Wee spill on Ponsonby Rd

**Finn** · 22nd May 2006, 08:31

No, not me but thanks for your concern.

Was on Jervous turning right on Pons Rd and this chick on a Cagiva pulled up beside me, nodded then took off splitting quite aggressively. Going my normal pace, I caught up to her about half way down Pons Rd. A car was indicating right and in usual kiwi mode was half way between lanes. A 4x4 behind the car was still moving and tried to merge with the left lane but ran out of options so he braked. Girl on Cagiva... crunch.

Naturally I stopped to see if she was okay so I checked her breasts and they felt fine. She's shaken but okay - everything in tact. The bikes got a broken clutch lever, bent gear lever and a broken wheel fearing.

The dude in the 4X4 was great. While there was damage to his bumper he said not to worry about it.

**beyond** · 22nd May 2006, 08:47

Strewth mate!! I thought it was you from the header.
Good to hear it wasn't.

Not good to hear it was a fellow biker, er missus biker.

Can't be too aggressive in heavy traffic.

**Dooly** · 22nd May 2006, 08:53

Good to see her breasts were unharmed.

Shame about the rest.

**Swoop** · 22nd May 2006, 09:10

How can we trust your opinion of breasts, they MIGHT have suffered whiplash or stress!

I think some photographic evidence of unharmed breasts would be in order!

**Harry33** · 22nd May 2006, 11:45

Yeah getting back to the breasts. I just completed a first aid course did you apply ice and keep them elevatored

**vifferman** · 22nd May 2006, 11:48

Originally Posted by Harry33

Yeah getting back to the breasts. I just completed a first aid course did you apply ice and keep them elevatored

What if you're nowhere near an elevator? Will some stairs or an escalator do? What about a ladder?

**aff-man** · 22nd May 2006, 11:49

think I've seen her around.....

One question though.. honestly how agressively can ya lane split on on a cagiva???

hope her breasts are ok.

**Finn** · 22nd May 2006, 11:51

Originally Posted by Harry33

Yeah getting back to the breasts. I just completed a first aid course did you apply ice and keep them elevatored

I didn't have any ice to keep them numb so I improvised. Num, num, num, num...

**Finn** · 22nd May 2006, 11:55

Originally Posted by aff-man

One question though.. honestly how agressively can ya lane split on on a cagiva???

It was their big naked vtwin, so quite fast.

**aff-man** · 22nd May 2006, 12:00

Originally Posted by Finn

It was their big naked vtwin, so quite fast.

sorry I stopped at big naked.... Yeh they are ok didn't think they would be nimble enough for really agressive splitting. So where was that tank mounted vid cam??

**Finn** · 22nd May 2006, 12:02

Originally Posted by aff-man

sorry I stopped at big naked.... Yeh they are ok didn't think they would be nimble enough for really agressive splitting. So where was that tank mounted vid cam??

She was being agressive, the bike was keeping up. She said she was late for work. She looked like a reasonble rider, she just got caught out.

**The_Dover** · 22nd May 2006, 12:07

If it's who I think it is then I hope you gave those breasts a full check over Finn.

**James Deuce** · 22nd May 2006, 12:24

Originally Posted by Finn

The dude in the 4X4 was great. While there was damage to his bumper he said not to worry about it.

They always are until the Police press charges or their Insurance company tells them how much their Insurance premium will be after they lose their NCB.

Then it will be, "The motorcyclist was speeding."