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Flyingpony
28th May 2006, 12:42
When a woman wears leather clothing, A mans heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why????




Because She Smells Like A New Ute...

Switch
28th May 2006, 14:20
:laugh: Jokes all round today eh? i wasn't expecting that ending, So true :laugh:

ZeroIndex
28th May 2006, 14:57
a new ute? piss off.. no one wants a bloody ute.. unless it's to get traded in for a nice bike..

Coyote
28th May 2006, 15:03
a new ute? piss off.. no one wants a bloody ute.. unless it's to get traded in for a nice bike..
But you forget something. A Ute can haul dirtbikes/racebikes to the track

Although I'm more into your old 70's utes. The new ones ain't that great

ZeroIndex
28th May 2006, 15:17
But you forget something. A Ute can haul dirtbikes/racebikes to the track

Although I'm more into your old 70's utes. The new ones ain't that great
you've got a point.. and i agree with the 'older utes', but only if one is lying around.. why spend good money on something you have to sit in, not on..

Nicksta
28th May 2006, 15:18
ROFL.... i was wondering where you were going with it....
well, i like the smell of a guy in leathers... and it doesnt make me think of utes.... ;)

ZeroIndex
28th May 2006, 15:20
ROFL.... i was wondering where you were going with it....
well, i like the smell of a guy in leathers... and it doesnt make me think of utes.... ;)
it's because any person in leathers, smells like "what bike do they ride?"

Coyote
28th May 2006, 15:22
you've got a point.. and i agree with the 'older utes', but only if one is lying around.. why spend good money on something you have to sit in, not on..
Definately worth spending money on one. You'll look totally pimp in front ov da home boiz

i like the smell of a guy in leathers... and it doesnt make me think of utes.... ;)
Kinky

ZeroIndex
28th May 2006, 15:50
Definately worth spending money on one. You'll look totally pimp in front ov da home boiz

Kinky
spend money on a cage? are you sure you're on the right forum?

Coyote
28th May 2006, 15:59
spend money on a cage? are you sure you're on the right forum?
Yes

C? dis is da shit http://maddox.xmission.com/oldsloco5.jpg

ZeroIndex
28th May 2006, 16:24
Yes

C? dis is da shit http://maddox.xmission.com/oldsloco5.jpg
what a try-hard car..

..yet another reason why i hate cages..

terbang
28th May 2006, 17:05
When a woman wears leather clothing, A mans heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally.


Ahh Yup..So whats new..?

Coyote
28th May 2006, 17:09
what a try-hard car..

..yet another reason why i hate cages..
I'm taking the piss, and that cage was photoshopped :p

Cages have their place. I should learn to drive one, but can't be fucked. Mainly cause my family doesn't have a cage as cool as this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1992-AM-General-Military-HMMWV-Hummer-Humvee_W0QQitemZ4642497342QQcategoryZ80765QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem

Maha
28th May 2006, 17:24
Dunno about the ute thing, some of the women i have seen are more in the C...ute category, but never been that close to smell them, more the visual thing......:gob:

The Beast
28th May 2006, 17:53
You'll look totally pimp in front ov da home boiz

And then they beat you up and take it from you?

Titanium
28th May 2006, 18:01
Nothing like following a hot chick pillion in leathers.......

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:scooter:

T.W.R
28th May 2006, 18:16
Nothing like following a hot chick pillion in leathers.......

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:scooter:

Better having the hot chick in leathers as your pillion :blip:

Pillick
29th May 2006, 10:06
seen underworld evolution yet? Kate Beckinsale... *whistle*

ZeroIndex
29th May 2006, 10:41
seen underworld evolution yet? Kate Beckinsale... *whistle*
good movie, that one is..

Rosie
29th May 2006, 10:54
But you forget something. A Ute can haul dirtbikes/racebikes to the track

But wouldn't it be so much nicer to have a chick in leathers deliver your race bike to the track? :blip:

My gear is cordura. So I'll be safe from strange men who might mistake me for a new ute.

ZeroIndex
29th May 2006, 10:59
But wouldn't it be so much nicer to have a chick in leathers deliver your race bike to the track? :blip:

My gear is cordura. So I'll be safe from strange men who might mistake me for a new ute.
haha.. that would be good.. ANYONE delivering ME a race bike to a track :D

ManDownUnder
29th May 2006, 11:48
When a woman wears leather clothing, A mans heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why????




Because She Smells Like A New Ute...

If the implication is that you want to get in and drive fast...

well... I don't know that I disagree...
MDU

Coyote
29th May 2006, 17:45
But wouldn't it be so much nicer to have a chick in leathers deliver your race bike to the track? :blip:

Yes. One can dream