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    Why yelling at men is pointless...

    WHY YELLING AT MEN IS POINTLESS


    When a woman says:

    "This place is a mess! C'mon!

    You and I need to clean up!

    Your stuff is lying on the floor

    And you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"





    What a man hears:

    blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

    blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

    blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

    blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

    blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to placidfemme again.
    OMG these are brilliant!!!
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    So true lol

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    brilliant!
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    And the problem is....?

    I like what I'm hearin' a whole lot more than what she is sayin'!!

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    Cant argue with that I spose....
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    why yelling at men is pointless

    ... coz men are always right. End of story.



    She didn't see it that way and that's why I live in a box.
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    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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    we will remember them

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    this should be under 'facts' not 'jokes and humour'
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    Whats wrong with that?
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    cool can i have a man to yell at?????????
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    Damn, apparently I got to spread it around more before I give it to you again.

    Well said, and what a rich irony.
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    I don't get it.

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    Thought this was appropriate!
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    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Thought this was appropriate!
    hahaha, brilliant.... green rep for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    WHY YELLING AT MEN IS POINTLESS


    What a man hears:

    blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

    blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

    blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

    blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

    blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
    And the problem with this is ?
    Time to ride

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