View Full Version : Ketzal's little adventure.. his first bike story.
N4CR
29th June 2006, 00:07
Of course he dishonours kawasaki by getting a ZXR250A... sigh...
Seen him round and about on a 05 cbr600rr and an 05 zx10r since.
After reading the part about him 'blasting bikes' in the twisties I laughed - he couldn't pass hdt_boy (in a 1300corona) on sh16 on a 600rr. :lol: Ah well.. seen him in kaukop a few times. Last time was behind a corona. Muahahaahahah!
Ah well at least he has seen the light eh!
PDF HERE:
http://www.highoctane.co.nz/site_resources/library/PDF.pdf
Wonder if he will eventually ever find his way on here? Would be interesting. If I see him again somewhere I'll tell him.
And yeah just been a little bit too busy to post on here lately, so enjoy the read and I'll see you buggers on some rides (I have money again - wow).
HDTboy
29th June 2006, 10:28
it was a 1200 corolla man
Fishy
29th June 2006, 11:18
I think the ZX10 belonged to Mt Edens, Pretzal got a loan of one in return for a bit of advertising I think.
He looked like such a gimp in Mt Edens, I was talking to Mike and Pretzal was just sitting on the bikes in the showroom with one foot up on the peg and his arms folded with that "I'm the man" look on his face.
And I hate the way he compares bikes to cars in his vids, the cars are so highly modded and the bikes are normally stock apart from and end can and he goes on about the car being quicker!, stupid twat.
Sniper
29th June 2006, 11:25
And I hate the way he compares bikes to cars in his vids, the cars are so highly modded and the bikes are normally stock apart from and end can and he goes on about the car being quicker!, stupid twat.
He needs to meet ghostrider and race around a bit....
Fishy
29th June 2006, 11:31
it was a 1200 corolla man
If he can't pass a Corolla, then how the hell does he think he was smoking litre bikes through Miranda? He must have been asleep and dreaming about it the homo!.
Fishy
29th June 2006, 11:33
He needs to meet ghostrider and race around a bit....
Damn straight bro!. On GR's 500HP busa. Bye bye Mr Supra!.
HDTboy
29th June 2006, 12:38
After reading that, I'm glad I've never owned a ZXR250
imdying
29th June 2006, 15:38
Awww, don't believe all you read. ZXR250s are totally gutless to be sure, but they're bloody good fun to ride. Power ain't the only road to happiness :yes:
Fishy
29th June 2006, 15:44
Awww, don't believe all you read. ZXR250s are totally gutless to be sure, but they're bloody good fun to ride. Power ain't the only road to happiness :yes:
Yep totally agree with ya there.
That guy Ketzal though is just a complete tosser.
gamgee
29th June 2006, 16:00
why does everyone hate him so much?? I think the posts above might scare him off posting here
Sniper
29th June 2006, 16:01
why does everyone hate him so much?? I think the posts above might scare him off posting here
You watched any of the High Octane series? That guy is a loon and in all honesty I think it would take alot to stop him posting on here, lets hope he never finds us.
Fishy
29th June 2006, 16:07
why does everyone hate him so much?? I think the posts above might scare him off posting here
If you met him you would see that he is a total up himself posing tosser who thinks he is the man and always talks himself up.
I've seen him around a fair bit including in the gym, and he is even more of a poser in there.
gamgee
29th June 2006, 17:01
yeah i've got most of the high octane series, i thought most of it was for the camera tho, didn't realise someone could keep a pretty boy face talking like that in real life :gob:
HDTboy
29th June 2006, 17:24
Awww, don't believe all you read. ZXR250s are totally gutless to be sure, but they're bloody good fun to ride. Power ain't the only road to happiness :yes:
It was more who they're associated with than what they are. I used to have a CBR250RR which was basically the same bike as the ZXR
N4CR
29th June 2006, 18:19
It was more who they're associated with than what they are. I used to have a CBR250RR which was basically the same bike as the ZXR
Yeah even I'm feeling a little bad. Mabey it's just the A models attracting faggots like gareth_d and 'phenOIxr' etc.. might be it eh? :lol:
C model of course has a great reputation though, just cus I ride one. That zxr that carves the fuck up is me.. yeap it's a C model ;)
Oh gosh, I'm starting to sound like someone else now.. better stop eh?
