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sAsLEX
1st June 2006, 10:09
After the whinge from the Aussy team does anyone know the regs for getting in tothe Maori team?

I find it funny that he mentions that why are there Gingers and blondes on the team, well maybe this is as the Maoris were not the only ones here when they claim and that infact there was a Nordic people here.

Colapop
1st June 2006, 10:10
...and you don't see us complaining about land rights!

sAsLEX
1st June 2006, 10:13
...and you don't see us complaining about land rights!

Dont see many Morioris (however you spell that) complaining either!

Colapop
1st June 2006, 10:14
That's coz the Maori's ate them all....

Jonty
1st June 2006, 10:28
After the whinge from the Aussy team does anyone know the regs for getting in tothe Maori team?

I find it funny that he mentions that why are there Gingers and blondes on the team, well maybe this is as the Maoris were not the only ones here when they claim and that infact there was a Nordic people here.

Well you can get on the Maori electrol roll if your not one:yes:

Maybe it is like age - you are a Maori if you feel like a Maori

Finn
1st June 2006, 10:31
Dont see many Morioris (however you spell that) complaining either!

Mmmmmm Morioris, yummy.

Lou Girardin
1st June 2006, 13:01
Would you like moa chips with your moriori?
With a native pigeon jus, perhaps.

Biohazard
1st June 2006, 13:10
Mmmmmm Morioris, yummy.

Don't they taste like Jelly Babies ????

Indiana_Jones
1st June 2006, 13:11
You can be a Maori when you want:

Be on the Maori team
Want benefit
Want a special scholarship

-Indy

ManDownUnder
1st June 2006, 13:20
Would you like moa chips with your moriori?
With a native pigeon jus, perhaps.

Lou please - that's not very eco aware of you. You start eating the pigeons like that and you'll end up with them on the endangered list....

Hitcher
1st June 2006, 13:22
It's probably the wrong thread, but Ginga rugby players need to play somewhere...

madboy
1st June 2006, 13:23
Indy forgot to mention when you want some valuable land without working your ass off for 25 years like most people do to pay for it.

The_Dover
1st June 2006, 13:30
It's probably the wrong thread, but Ginga rugby players need to play somewhere...

Taranaki is the place for them.

Hitcher
1st June 2006, 13:35
Taranaki is the place for them.
Strike two.

Lou Girardin
1st June 2006, 13:37
Lou please - that's not very eco aware of you. You start eating the pigeons like that and you'll end up with them on the endangered list....

Apparently it's OK if you're near the end of your days and you want one last taste of pigeon before you kark it.
Natures conservationists, my arse.

popelli
1st June 2006, 18:02
Well you can get on the Maori electrol roll if your not one:yes:




no problem just tick the box and presto you are on the roll

still waiting for the handouts

think they only go to the tribel elite