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The_Dover
30th May 2006, 11:35
I want to know why they didn't just chop her up and take a couple of stabs at it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/5027008.stm

bugjuice
30th May 2006, 11:49
she'd burn like a candle for ages..

The_Dover
30th May 2006, 11:56
skin her and sell her to the japs.

Colapop
30th May 2006, 11:56
Instead of cremating her they could have just cooked her slowly for awhile and rendered the fat off then cremated her. She would have been of far more use that way. They could have even converted that fat to biofuel - and powered a boat!

Big Dave
30th May 2006, 11:59
I just imagined what that would smell like - thanks not.

Karma
30th May 2006, 12:02
"When people die you expect they must have respect and we're not getting this.

"It's really upsetting."

They mean like the respect the woman had for herself?

People have gotta understand that being bigger means you exclude yourself from certain things... I can't go on the teacup rides at funfairs anymore, but I ain't gonna sue for it...

boomer
30th May 2006, 12:39
I want to know why they didn't just chop her up and take a couple of stabs at it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/5027008.stm


take heed pie boy!!!

GR81
30th May 2006, 13:35
could make soap? :O

Fishy
30th May 2006, 13:54
Should have called upon the services of Mr Muscle to help lose weight!.....

Sorry if these pics offend anyone who doesn't like pron.

The_Dover
30th May 2006, 14:02
take heed pie boy!!!

Coming from Vodafone's chief chair warmer and caltex sponsored pie muncher!!

Just as well singing your old hits is such an aerobic work out eh Bjorn?

bugjuice
30th May 2006, 14:27
Should have called upon the services of Mr Muscle to help lose weight!.....

Sorry if these pics offend anyone who doesn't like pron.
bloody hell.. so that's what the Michelin man looks like naked..
I guess you wouldn't even need to find the 'right' hole, just pick a slit.. :sick:

Fishy
30th May 2006, 14:30
Yep thats right folks...... the michelin man is actually a woman!. Well not that you can really tell from the pics?... Hymaphrodite maybe? :sick:

Switch
30th May 2006, 15:15
eeeewwww :sick: :nono: Fishslayer wtf lol

The_Dover
30th May 2006, 15:21
That's not mr muscle, that's Mr Poo's.

The Wairarapa's finest.

boomer
30th May 2006, 19:05
Coming from Vodafone's chief chair warmer and caltex sponsored pie muncher!!

Just as well singing your old hits is such an aerobic work out eh Bjorn?


the writings on the wall fat boy.. be warned!!!! :sick:

Big Dave
30th May 2006, 19:15
Sorry if these pics offend anyone who doesn't like pron.

Good word - it sure ain't porn. it's just sad.

paturoa
30th May 2006, 19:32
if she was cremated would that make her a hot chick?

R6_kid
31st May 2006, 20:08
i remember seeing a thing on discovery channel that a 70kg pig burnt for 22hours or something... temps got up to something like 400deg celcius, enough for spontaneous combustion.

Not sure on the conversion of stone - kg, but i'd say she'd be burning for a few days atleast.

As for the family complaining, get over it. If she dont fit she dont fit, her fault for being a way past fat, bitch.

Karma
31st May 2006, 20:25
22stone is rougly 140odd kgs give or take

diggydog
31st May 2006, 21:16
skin her and sell her to the japs.
would that be a water buffalo or a whale meat:blip:

vixter
1st June 2006, 07:52
i remember seeing a thing on discovery channel that a 70kg pig burnt for 22hours or something... temps got up to something like 400deg celcius, enough for spontaneous combustion.

Not sure on the conversion of stone - kg, but i'd say she'd be burning for a few days atleast.

As for the family complaining, get over it. If she dont fit she dont fit, her fault for being a way past fat, bitch.

you need to get out more