ZeroIndex
29th June 2006, 18:34
haha, the dirtbike that smoked him was probably carver on his nxr125.. pretzal sux..
Mr. Peanut
29th June 2006, 20:58
:angry: KETZAL YOU TASTELESS WONDER :angry:
You drove me away from cars....
STAY AWAY FROM BIKES YOU RICERER! :angry2:
N4CR
29th June 2006, 21:11
haha, the dirtbike that smoked him was probably carver on his nxr125.. pretzal sux..
Nah it's a drz or xr whatever something like Rayzas bike.. DR650? Yep thats it. It's a motard anyway... seen it before around there and had a play with him in the wet. He ain't super quick but would give most squids a learning... not like you can push super hard in the wet anyway ;) He did some minter wheelies though!
STAY AWAY FROM BIKES YOU RICERER! :angry2:
Too late, peanus... ;)
R6_kid
29th June 2006, 23:11
would like to see ketzal vs texmo vs vtec vs n4cr from Coromandel to Whitianga. Front and rear mounted video on each bike.
Then ketzal could put the video on his next dvd, cut the start of it out where he gets pawned by the other three, and just pretend that he was so far in front he couldnt see them.
N4CR
29th June 2006, 23:41
would like to see ketzal vs texmo vs vtec vs n4cr from Coromandel to Whitianga. Front and rear mounted video on each bike.
Then ketzal could put the video on his next dvd, cut the start of it out where he gets pawned by the other three, and just pretend that he was so far in front he couldnt see them.
Lol! Give him a zx10r/zx14r and he might have a chance.. if he squids hard enough. Like I'm talking pins the friggen thing every chance he gets..
Mmmm corro loop, my fav twisites in the land reside there... will do it soon again ;) mabey we can get him to come on his latest plaything if we post on his forums... :nya:
Insanity_rules
30th June 2006, 06:59
Did you ever see that guys Toyota MR2? Talk about displaying the only taste you have is in your mouth. I like cars somewhat but that thing was an abomination.
gamgee
30th June 2006, 07:33
haha now that MR2 is something i do remember, I posted on his forums ripping off his hairdressers car, etc etc. as you can probably guess he didn't appreciate it, and kept editing my posts to say other things like how great the MR2 was.
qldzxr250a
30th June 2006, 07:43
bah anything other than the A series ZXR is for absolut posers more weight and barely more power.......fuck off the lot of u....:rockon:
R6_kid
30th June 2006, 11:08
what is his website? www.highoctane.co.nz ?
The_Dover
30th June 2006, 11:16
That dude looks even gayer than your average ZXR rider. And that is fucking gay. He also writes like a pre pubescent old school boy, what a fucking embarassment.
Mind you, did anyway else think he looks remarkably like our good friend GIXser??
vtec
30th June 2006, 23:32
Yeah I agree he's a little misguided with the direction he follows in terms of modification, but I appreciate his self deprecating humour. I think you have to have a big ego to do that kind of media work, but I give him 10 points for having enough ego to always take the piss out of himself.
All he needs to do, is stop bodykitting and stop painting (gay colours) the cars that he modify's, and then focus on performance of the cars, and actually do some cool tests, like say lap-times at a race track, and compare the different cars that way. I'm way more interested in circuit performance of cars than quartermile times. That's probably why I'm a Honda fan.
N4CR
30th June 2006, 23:52
I'm way more interested in circuit performance of cars than quartermile times. That's probably why I'm a Honda fan.
'Cus they suck at the 1/4's? ;) :lol:
Very nimble machines when set up well though.. give em that, heard of 'tegs doing very well in the corners but obviously loosing when it comes to getting power down and top end though...
