To the Asshole on the green ZX6R....

[BarBender]

....wearing a black rain jacket and light brown chinos heading north on the Southern Motorway and who got off at the Khyber Pass off ramp at about 4:45pm...

Hey Shit for Brains...

You must think your the real deal overtaking cars on the carriage way and then buzzing fellow bikers just so you can show us all how cool your bike is and how big your gonads are... You missed me by centimetres you fuckwit!

You wanna piss around with people lives? Start with your own family. My kids need their Dad.

[madboy]

Shit I'm glad mine's not green anymore...

[Insanity_rules]

Man put some people on a good bike and they think they can do no wrong. You need to be aware, killin your 2 wheel bro's aint gonna make you popular!

[Mr. Peanut]

He's going to read this, and take a good hard look at himself.

Yeah Right.

:beer:

[Buster]

But his bike is bigger than yours so its his duty to give you the learn... Sounds like a bit of a dweeb. Its probably a good thing you didnt catch him barbender because i can just picture you breaking the bike over his head!:gob:

[BarBender]

He's going to read this, and take a good hard look at himself.:


I'm not asking for a miracle.
Just wanting this guy to what he does with his own kin.

[NhuanH]

....wearing a black rain jacket and light brown chinos heading north on the Southern Motorway and who got off at the Khyber Pass off ramp at about 4:45pm...

Hey Shit for Brains...

You must think your the real deal overtaking cars on the carriage way and then buzzing fellow bikers just so you can show us all how cool your bike is and how big your gonads are... You missed me by centimetres you fuckwit!
Would the real Kawagreen please stand up, please stand up...

I've always thought you were an aerosole, this just confirms it. When are you gonna start thinking about your safety and others when in that puke green cockpit? Wanker.

[Lord Derosso]

Glad you are OK. Frighting experience and unfortunely some riders give up because of the donkey asses, but rest assured they often dont get to breed. You are right to be angry but whilst riding, especially on motorways, I find you need to be aware just as much about whats happening behind you then in front. That doesnt say that I am not always aware of whats happening 400 metres in front of me, its just that because I keep to very safe following distances, allowing me time to stop or move out of the way of events, I also know its likely some clown will try and use my space to get to the #1 spot. Its human nature. Accordingly, I use both mirrors constantly to review ALL of my options at any time, hence I move over and let the idiots get pass me. You dont ride bikes for 36 years without learning basic survival skills and that you dont win if some anal retard hits you from the rear at open road speeds.

Did you see him/her coming??

[2_SL0]

Bartender, Im sorry, I took one look at your bike and became insanely jealous. The only way I could demonstate my superiority was a handful of trully amazing lane splitting maneuvers.
Nhuanh, go and undertake someone else, I found him first. :wait:

[Sniper]

But the fact that he didnt clip you shows true skills in bike handeling (Im taking the piss)

Pretty shitty when that happens mate, I know, I have been there.

[sugilite]

He does not deserve to ride green, bust him down to a honda I say, that will learn him of his ways, he will be a bland brainless robot in no time :wait:
Kidding, well sort off lol

Seriously, what a pillock :nono:

[MattRSK]

Whats the point in rewarding him with a honda?

[750Y]

Would the real Kawagreen please stand up, please stand up...

I've always thought you were an aerosole, this just confirms it. When are you gonna start thinking about your safety and others when in that puke green cockpit? Wanker.

is it the guy with the pink handbag?

[Lord Derosso]

I bid $1 trillion skincell dollars for a leather suit made out of the idiots skin....if anyone can recover it from the upcoming slick on the offalway.......

[skidMark]

grab it off him hit somebody over the head with the pink handbag then sell it on trademe for $22,800

[Gremlin]

mmmm, glad mine ain't a 6... and I was leaving town earlier than that, and didn't get off at Khyber Pass earlier in the day either.... err... why did I need to deny everything?? :innocent:

I always try to give heaps of extra room to bikes, because at any second, they might start splitting too.

Khyber Pass is very busy too, normally try to match traffic speed to avoid problems with cars not seeing me even more, and get into the far left lane as quick as possible, normally swapping places with some car trying to get out.

[N4CR]

Khyber Pass is very busy too, normally try to match traffic speed to avoid problems with cars not seeing me even more, and get into the far left lane as quick as possible, normally swapping places with some car trying to get out.

Or is that just because that portaloo on wheels cannot fit between the cages when the lanes narrow? Split split split!!! Or 'crunch crunch crunch' in your case.
:blip: :nya:

[Gremlin]

Split split split!!!
been there, done that :nya:

Or 'crunch crunch crunch' in your case.
err... done that too :Oops:

There are some gaps that you really shouldn't have tried to get through some times... but I still got through... poor pipe has a few scrapes along it, from the odd little rub. :innocent:

[BarBender]

Did you see him/her coming??

I didnt see him coming at all....I was on the extreme right lane heading north going past Market Road.... there was a Mondeo behind me with one of my mates behind the car....(Four of us had just come back on a ride from Kaiaua).

Mate got a good view of him jumping from the middle lane to get in between him and the car...He then overtook the car on the right (on the pink strip) and then shot back across my bows to get back on the motorway.

Was pretty busy at that time and as youve suggested I was checking the morrors and any bike behind me I would have assumed was one of the Boyz....had the plugs in so I didnt hear him coming from behind either...

Normally I wouldnt have been so f$%ed off about it...but I was veering the bike to the right of the lane to avoid some truck rubber...

Shit it was close!

[Drew]

But his bike is bigger than yours so its his duty to give you the learn... Sounds like a bit of a dweeb. Its probably a good thing you didnt catch him barbender because i can just picture you breaking the bike over his head!:gob:
Aint this kinda similar, to what MADBOY asked if it made him a tosser?

And some of you told him he wasn't

[JimO]

many many years ago my wife and i were touring the south island on my old Z1R and were heading from the west coast to ChCh we were humming alond at around 160 ks when a new ninja (they had just come on the market) went past at about 180 i hadnt spotted him in the mirrors he was about 2 feet away from me. i nearly jumped off the bike i got such a huge fright

[Madness]

Sounds like the Ninja Death Squad to me.........

[SlowHand]

I always thought Ninya riders were ass jockeys. But I thought better of you Mr KawaGreen. I am dissapointed.. you barstool.

[Karma]

I always thought Ninya riders were ass jockeys.

You wish mate...

And what are you riding at the moment anyways... (other than the neighbours dog) :gob:

[Madness]

I have tried to be an ARSE jockey for years now.

Sometimes I wish she was more adventurous.:blip:

[Karma]

Sometimes I wish she was more adventurous.:blip:

Sorry mate... once you've had weasel you'll never go back...

[SlowHand]

You wish mate...

And what are you riding at the moment anyways... (other than the neighbours dog) :gob:

dude, you cant be an ass jockey, you fail the fitness test


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[Karma]

Oh man, I wish I was that skinny and had hair that cool... you flatter me.

[IronicCapers]

Its the guy in between the two front guys that worries me.
Look at him. Look at him about to do something. When he does its gonna be good. Real good you can tell it in their eyes

[boomer]

Oh man, I wish I was that skinny and had hair that cool... you flatter me.

it's your lucky nite bro.. go straight to the 'Fancy a shag" line....! :blip:

[Kornholio]

Gotta love the bowl cut......

Nice sig Boomer :D

[Karma]

it's your lucky nite bro.. go straight to the 'Fancy a shag" line....! :blip:

Is that an invitation?

You gonna bring the other three?

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[IronicCapers]

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