rick james and your not funny, now STFU.

Shadows
17th May 2006, 21:53
I hate it when the little fucks ride across the pedestrian crossings and expect you to stop for them even though you couldn't even see them a second ago and you are three feet away from the crossing.
Why don't the fucking teachers say something to them when they do this in front of them? They need to have it explained that they aren't fucking pedestrians if they are riding and we have every right to run them over.

Lou Girardin
18th May 2006, 08:16
I hate it when the little fucks ride across the pedestrian crossings and expect you to stop for them even though you couldn't even see them a second ago and you are three feet away from the crossing.
Why don't the fucking teachers say something to them when they do this in front of them? They need to have it explained that they aren't fucking pedestrians if they are riding and we have every right to run them over.

Don't talk, do it. There'll be one less psyclist and the others may learn.