Remedies

[BuFfY]

Due to the fact that I feel shite tonight for no reason that I can think of... I thought it may be a good idea to make a thread about remedies for specific 'feelings'.

So if you have any really good remedies... relating to anything at all.. this is where to post them!

I figured we help each other out with all other aspects of our lives... why not our health!!

Thanks in advance!!

[metric]

when "angry" a good remedy is to hit a punching bag... repeatedly until anger has dissipated

going for a run can be good too

[Hitcher]

I have found, through an exhaustive scientific analysis, that the cure for horniness is the same as that for randiness.

[cowpoos]

tui!!! is a mirical cure for everything...name something...and I'll explain how tui can cure it!

[Sniper]

A strong alcholic drink will always clear your head a help uncover major breakthroughs

[nadroj]

when "angry" a good remedy is to hit a punching bag... repeatedly until anger has dissipated

going for a run can be good too

Jelly crystals are good for 'runs'.

[metric]

Jelly crystals are good for 'runs'.

no shit?

:nya:

[BuFfY]

I was actually serious about this thread!

[Hitcher]

I was actually serious about this thread!
Let that be a lesson to you!

It may help if you were more forthcoming with the "feelings" that were troubling you (My real name is Dr Phil).

[BuFfY]

Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, hangovers... that sorta thing!!

[cowpoos]

Let that be a lesson to you!

It may help if you were more forthcoming with the "feelings" that were troubling you (My real name is Dr Phil).
errr DR phil....why is it the females always larf at my advances?? is it my punctuation?

[cowpoos]

Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, hangovers... that sorta thing!!
aaahhh.....easy....drink less and hav more sex....!!!

[yungatart]

Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, hangovers... that sorta thing!!
Headaches- masturbation relieves them.. so I'm told
Athletes foot, chillblains and warts can all be relieved by painting the affected area with Tea Tree oil-don't use synthetic stuff - it has to be pure
Tea tree is also good for cuts, grazes, mouth ulcers and sore throats -use as a gargle
lavendar oil relieves sunburn, burns and insect stings and bites
Arnica for bruising
Voltaren helps period pain
Can't help with hangovers- never had one!

[BuFfY]

Mr Poos.. first you said to drink tui to solve everything.. then you said to drink less and have more sex... which is it!!

[Big Dave]

Marrying a registerd nurse worked for me.

[MSTRS]

Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, ... that sorta thing!!
YOU'RE PREGGERS!!!!!

[WINJA]

Ok... feelings: Headaches, sore tum tums, swolen foot, hangovers... that sorta thing!!
DID SOMEONE ASK YOU FOR A ROOT CAUSE WHEN I ASK A CHICK FOR A ROOT I GET HER TELLING ME THE SAME SYMPTOMS

[Ixion]

Swolen foot? Swolen foot??
What sort of booze gives you a swolen foot ? As for the rest of it, eat more curry. Stronger curry.

[Mental Trousers]

Sex cures everything. Except STD's.

[BuFfY]

I was just giving a few examples that popped into my head!! I am sure there are heaps more things that people know remedies for!

[BuFfY]

YOU'RE PREGGERS!!!!!

Shit I hope not!

[paturoa]

what about hic-ups after too much whisky??

Nothing works for me other than more whisky, then some how they turn into snoring...

[BuFfY]

what about hic-ups after too much whisky??

Nothing works for me other than more whisky, then some how they turn into snoring...

Hold your breath and swallow three times.... or distract yourself with something else. People say that getting a fright works but you normally say "hey give me a fright" so you know it is coming!!

[Ixion]

There are only 5 remedies known, for everything. Sex, beer, curry, A BLOODY HEAVY HAMMER and going for a ride. If none of these work, it's incurable. (apart perhaps from chopping it off, which may be reagarded as a subset of the BLOODY HEAVY HAMMER)

[cowpoos]

Mr Poos.. first you said to drink tui to solve everything.. then you said to drink less and have more sex... which is it!!
sorri luv...I'm too drunk to make sense of what I said right now!!!

[paturoa]

There are only 5 remedies known, for everything. Sex, beer, curry, A BLOODY HEAVY HAMMER and going for a ride. If none of these work, it's incurable. (apart perhaps from chopping it off, which may be reagarded as a subset of the BLOODY HEAVY HAMMER)


hmmmm, after too much whisky sex is out, beer is boring, curry sounds good, not sure about a hammer and definetly not a ride!

So curry it is!

[Ixion]

It definately cures hiccoughs.

[paturoa]

It definately cures hiccoughs.

Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?

[Edbear]

Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?




Money!:yes:

[chanceyy]

Malt vinegar is really good for itchy bites, smell goes as soon as it dries.

as for colds, found immunofort is fantastic .. double up the doses for a few days and it seems to stop it in its tracks

as sex releases endorphins, yes its good for headaches etc .. natural relaxant.

[paturoa]

Money!:yes:

does that just get me chicks or fix the other stuff too?

[Skyryder]

Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?

More masterbation until you go blind. Then you can't see yourself and you're cured.

Skyryder

[paturoa]

More masterbation until you go blind. Then you can't see yourself and you're cured.

Skyryder


how do you think i got the glasses in the first place? Besides if whisky rules out sex, then the other is out too!

[Eurodave]

Accordind to Chris Rock....'ROBITUSSEN' (sp?) cures everything.....right?

[BuFfY]

Malt vinegar is really good for itchy bites, smell goes as soon as it dries.

as for colds, found immunofort is fantastic .. double up the doses for a few days and it seems to stop it in its tracks

as sex releases endorphins, yes its good for headaches etc .. natural relaxant.

