Cook me some eggs?

[Lazy7]

felt like a big breakfast this morning and there is this place up in parnel that has this big sign on the door - BEST SCRAMBLED EGGS IN THE WORLD

So i have always been meaning to try it out.

So i walk in - see on the menu they have a "works" type breakfast so i order it with a cup of coffee and a glass of OJ.

great way to start the day.

anyway - the breaky arrives and piled it was on the plate. I start getting into it. so good. coffee is great.

Its got those little creamy mushrooms and yummy cubbed fried potatoes... and the eggs are bloody good piled up on some really good toast. and its got fried tomatoes and some yummy greens

and its..

wait..

what?

what the???

no bacon? must be hidding under the toast... no? no bacon. and.. no sausages?

okay - whats going on.

look up at the menu. big breakfast.... NO MEAT. um. i look around...

see a lesbian hippy couple enjoying some weatgrass in the corner - and another decided homosexual young guy having a cup of coffee and reading a metrosexual magazine...

something is fishy...

the words Organic are plastered all over the place...

Oh My God. i am eating breakfast in a vegan cafe.

what have i done???... :sick:

[diggydog]

That's a bit tough mate no sausages and bacon, next time you would probably read the whole menu.looking so forward to brekky and then to be disapointed.

[Ixion]

I thought vegans weren't allowed eggs? But I'm no expert, as an unrepentant carnivore I studiously ignore anything foodly that does not involve pieces of animal tissue

[Lazy7]

serves me right for paying too much attention to the chick behind the counter.

i duly ate the breakfast.

she bought me a free coffee

i left with her phone number so wasn't too bad.

but still - no bacon?? what the fuck. honestly.

[apteryx_haasti]

what have i done???... :sick:

MAde me laugh out loud - that's what!

Thanks for that!

[sunhuntin]

ive been a vege since i was 17, and only just started eating fish again a few months ago. found a bone in mine last night...nearly threw up. thinking on giving up fish again.

[Finn]

Ha, ha! Similar thing happended to me on Pons road. Went into a cafe and was staring at the menu board for some time thinking that something was missing. After a while I noted there was no bacon. I asked "Where's the bacon?" They replied with a smirk, "We're Jewish". I replied "Well I'm not, I want bacon - see yah"

Dumbasses.

[Mental Trousers]

i left with her phone number so wasn't too bad.

Yeah but does she like the sausage??


ive been a vege since i was 17, and only just started eating fish again a few months ago. found a bone in mine last night...nearly threw up. thinking on giving up fish again.

Don't do it!! As the top predator it is our place to eat those lower down the food chain. If we weren't meant to eat meat then we wouldn't have guns and knives!!

[Pixie]

where's the beef?

[Grahameeboy]

I thought vegans weren't allowed eggs? But I'm no expert, as an unrepentant carnivore I studiously ignore anything foodly that does not involve pieces of animal tissue

or wear leather shoes etc........trub is that being a Vegan is often a fashion thing..........like "I am a vege, I only eat Chicken" yeah right!!

[Joni]

like "I am a vege, I only eat Chicken" yeah right!!Yeah I agree that irritates me too, when they say that to me being the polite young lady I am I always say "bullshit":shutup: and yes you are right Ixion no eggs either.

It was how I was brought up... I ate my first steak at 22.... aaaahhh yum!

[Grahameeboy]

Yeah I agree that irritates me too, when they say that to me being the polite young lady I am I always say "bullshit":shutup: and yes you are right Ixion no eggs either.

It was how I was brought up... I ate my first steak at 22.... aaaahhh yum!

I was a 100% vege for 20 years until my ex-wife was pregnant and she wanted to boos her nutritian I just did it for health reason so was happy to compromises....have not eaten red meat though for 20 years though......

[Joni]

Yeah - its hard to change life habits like that.... I sometimes cant face red meat for a while. But I will admit I love a good steak now and then.... my mother is horrified! :blah:

[Grahameeboy]

Yeah - its hard to change life habits like that.... I sometimes cant face red meat for a while. But I will admit I love a good steak now and then.... my mother is horrified! :blah:

Yeah only prob with being a vege is that you have to move around in the shower to get wet!!!!

[Phurrball]

Can't say I have that shower problem GB!

Sounds like a great place for breakky! Always pleasant to go somewhere and know you can pick anything off the menu and not worry about the presence of carcass! But each to their own eh?

[Jantar]

A meal isn't a meal unless there is part of a dead animal on the plate. :laugh:

[Timber020]

serves me right for paying too much attention to the chick behind the counter.

i duly ate the breakfast.

she bought me a free coffee

i left with her phone number so wasn't too bad..


She probably wont want anything to do with your meat either:nya:

[Karma]

see a lesbian hippy couple enjoying some weatgrass in the corner - and another decided homosexual young guy having a cup of coffee and reading a metrosexual magazine...

hey!

i was waiting for the lezzas to get it on... :blip:

[Madness]

I frequent a local Curry establishment on occasion, much to the displeasure of Mrs MAX. One night I was waiting patiently for my Tandoori Chicken when a young drunk guy came in, scanned the menu and asked "where's the Beef?" The proprietor was shocked that somebody actually wanted to eat some meat of the sacred beast.

The young fella went next door to the Chinese takeaway. God only knows what he ate from there in the end??