Sorta like the 250's of the car world eh? Rev snotless but don't go anywhere. Shitty 1/4 times too.
Sigh...
Big Dave
1st July 2006, 00:58
'Cus they suck at the 1/4's? ;) :lol:
Very nimble machines when set up well though.. give em that, heard of 'tegs doing very well in the corners but obviously loosing when it comes to getting power down and top end though...
Sorta like the 250's of the car world eh? Rev snotless but don't go anywhere. Shitty 1/4 times too.
Sigh...
With age comes cubic centimeters - be patient.
With age comes cubic centimeters - be patient.
Yeah, I know... less than 2 months but I'll be keeping my 250 for weekend rides, I prefer it to all the bigger sportsbikes I have ridden so far... it's just what I want and all I need for the road.
Easily satisfied eh...
looking at getting into stunting with my second bike.. use it for stunting/commuting when it's not broken hehehe
'Cus they suck at the 1/4's? ;) :lol:
Very nimble machines when set up well though.. give em that, heard of 'tegs doing very well in the corners but obviously loosing when it comes to getting power down and top end though...
Sorta like the 250's of the car world eh? Rev snotless but don't go anywhere. Shitty 1/4 times too.
Sigh...
Well yeah, but they are the fastest non-turbo jappers out there. Including down the strip. Apart from the 350Z, and they're not too far behind that for a whole lot better gas mileage. Also, like their motorbikes, you can thrash them for well over 100,000k's with minimal reliability issues. Down the quarter, the fastest non-turbo hondas get into the 12's. But the (pretty much) standard one's like my '95 honda prelude do 14's. The turbo ones are no longer really what I'd consider Honda in essence. Because if you modify a car enough, you can generally get them to do what you want.
P.S. I just found out that my 95 prelude weighs a mere 1124kg with a 6'3" WOF testing guy in it. And I'm pretty sure that it puts out over 200hp at the crank. So, seeing as most people don't know this, that makes it a very underrated car. It took me years to realise just how sweet my little prelude is.
For a daily driver/sports/circuit car, I reckon Honda are the best value, most fun. I've owned a reasonably well modified Evo 4, and I find the Prelude is as much fun. Plus I like it how you get the power near the top of the rev range, as opposed to having a flat power curve from 3500rpm through to 7500rpm (as in my evo)
Cubic centimetres are for people who are trying to make up for lack of talent :P Nahh, I'd go for a bigger bike if I could afford it. Very poor at the moment. But the 250 is a lot of fun, I can ride it to its limits without putting myself in too much danger. Whereas on a 600, if I rode it to its limits, I'd be giving myself a lot more frights. So the 250 is good for keeping me alive while being a blast. I find it too hard to restrain my throttle hand.
But the 250 is a lot of fun, I can ride it to its limits without putting myself in too much danger. Whereas on a 600, if I rode it to its limits, I'd be giving myself a lot more frights. So the 250 is good for keeping me alive while being a blast. I find it too hard to restrain my throttle hand.
Same here hence why my 2nd bike which i'm going to get in a few months will be for stunting, not going fast. 250 will be for weekend rides..
1100kg is fuckin good for a car... impressive. They ain't made of much so don't stack it lol.
Have fun mr hondurrrr!
edit: do you know a chick called jessie?
hmmm. Yep, it's her 21'st party coming up this month. Do you know her too?... Childhood family friend.
Lou Girardin
4th July 2006, 08:48
What kind of poofter name is ketzal anyway. Could'nt his parents spell pretzel?
He's a fag. The peroxide hair is a dead give away but I'm sure he appeals to the smelly imbred punks that watch that show.
Sparky Bills
4th July 2006, 09:37
Typical car driver who realises that bikes are faster and cooler.
So all of a sudden, hes invinsible and nothing can touch him.
