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Finn
22nd May 2006, 08:31
No, not me but thanks for your concern.

Was on Jervous turning right on Pons Rd and this chick on a Cagiva pulled up beside me, nodded then took off splitting quite aggressively. Going my normal pace, I caught up to her about half way down Pons Rd. A car was indicating right and in usual kiwi mode was half way between lanes. A 4x4 behind the car was still moving and tried to merge with the left lane but ran out of options so he braked. Girl on Cagiva... crunch.

Naturally I stopped to see if she was okay so I checked her breasts and they felt fine. She's shaken but okay - everything in tact. The bikes got a broken clutch lever, bent gear lever and a broken wheel fearing.

The dude in the 4X4 was great. While there was damage to his bumper he said not to worry about it.

beyond
22nd May 2006, 08:47
Strewth mate!! I thought it was you from the header.
Good to hear it wasn't. :)

Not good to hear it was a fellow biker, er missus biker. :(

Can't be too aggressive in heavy traffic.

Dooly
22nd May 2006, 08:53
Good to see her breasts were unharmed.:blip:

Shame about the rest.

Swoop
22nd May 2006, 09:10
How can we trust your opinion of breasts, they MIGHT have suffered whiplash or stress!

I think some photographic evidence of unharmed breasts would be in order!

Harry33
22nd May 2006, 11:45
Yeah getting back to the breasts. I just completed a first aid course did you apply ice and keep them elevatored :)

vifferman
22nd May 2006, 11:48
Yeah getting back to the breasts. I just completed a first aid course did you apply ice and keep them elevatored :)
What if you're nowhere near an elevator? Will some stairs or an escalator do? What about a ladder?

aff-man
22nd May 2006, 11:49
think I've seen her around.....

One question though.. honestly how agressively can ya lane split on on a cagiva???

hope her breasts are ok.

Finn
22nd May 2006, 11:51
Yeah getting back to the breasts. I just completed a first aid course did you apply ice and keep them elevatored :)

I didn't have any ice to keep them numb so I improvised. Num, num, num, num...

Finn
22nd May 2006, 11:55
One question though.. honestly how agressively can ya lane split on on a cagiva???

It was their big naked vtwin, so quite fast.

aff-man
22nd May 2006, 12:00
It was their big naked vtwin, so quite fast.

sorry I stopped at big naked.... Yeh they are ok didn't think they would be nimble enough for really agressive splitting. So where was that tank mounted vid cam??

Finn
22nd May 2006, 12:02
sorry I stopped at big naked.... Yeh they are ok didn't think they would be nimble enough for really agressive splitting. So where was that tank mounted vid cam??

She was being agressive, the bike was keeping up. She said she was late for work. She looked like a reasonble rider, she just got caught out.

The_Dover
22nd May 2006, 12:07
If it's who I think it is then I hope you gave those breasts a full check over Finn.

James Deuce
22nd May 2006, 12:24
The dude in the 4X4 was great. While there was damage to his bumper he said not to worry about it.

They always are until the Police press charges or their Insurance company tells them how much their Insurance premium will be after they lose their NCB.

Then it will be, "The motorcyclist was speeding."

aff-man
22nd May 2006, 12:41
She was being agressive, the bike was keeping up. She said she was late for work. She looked like a reasonble rider, she just got caught out.

Good stuff. hope you got her number.. just to make sure she was alright later in the day of course :doctor:

Squeak the Rat
22nd May 2006, 12:45
I thought this thread was about your incontinence........

R6_kid
22nd May 2006, 12:49
was she on an oldish raptor thousand?

Finn
22nd May 2006, 12:50
I thought this thread was about your incontinence........

I've got that under control. Gets a bit challenging when I have a cough though.

beyond
22nd May 2006, 15:14
I've got that under control. Gets a bit challenging when I have a cough though.

Except when you are on an airplane after brushing your teeth with dirty water eh? :)

SPman
22nd May 2006, 15:30
One question though.. honestly how agressively can ya lane split on on a cagiva???


The Raptor?....vey aggressively!

Well, the 650 you could.....

GSXRjohn
22nd May 2006, 17:10
What a small world. I live in Ponsonby and had just finished reading this thread and thought I need to go get some items from the New World (bottom of college hill) So I jumped on the trusty GSXR and ride off down the hill and guess who is in front of me (A female on a cagiva) she pulls into New world as well. I had to ask if she came off on Ponsonby Road today. Oh if looks could kill when I asked that. She was nice about it though.

I should of pulled out the PXT phone and got a photo for you all

Madness
22nd May 2006, 20:07
I should of pulled out the PXT phone and got a photo for you all

Breasts were out then??