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Big Dave
25th May 2006, 23:55
We're doing a customer survey on your branch.
would I.
Yeah OK.

Why do you go to that branch?
The Dishy Redhead.

I can't write that
You asked me

Are you serious
Fuckin' A

They said they would ring me back.

I love the smell of Napalm in the evenings

Switch
26th May 2006, 00:22
lol hahaha, did they end up ringing you back :nya:

Pixie
26th May 2006, 00:26
We're doing a customer survey on your branch.
would I.
Yeah OK.

Why do you go to that branch?
The Dishy Redhead.

I can't write that
You asked me

Are you serious
Fuckin' A

They said they would ring me back.

I love the smell of Napalm in the evenings
Careful.
You'll be getting a visit from clarks sexual harassment investigators

Gremlin
26th May 2006, 00:27
:killingme you ruined their survey tho... :nono:

And anyway... who the hell goes into the branches?? All I got was a longer time to do the banking I wanted, and for some weird reason they didn't like me wearing my helmet. I like the atms :yes:

Big Dave
26th May 2006, 00:35
:killingme you ruined their survey tho... :nono:

And anyway... who the hell goes into the branches?? All I got was a longer time to do the banking I wanted, and for some weird reason they didn't like me wearing my helmet. I like the atms :yes:


I thought you got in everywhere?

Gremlin
26th May 2006, 00:46
I do my very best... even to my own bike.

But its more fun if they aren't expecting it :yes: Bonus points for doing it at critical times as well.

Insanity_rules
26th May 2006, 07:26
We're doing a customer survey on your branch.
would I.
Yeah OK.

Why do you go to that branch?
The Dishy Redhead.

I can't write that
You asked me

Are you serious
Fuckin' A

They said they would ring me back.

I love the smell of Napalm in the evenings

Nice work Big Dave.

Storm
26th May 2006, 07:30
A splendid example BD :D:D

Colapop
26th May 2006, 08:19
That'd be the only reason to go into a branch wouldn't it? I like the branches when their air con breaks down....

kiwifruit
26th May 2006, 08:30
Buahaha
good stuff! made me laugh out loud :lol:

Finn
26th May 2006, 08:40
I never do surveys however, I was asked just yesterday if I could answer a few questions about Auckland City Council. Oh baby.

1 - 10, 1 being the lowest score, 10 the highest.

At one stage I asked if 0 was an acceptable answer. I think the highest score I gave them was 2. They said someone may call me to discuss my answers. I said I doubt it.

Cookie
26th May 2006, 09:14
Well done Dave!

No dishy red heads at my local Kiwibank branch so I am seriously considering moving to RaboPlus on the off chance of bumping into this woman.

sprocket
26th May 2006, 09:21
lol good job. i hate serveys i find the old "can you wait a sec i have to turn the stove off" line works best, then put down the ph down and see how long they wait for you to come back ......funny i dont get may people ringing me any more must have blacklisted me:blip:

Nicksta
26th May 2006, 09:33
funnily enough, thats the main reason guys go into branches to do banking....
lol
then there are the ones that call me on the phone.... :confused:

Big Dave
26th May 2006, 09:49
lol hahaha, did they end up ringing you back :nya:

not yet - 5 to 1.

Big Dave
26th May 2006, 09:53
moving to RaboPlus on the off chance of bumping into this woman.

relentlessly 'bumping into' that woman!

Cookie
26th May 2006, 12:30
Yep - the use of the word "bump" was deliberate. She is quite scrummy. :love:

Nitzer
26th May 2006, 13:41
At least your bank is of 'high interest' to you.

Unlike my Kiwibank where i get served by old biddies who don't know how to use a computer