Have talked to him a few times... (while absolutly shitface), He seemed like a nice enough guy. (but i was shitface:innocent: )
When we started to take the piss out of all the tossers cruizing around in there fully tricked out corolla's, he joined in!
And even took the piss out of the other drunks coming up to him saying that hes a dick for modding an MR2. Was good to watch.
Im sure with a bit of time, he will settle down a bit and stop being such a tosser.
HDTboy
4th July 2006, 10:16
The funny thing is that the white corolla in question is as stock as a rock, even has the original wheels and a set of kellys on it
Lazy7
4th July 2006, 11:16
You cant give the guy too much of a hard time for the way he acts in the High Octane series.
It obivously sells - and just cause you lot think its gay doesn't mean anything. When was the last time a biker looked at a decal covered car and thought - wow - thats cool!
He's not a bad guy in person. the way he acts in front of a crowd I guess is just showmanship.
When was the last time a biker looked at a decal covered car and thought - wow - thats cool!
When I was 13. I also thought David Hasselhoff was cool.
Lazy7
4th July 2006, 11:22
When I was 13. I also thought David Hasselhoff was cool.
David Hasselhoff wasn't cool last year dude. :blip:
imdying
4th July 2006, 11:32
I also thought David Hasselhoff was cool.Dude, David Hasselhoff was cool! That talking car was a bit of a smart ass though, woulda like to see that get crushed...
imdying
4th July 2006, 11:37
Hmmm, can't picture a car having arse sex, your imagination is obviously a poor shadow of yours :lol:
R6_kid
4th July 2006, 11:40
Kit was gay for sure.
we talking the car or the queer looking guy on the 636?
Ha, ha. I mean who would have their photo taken and allow it to be printed in a biker mag? Homo.
imdying
4th July 2006, 11:49
Ok, so I lied, I can imagine it....
The funny thing is that the white corolla in question...
WHAT white corolla "in question", Tboy?!?
oh, the one YOU were driving, when YOU kept a learner rider behind you mentioned back in post #.....ONE!!! :blip:
wow,gettin' past Stroudy, keepin' Kretzal behind ya... you some kinda Surtees or summat? :nya:
Lou Girardin
4th July 2006, 12:35
Hmmm, can't picture a car having arse sex, your imagination is obviously a poor shadow of yours :lol:
Cars up here have arse sex all the time. Mainly when the traffic slows on the m/way.
Lou Girardin
4th July 2006, 12:36
Ha, ha. I mean who would have their photo taken and allow it to be printed in a biker mag? Homo.
Yeah, what is it with that?
After all, they're not even good looking. Or even masculine.
SkOrM
4th July 2006, 18:15
:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme
That was the funniest thing ive read in a long time
Mr. Peanut
4th July 2006, 18:17
Meh, if he was on this site half of you would be sucking up to him right now.
Don't deny it :yes:
Meh, if he was on this site half of you would be sucking up to him right now.
Don't deny it :yes:
OF COURSE, THEN I'D 'BORROW' THAT ZX10 AND NEVER COME BACK. not
Lou Girardin
5th July 2006, 08:29
Meh, if he was on this site half of you would be sucking up to him right now.
Don't deny it :yes:
Go on Finn, pretend to be ketzal.
I am Pretzel, hear me roar!
Lou Girardin
5th July 2006, 12:55
I am Pretzel, hear me roar!
Hear you crunch.
Are you the kind with big salt crystals stuck on?
Yuuuummmmmm.
Sniper
5th July 2006, 13:00
Meh, if he was on this site half of you would be sucking up to him right now.
Don't deny it :yes:
Fuck that, Im surprised the egotistical anus dwelling monkey hasnt searched his own name and found KB for himself. Then he is fair game.
Storm
5th July 2006, 16:47
Tell us how you really feel Sniper. Dont hold it in like you have been- its bad for ya :bleh:
Toast
6th July 2006, 21:31
haha, something else from Ketzal's website...
http://www.highoctane.co.nz/?T=24
Quite a funny story actually...luckily the dude wasn't hurt.
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