Why yelling at men is pointless...

[placidfemme]

WHY YELLING AT MEN IS POINTLESS


When a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon!

You and I need to clean up!

Your stuff is lying on the floor

And you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"





What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

[ZeroIndex]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to placidfemme again.

OMG these are brilliant!!!

[NotaGoth]

So true lol

[Wasp]

brilliant!

[slowpoke]

I like what I'm hearin' a whole lot more than what she is sayin'!!

[Kornholio]

Cant argue with that I spose....

[Colapop]

... coz men are always right. End of story.



She didn't see it that way and that's why I live in a box.

[GR81]

this should be under 'facts' not 'jokes and humour' :doobey:

[Sniper]

Whats wrong with that?

[u4ea]

cool can i have a man to yell at?????????:rolleyes: :drool:

[The Stranger]

Damn, apparently I got to spread it around more before I give it to you again.

Well said, and what a rich irony.

[Mr. Peanut]

I don't get it. :blink:

[BuFfY]

Thought this was appropriate!

[ZeroIndex]

Thought this was appropriate!
hahaha, brilliant.... green rep for that

[Jantar]

WHY YELLING AT MEN IS POINTLESS


What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

And the problem with this is ?

[Skunk]

I can't see the difference between the two...

[The Stranger]

I don't get it. :blink:

The irony?

Well the gay chick has a better handle on guys than most strait chicks.

[The_Dover]

Maybe she's the butch.....

[placidfemme]

Maybe she's the butch.....

Thats only if you think I'm in a gender based relationship...

But really if you break it down... most women control the relationship... so women are men... but not really... Sam likes to think shes the man... and being the woman I "let" her think that...

*confuses myself most times too*

[Macktheknife]

hahaha, brilliant.... green rep for that
What he said! bling

[The_Dover]

Thats only if you think I'm in a gender based relationship...

But really if you break it down... most women control the relationship... so women are men... but not really... Sam likes to think shes the man... and being the woman I "let" her think that...

*confuses myself most times too*


All I want to know is, who drives the strap-on??

[placidfemme]

All I want to know is, who drives the strap-on??

lol now that would be telling now wouldn't it :)

[MSTRS]

All I want to know is, who drives the strap-on??
You nasty man Dover. That's just too personal....
and are there any photos, video???

[Sniper]

But really if you break it down... most women control the relationship

BULL!!! As a chauvanist I refuse to accept that and for punishment of saying that I demand videos!!!!


(Pt, but not about the vids)

[inlinefour]

this should be under 'facts' not 'jokes and humour' :doobey:

However it often becomes very apparent that no sex is involved so a quick exit to the garage is often required...:blip:

[placidfemme]

lol your all dirty... and must be punished!

[GR81]

lol your all dirty... and must be punished!
placidfemme the punisher... oh dare!

[MSTRS]

lol your all dirty... and must be punished!
We are all quivering in antici..........




















....pation

[placidfemme]

Well I would say no sex for a month... but that might be the norm in some households...

So I think the punishment should be...

*can't think of saying anything that won't get me in trouble lol*

[NC]

What happens with lesbian couples?

[The_Dover]

:bleh: :bleh: :bleh: :bleh:

Edit: Sorry, that was a foursome.

[placidfemme]

What happens with lesbian couples?

lots.... what happens with straight couples?

[placidfemme]

:bleh: :bleh: :bleh: :bleh:

Edit: Sorry, that was a foursome.

or two inbreds

[Sniper]

Dover says Im gay, does that mean I can join in with you and Sam?

[placidfemme]

Dover says Im gay, does that mean I can join in with you and Sam?

no because your "gay"

however ALL straight men are actually LESBIANS... because they like women... but we could make an exception to the rule if you wear your sexy white socks :blah:

[The_Dover]

Dover says Im gay, does that mean I can join in with you and Sam?


Yeah, but they get a strap-on each.

And you are tied face down on the bed in your gimp suit with leather chaps.

[placidfemme]

Yeah, but they get a strap-on each.

And you are tied face down on the bed in your gimp suit with leather chaps.

and white socks... don't forget the socks...

[Sniper]

Damn those white socks!! But as long as I dont speak about what went on in the room, I can still say I slept with 2 girls......

[The Stranger]

Damn those white socks!! But as long as I dont speak about what went on in the room, I can still say I slept with 2 girls......

What's the point of being with 2 girls and sleeping?

[Sniper]

Good point CaN. MS would murder me if she found out I did anything else though

[NC]

lots.... what happens with straight couples?
Seriously, does the butch in the relationship act like a man, not listening etc?
Or do you two just fight about being right all the time, and how no one is listening.

[placidfemme]

Seriously, does the butch in the relationship act like a man, not listening etc?
Or do you two just fight about being right all the time, and how no one is listening.

I dunno... but i get my way all the time... so its great to be me :)

[MSTRS]

I dunno... but i get my way all the time... so its great to be me :)
Aha...so you are a normal woman??

[placidfemme]

Aha...so you are a normal woman??

haha well as normal as possible given the circumstances...

[scumdog]

with leather chaps.

Arrrghh (Homer Simpson voice) 'leather chapsss, mmmmm!'