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Firefight
15th June 2006, 08:56
sent to me this am.




A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine. Since
the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into
the equipment, turned the switch on and
everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with
much more pleasure than his wife did.
When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the instrument. He read the manual but didn't find
any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument,
but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the
supplier's Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a
milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't
worry," replied the customer service rep,
The machine will release automatically once it's collected
two gallons."




Firefight.....:nono:

NC
15th June 2006, 09:24
Ew........

Str8 Jacket
15th June 2006, 09:28
Bet he wished that it had an 'emergency release' button!

cowboy
15th June 2006, 09:30
Thats why I dont drink milk!! hehehe:puke:

Finn
15th June 2006, 09:30
So that's how they produce milk with extra cream.

Str8 Jacket
15th June 2006, 09:31
So that's how they produce milk with extra cream.

and protein...

Finn
15th June 2006, 09:32
and protein...

Cum again?

Str8 Jacket
15th June 2006, 09:34
Cum again?

Think that he was wishing he could.... and again... and again.

WRT
15th June 2006, 09:43
Not neccesarily, he could just start drinking water, lots and lots of water . . .

cowpoos
15th June 2006, 09:50
Not neccesarily, he could just start drinking water, lots and lots of water . . .
still can't piss with a boner!

PuppetMaster
15th June 2006, 12:13
haha. nasty.

Anyone see the article on 3 news last night about the Bull semen extractor they were showing at the feild days, a huge hit at the show.

Finn
15th June 2006, 12:16
still can't piss with a boner!

Can't you?

Sniper
15th June 2006, 12:23
Contains 15 essential vitimans and minerals

ManDownUnder
15th June 2006, 12:25
WHOA HANG ON.... that guy just got an excuse to install a video, tv and rent porn for 3 days...

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM???

Riff Raff
15th June 2006, 13:21
So this is a true story about Cowpoos?

cowpoos
15th June 2006, 13:43
So this is a true story about Cowpoos?
nah....I hav old milking machines luv....I can handle messing with my fertility...not my erectability...lol


I would seriously be interested to know if anyones herd of someone doing that though....and 42Kpa you'ld hav no blood left in your torso....surely!

placidfemme
15th June 2006, 14:20
WHOA HANG ON.... that guy just got an excuse to install a video, tv and rent porn for 3 days...

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM???

lol the problem is calling someone to bring the tv, Porn and VCR/DVD player into the barn... haha

ManDownUnder
15th June 2006, 14:34
nah....I hav old milking machines luv....I can handle messing with my fertility...not my erectability...lol


I would seriously be interested to know if anyones herd of someone doing that though....and 42Kpa you'ld hav no blood left in your torso....surely!

I'd love to know of anyone CAPABLE of doing that... a winky the thickness of your finger... I mean really.. what'd be the point?

"is it in? - oh... you're done? best you head off home then!" :scooter:

Two Smoker
15th June 2006, 14:46
a winky the thickness of your finger...

This is why cowpoos thinks there is a slight possibility...