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    To the Asshole on the green ZX6R....

    ....wearing a black rain jacket and light brown chinos heading north on the Southern Motorway and who got off at the Khyber Pass off ramp at about 4:45pm...

    Hey Shit for Brains...

    You must think your the real deal overtaking cars on the carriage way and then buzzing fellow bikers just so you can show us all how cool your bike is and how big your gonads are... You missed me by centimetres you fuckwit!

    You wanna piss around with people lives? Start with your own family. My kids need their Dad.

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    Shit I'm glad mine's not green anymore...
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    Man put some people on a good bike and they think they can do no wrong. You need to be aware, killin your 2 wheel bro's aint gonna make you popular!
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    Red face

    He's going to read this, and take a good hard look at himself.

    Yeah Right.


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    But his bike is bigger than yours so its his duty to give you the learn... Sounds like a bit of a dweeb. Its probably a good thing you didnt catch him barbender because i can just picture you breaking the bike over his head!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPeanut
    He's going to read this, and take a good hard look at himself.:

    I'm not asking for a miracle.
    Just wanting this guy to what he does with his own kin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarBender
    ....wearing a black rain jacket and light brown chinos heading north on the Southern Motorway and who got off at the Khyber Pass off ramp at about 4:45pm...

    Hey Shit for Brains...

    You must think your the real deal overtaking cars on the carriage way and then buzzing fellow bikers just so you can show us all how cool your bike is and how big your gonads are... You missed me by centimetres you fuckwit!
    Would the real Kawagreen please stand up, please stand up...

    I've always thought you were an aerosole, this just confirms it. When are you gonna start thinking about your safety and others when in that puke green cockpit? Wanker.
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    Glad you are OK. Frighting experience and unfortunely some riders give up because of the donkey asses, but rest assured they often dont get to breed. You are right to be angry but whilst riding, especially on motorways, I find you need to be aware just as much about whats happening behind you then in front. That doesnt say that I am not always aware of whats happening 400 metres in front of me, its just that because I keep to very safe following distances, allowing me time to stop or move out of the way of events, I also know its likely some clown will try and use my space to get to the #1 spot. Its human nature. Accordingly, I use both mirrors constantly to review ALL of my options at any time, hence I move over and let the idiots get pass me. You dont ride bikes for 36 years without learning basic survival skills and that you dont win if some anal retard hits you from the rear at open road speeds.

    Did you see him/her coming??
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    Bartender, Im sorry, I took one look at your bike and became insanely jealous. The only way I could demonstate my superiority was a handful of trully amazing lane splitting maneuvers.
    Nhuanh, go and undertake someone else, I found him first.
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    But the fact that he didnt clip you shows true skills in bike handeling (Im taking the piss)

    Pretty shitty when that happens mate, I know, I have been there.
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    He does not deserve to ride green, bust him down to a honda I say, that will learn him of his ways, he will be a bland brainless robot in no time
    Kidding, well sort off lol

    Seriously, what a pillock

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    Whats the point in rewarding him with a honda?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NhuanH
    Would the real Kawagreen please stand up, please stand up...

    I've always thought you were an aerosole, this just confirms it. When are you gonna start thinking about your safety and others when in that puke green cockpit? Wanker.
    is it the guy with the pink handbag?
    ..it's another red light nightmare..

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    I bid $1 trillion skincell dollars for a leather suit made out of the idiots skin....if anyone can recover it from the upcoming slick on the offalway.......
    Then came the day when cages were confined to zoos.. and the bipedals ruled the earth again.. Tu@ advt # 666 Return of the beasties

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    grab it off him hit somebody over the head with the pink handbag then sell it on trademe for $22,800

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