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    I hate child cyclists!!!!

    why the f*** can't they think of other road users before they ride out into traffic to get to school before the bell rings

    I was coming up the street beside the Don Buck Rd school (for those who know west auckland) it's a mild downhill, that then goes flat quite sharply, so easy to see what's going on, anyway cruising through stopped traffic up there at about 30k/h, and wtf, stupid kid in front of me has appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the road for no apparent reason, so i slam on the brakes, hard as i can, back would be lifting if my tyres weren't only 10mm wide, so the front and rear lock up, ride straight into his front wheel, graceful roll through the air with cleats still attached to shoes, sky ground sky ground, and by some friggen miracle don't tear my new $500 winter lycra gear in Quick.Step team colours, same as what Tom Boonen wears don't you know, bought it yesterday, but when i get up, when it flicked back over the gutter to almost scrape against some other kid walking down the footpath, the pedal smacked me in the leg, hurt like hell, and thought i'd mildly twisted my ankle, wish i'd thought to swipe at the little bastard, as he deserved a good clip over the ear for this stupid act of inconsiderate pedalling, and no it wasn't that i was following to close, it was that cars were stopped all around me and he never thought of the possibility that other vehicles could be using the road, and that he was born to a frizzy-haired meat-packing family that would have made Ayn Rand proud as an example of what her protagonists were the opposite of,
    so now i have a bit missing out of my leg and it hurts like hell!! i hate primary school students.
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    Oh fuck off, it was quiet without you here.

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    Welcome back ya prick. Child cyclists and small animals have every right to pull out infront of you. And asains and cars with red and blue lights on them for some reason. BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOWLY MOTORSICLE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by N4CR
    ... YOU ARE A LOWLY MOTORSICLE!
    No, I'm not. I'm a lycra-clad wanker on a bike that weighs less than one-tenth what I do.

    [Edit: Really. That stuff, it all happened this morning. For true.]

    [Edit edit: Even the $500 lycra. It costs that much, you know.]
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    Serves you right for wearing Lycra in the first place ...


    :slap:

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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer
    Serves you right for wearing Lycra in the first place ...
    It's even funnier, see, 'cos I'm, like, fat.
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    It'd be funnier if you landed in a custard pie or something...

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    i sense the force is weak in this one
    you hit the kid because you don't ride a ninja, everyone knows ninja's are the best, just look at the turtles
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    Two psyclists having each other off - priceless.
    Serves you faggy, lycra clad wankers right.

    BTW welcome back.
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    Middle-aged men in Lycra?? Shudders visibly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    It's even funnier, see, 'cos I'm, like, fat.
    I was thinking about that... (like Hitcher) *Shudders*

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    I dont discriminate myself, I dislike ALL cyclists, child or not.

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    Do you have those daggy road signs in Aucks with the cyclist in a bubble principle? For those who don't know it shows a cyclist with a barrier around him/her saying don't burst their bubble.

    I'd do more than burst their feckin bubble!

    I had cyclist almost out in front of me when I was splitting left in traffic on Oriental bay Parade bout 2 months ago. He gave me the fingers too the lycra wearing lunchbox who ate all the pies biarch!
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    cyclists in the bus lanes are a joke , motorcycles are ok cause they can do 50k but a cyclist doin 20k and not letting the bus past is bullshit , fuck auckland traffic you cunts can keep it

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    And thus, karma deals out the punishment for riding a non motorised cycle.
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    I pwnd a scooter on my push bike on Ponsonby Road.

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