What is it with chicks .....

[Mental Trousers]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

[James Deuce]

So all the chicks you know that are in relationships are lesbians then?

[Karma]

You ever had someone puke whilst going down on you?? No... didn't think so.

[Back Fire]

they have their own distilleries... they make their own wines...

[Blackbird]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??


Because their partners are cheap and buy them crap wines. Don't be a tight arse and think about buying something over $5 a bottle. They might even like you enough to let you get your leg over after that.:nya:

[kickingzebra]

I think its coz they whine often enough when not drinking, that when wine comes up, they have nearly always had enough! :chase:

[Skyryder]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

Might have something to do with cheap wine.

Skyryder

[Hitcher]

Sitting on the beach drinkin' rocket fuels Oh Yeah!
Spent the whole night breakin' all the rules Oh Yeah!
Mending every minute of the day before
Watching the ocean, watching the shore
Watching the sunrise, and thinkin' there could never be more
Never be more
Anytime you want to find me
I ain't got a telephone
I'm another world away
But I always feel at home, with my

Cheap wine and a three-day growth . . .

[2much]

Have you ever seen how emotional chicks get when they've been drinking wine?

It's because their partners know that if the chick drinks much more than one glass then they're in for a night of deep heart-to-hearts, emotional outbursts, stupid accusations, and a whole lot of unpredictable shit.

Therefore drinking the remaining bottle before they need another glass is simply self-preservation.

[Big Dave]

It wears off as they get older.
Co-pilot drinks me under the table 25 years on.

[DingDong]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

It all comes down to "equal rights".
Bird Flu... so only chicks get it, so to keep things fair they use their evil powers to make men believe they're weak and cant finish their crappy (cheap) wine, we fall for it every time... and quickly down it.
Now both men and chicks have equal ratio's of chicks Birdflu... god damit! evil bitches!:nono:

It dont worry lesbos... they're all chicks anyway:blah:

[sprocket]

wine :whocares: bring on the beer wenches:rockon:

[Mental Trousers]

Because their partners are cheap and buy them crap wines. Don't be a tight arse and think about buying something over $5 a bottle. They might even like you enough to let you get your leg over after that.:nya:

Cheap wine?? Fuck that. A $15 bottle of plonk is cheap plonk.

I like 2much's explanation better with kickingzebra a close 2nd.

[BuFfY]

Well if they are given a good wine then they wouldn't give half of it up... unless they are a cheap drunk and can only drink half a glass!!

[sunhuntin]

as a female... i can honestly say that wine doesnt like my tastebuds. i can usually finish a glass if forced, but i will nurse it for hours, literally. same with champagne....managed half a glass on my 21st and that was it.

i prefer mudshakes over anything else.

[u4ea]

..............being a natural born gemini..i will always have two.........:blah: :blah:

[Grahameeboy]

..............being a natural born gemini..i will always have two.........:blah: :blah:

2 what????????????????

[u4ea]

................:blah: :blah: two wheels,two wines two whiskeys two beers two more..............

[Mental Trousers]

..............being a natural born gemini..i will always have two.........:blah: :blah:

....... two guys ........ :gob:

HEY BUFFY, WANNA GET DRUNK?!?!?!

[Big Dave]

as a female... i can honestly say that wine doesnt like my tastebuds. i can usually finish a glass if forced, but i will nurse it for hours, literally. same with champagne....managed half a glass on my 21st and that was it.



Terry: She's my sort o'bird n'that.
Arthur: Oh yes Terence, and why is that?
Terry: Welllll, she drinks Florence Nightingales dunshe.
Arthur: Florence Nightingales Tel?
Terry: Yeah, one drink and nurses it all night. So I'll 'ave a double, cheers.

[BuFfY]

....... two guys ........ :gob:

HEY BUFFY, WANNA GET DRUNK?!?!?!


Always!!

10 char

[Hitcher]

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' on a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

[KATWYN]

3 glasses of wine and i'm spinning big time. so I'm a 1 or two
glass gal. 1/2 a glass ...well why have one at all

[Mental Trousers]

Always!!

You're on!!

[Big Dave]

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' on a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.


If you keep quoting lyrics all night you'll be Talkin' too much and Drinking Alone.

