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Korumba
23rd May 2006, 21:52
A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.
She has a nasty looking tattoo on each arm and rotten teeth.
To make it even worse, she's wearing flip flops and has long,
filthy toenails
( Your typical WalMart shopper ).

The Walmart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?

The ugly bitch says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?... Do you think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice"!
BuFfY
23rd May 2006, 21:56
Hahaha very good!!

My dad is a twin so I am suppost to have twins!!
oldrider
23rd May 2006, 22:04
Hey, thats not very PC! Helen's gang will get you, thats worse than smacking. :shutup: (lol).
ZeroIndex
23rd May 2006, 22:37
HAHAHAHA, Damn that is good.. have some green bling
Maha
23rd May 2006, 22:40
Have to agree with Zero..........most excellent..........:killingme
Buster
23rd May 2006, 22:42
I like it! :niceone:
Macktheknife
24th May 2006, 11:02
Very good, bling awarded.
Fishy
24th May 2006, 11:03
haha nice one mate!. bling bling!
Qkkid
24th May 2006, 11:06
very good matey
dasser
16th February 2007, 11:56
A very large, loud, unattractive and hard-faced woman walks into Pak n
Save
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through
the entrance.:nono:

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Pak n Save, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The large ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why
the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think
they look alike, you dickhead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!"

:yes:

Dasser.....There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
Beemer
16th February 2007, 12:37
You've posted some really good jokes recently but you'll get a smack on the hand for this one because it is a repost! Naughty boy! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=29779&highlight=twins
Sniper
16th February 2007, 12:57
Im watching this Dasser, I have pardoned him once......
dasser
16th February 2007, 18:19
Arrrrrr Bugger, sorry guys.....Spank me Beemer...:yes:
Guitana
16th February 2007, 18:23
Still a goody though Dasser!!!
Beemer
17th February 2007, 11:33
Arrrrrr Bugger, sorry guys.....Spank me Beemer...:yes:

I've told you before, my husband doesn't like it when I spank other guys! You'll have to line up for a spanking from Sniper instead!
Meanie
17th February 2007, 12:18
I've told you before, my husband doesn't like it when I spank other guys! You'll have to line up for a spanking from Sniper instead!

He may enjoy that more :spanking:
Still a good joke though :killingme