Oh my god don't tell the guys that!! Women have been using that excuse for years to get out of sex!! I never have... but think of your fellow women!!

[APPLE]

Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?
''Viagara''

[Eurodave]

Whats the remedy for being a fat, balding, middle aged white guy with glasses?


An 18 yr old nympho girlfriend

[paturoa]

''Viagara''

Viagra solves my eyesight problem! cool I'll have to tell the missus that!

[WINJA]

Viagra solves my eyesight problem! cool I'll have to tell the missus that!
YOU CAN GET THEM IN EYE DROPS , THEY DONT HELP WITH THE IMPOTENCE BUT THEY MAKE YA LOOK REAL FUCKEN HARD

[paturoa]

lol - now thats good!

[Hitcher]

errr DR phil....why is it the females always larf at my advances?? is it my punctuation?
You should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
You should be so lucky in love
You should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
You should be so lucky in love

[oldrider]

Shit BuFfy, I didn't expect you to get so many serious replies to your thread, you done good! Real good! :first: lol.really funny stuff here.

[Madness]

I suffered from a strain of dermatitis for several years and tried all sorts of remedies. Until I visited a Chinese tradtional medicine shop (Cuba Mall Left Bank) I had all but given up hope. Three weeks of soaking by affected "bits" in a Boric-Acid solution, all was fixed.

Oh, and once I got Clamhidya in my eyes............ I looked at a bad one once. (True) Western medicine fixed that one once I got an STD test done on my eyeballs.

[Big Dave]

You should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
You should be so lucky in love
You should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
You should be so lucky in love



Dancing with the stars and now Kylie - mrs hitcher where is your husband?

[Pixie]

when "angry" a good remedy is to hit a punching bag... repeatedly until anger has dissipated

going for a run can be good too
'tis more satisfying to hit the cause of the angry feeling

[Edbear]

'tis more satisfying to hit the cause of the angry feeling



Unless, of course, said cause is rather bigger than you...:doobey:

[u4ea]

one for the girls...........and the boys who suffer in their wrath.:nya: .............ginger is great for "that time o month".relaxes the pelvic muscles and releives the pain.best way i found is to make a cup of lemon tea and stir in a teaspoon of ginger.sugar to taste...................:innocent:

[Fishy]

Sex is normally the best cure for most things :devil2: for everything else there's Master Card :blip:

[Nitzer]

Sex is normally the best cure for most things :devil2: for everything else there's Master Card :blip:

Sadly I have to use my Mastercard to get sex

[cowpoos]

You should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
You should be so lucky in love
You should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
You should be so lucky in love
in my imagination....

[Winston001]

At the risk of being too serious - a cure for anger.

Well, not exactly cure 'cos I still get that red vision when my kids totally ignore me.

But the key to anger is to recognise that it comes from within yourself. You cannot buy anger, be infected with it, or receive it from someone else. Naturally we think other people "make" us angry but in fact it is an emotion which we produce within our brains.

The problem with anger is that it gives someone else control over our feelings. It gives power to another person.

If you can realise that the person/situation is causing your angry feelings, you can then decide they aren't worth it, and the pressure just goes away. Then you can calmly and dispassionately deal with them.

[Edbear]

At the risk of being too serious - a cure for anger.

Well, not exactly cure 'cos I still get that red vision when my kids totally ignore me.

But the key to anger is to recognise that it comes from within yourself. You cannot buy anger, be infected with it, or receive it from someone else. Naturally we think other people "make" us angry but in fact it is an emotion which we produce within our brains.

The problem with anger is that it gives someone else control over our feelings. It gives power to another person.

If you can realise that the person/situation is causing your angry feelings, you can then decide they aren't worth it, and the pressure just goes away. Then you can calmly and dispassionately deal with them.




At the risk of being serious for second, I tend to agree. The only people who can upset me generally, are those whose opinion I care about! Otherwise I just think the other person has a problem. Has a lot to do with self esteem, though and not being defensive. Also for stress and depression, a good brisk walk in the bush does wonders!

[Beemer]

A meat pie works wonders for me - well, it did this morning anyway! And no, I didn't have a hangover from last night... it was from Friday and I still feel like shite! :sick: Never again, I'm going out with the BMWOR tomorrow night and I'm sticking to coke with my pizza!

[Lou Girardin]

A meat pie works wonders for me - well, it did this morning anyway! And no, I didn't have a hangover from last night...!

I did yesterday and the pie didn't work. It's usually a sure thing.
Damn Port hangovers, I felt like throwing up a few times going up SH16.
I was planning to flip the helmet open and share it with Finn and Pixie.
Why is it that when you open a bottle of port, the cap won't fit on again?

[yungatart]

Why is it that when you open a bottle of port, the cap won't fit on again?
Tis physics Lou, the same reason that a litre of milk in the container becomes about three gallons when spilt on to the floor

[u4ea]

indy ...............your a grott:gob:

[metric]

At the risk of being too serious - a cure for anger.

Well, not exactly cure 'cos I still get that red vision when my kids totally ignore me.

But the key to anger is to recognise that it comes from within yourself. You cannot buy anger, be infected with it, or receive it from someone else. Naturally we think other people "make" us angry but in fact it is an emotion which we produce within our brains.

The problem with anger is that it gives someone else control over our feelings. It gives power to another person.

If you can realise that the person/situation is causing your angry feelings, you can then decide they aren't worth it, and the pressure just goes away. Then you can calmly and dispassionately deal with them.

I know what you mean regarding red vision... but thanks. never thought about it from that perspective.

will try and remember to look within next time I'm really pissed & wanting to vent etc