[The Pastor]

Most chicks I know drink vodka, by the bottle <_<

[Colapop]

"Cheap wine" Cold Chisel
"One bourbon, one scotch, one beer" George Thorogood
And you forgot;

"I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and my good buddy Wiser,
that's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

The other night I laid sleeping,
and I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniel's,
and his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

The other day I got invited to a party,
but I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
and his brothers Blackie and Red
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

My whole family done give up on me,
and it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me,
is my dear old granddad
And we drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself"

[Maha]

Heard that wank song today on Hauraki............George Thorogood is the most inept lyricist i have ever heard...............

[sugilite]

I wish my ex would only half whine, but no, she has to do the full whine :shutup:

[ZeroIndex]

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' on a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
that's a pretty good song by George Thorogood.. the sound quality of the mp3 i have sucks though..

[Rashika]

that's a pretty good song by George Thorogood.. the sound quality of the mp3 i have sucks though..
heres a novel idea.... buy the cd and support the artist :blip:

silly idea?

[inlinefour]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??


Not long after getting together with the Mrs she tried that. I would not touch wine and never will so she started drinking the lot. Came a bit over the top, so I told her she would have to start drinking beers or I was leaving. Took a wee bit, but now we have plenty of beers in the fridge. Mind you, neither of us really drink anymore apaert from odd occasions. Wine, what was she thinking???:gob: :sick:

[GR81]

would you like some cheese with that whine? :nya:

[Squeak the Rat]

Give me another drink Mr Bartender
If you don't I'm gonna stick your dick in a blender

'Cause I, Oh I
I'm going to drink till I die

Vodka makes me nervous
Whiskey makes me mean
I'm a non stop drinking alcoholic machine

And I, Oh I
I'm going to drink till I die

[SpeedyGirl]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

You are drinking with the wrong gals then Pink Boy!! :nya:

[Mental Trousers]

You are drinking with the wrong gals then Pink Boy!! :nya:

Get your arse up here then and prove me wrong!!

[jazbug5]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

We never have met, have we...?

[Mental Trousers]

Not that I know of. Should fix that sometime eh.

[Squeak the Rat]

I had an irish girlfriend who was diabetic and weighed about 50kg. She could match me pint for pint on the Murphy's. I miss that girl......

Fun, but not particularly clever drinking 8 pints if you're diabetic.... :drinkup:

[Lias]

My kinda love song:


I spent last night trying to chuck my bird
She was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport,
I can't hear my records when you sit on my face,'
Then she mouths off in front of my mates....

'But you told me that you loved me!'
'I never fucking did!'
'You used to bring me flowers!'
'Shut your fucking grid!'
'You acted dead sweet, and you called me fluffy pup!'
'You could cook, you could fuck, you could do the washing up, now I've had enough,
Go on, fuck off, get stuffed.'

I took her one side, and we started chatting:
'Tell the lads that, I'll kick your fucking twat in! Now piss off back to your mother's,
I've had enough, say another word, you'll get a boot up the chuff,
You're spotty, you're ugly, you smell like Billingsgate,'
Then she mouths off in front of my mates.....

I stormed off, I was going crazy,
When I got to the chippy, I had one foot in the grave,
She's got a seven foot dad, (well, just about)
He was going to rip my liver out, I said:
'Here you go, grandad, your turn to hold her,'
There was half a pint of gravy on the chip on my shoulder....

[ZeroIndex]

My kinda love song:


I spent last night trying to chuck my bird
She was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport,
I can't hear my records when you sit on my face,'
Then she mouths off in front of my mates....

'But you told me that you loved me!'
'I never fucking did!'
'You used to bring me flowers!'
'Shut your fucking grid!'
'You acted dead sweet, and you called me fluffy pup!'
'You could cook, you could fuck, you could do the washing up, now I've had enough,
Go on, fuck off, get stuffed.'

I took her one side, and we started chatting:
'Tell the lads that, I'll kick your fucking twat in! Now piss off back to your mother's,
I've had enough, say another word, you'll get a boot up the chuff,
You're spotty, you're ugly, you smell like Billingsgate,'
Then she mouths off in front of my mates.....

I stormed off, I was going crazy,
When I got to the chippy, I had one foot in the grave,
She's got a seven foot dad, (well, just about)
He was going to rip my liver out, I said:
'Here you go, grandad, your turn to hold her,'
There was half a pint of gravy on the chip on my shoulder....
Love Song by The Cure is good..