Change of career anyone?

[placidfemme]

From the Herald:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10389494


Massage parlour for sale on Trade Me

10.00am Monday July 3, 2006


A New Plymouth massage parlour is for sale on Trade Me with a "buy now" price of $175,000.

The Hearts 'n Armour parlour offered a good return, according to the information provided on the internet trading site. It was open from 6pm until late.

The parlour had one spa pool, two spa baths, three showers and five massage rooms and "a lot more".

"If you are looking to be self-employed and love the night life, then this is the one," the website notice said.

There has so far been no bids. The starting price is $145,000.

- NZPA


TradeMe Link:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Business-farming-industry/Businesses-for-sale/Tourism-hospitality/auction-61897874.htm

[myvice]

Think I'll stick to spinning spanners...
Too far to commute.
Odd tho, was dropping a customer back to her work today when we went past a massage parlour, she wondered why there where none for woman…
Why aren’t there any for woman? Is the old saying true that while men will pay for it, woman will never have to?
I don’t believe it, you get male escorts so why not parlours?

[Karma]

I don’t believe it, you get male escorts so why not parlours?

Hold on... I'll send over my address...

[Finn]

Think I'll stick to spinning spanners...
Too far to commute.
Odd tho, was dropping a customer back to her work today when we went past a massage parlour, she wondered why there where none for woman…
Why aren’t there any for woman? Is the old saying true that while men will pay for it, woman will never have to?
I don’t believe it, you get male escorts so why not parlours?

Because women are content cleaning, cooking and having babies.

[Finn]

Hold on... I'll send over my address...

What, you want to work in a man parlour?

[Karma]

Sure, why not.

As long as we get right of refusal. No guys, and no chicks over 100kg :D

[WINJA]

Sure, why not.

As long as we get right of refusal. No guys, and no chicks over 100kg :D
100+ KG CHICKS ARE FINNS SPECIALTY

[Karma]

100+ KG CHICKS ARE FINNS SPECIALTY

Is that where your mrs is these days...

[Finn]

100+ KG CHICKS ARE FINNS SPECIALTY

Just as long as they have a nice personality.

[Indiana_Jones]

I havn't got a career yet lol, now I do.....:D

-Indy

[placidfemme]

Think I'll stick to spinning spanners...
Too far to commute.
Odd tho, was dropping a customer back to her work today when we went past a massage parlour, she wondered why there where none for woman…
Why aren’t there any for woman? Is the old saying true that while men will pay for it, woman will never have to?
I don’t believe it, you get male escorts so why not parlours?

Simple... because men are desperate... they'd shag anyone (pretty much)... so women don't need to pay for it... where as most women won't shag just anyone... they have higher standards and 'anything with legs" does not automatically pass... so certain guys have to pay for it.... bummer aye...

[Sniper]

Simple... because men are desperate... they'd shag anyone (pretty much)... so women don't need to pay for it... where as most women won't shag just anyone... they have higher standards and 'anything with legs" does not automatically pass... so certain guys have to pay for it.... bummer aye...

Thats incredibly sexist and femanistic. Im offended.


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[scumdog]

Because women are content cleaning, cooking and having babies.
Seeing how you've changed sex that would be YOUR new career??

[placidfemme]

*hangs my head in shame*

How un-PC of me... sorry :(





p/t

[DMNTD]

Simple... because men are desperate... they'd shag anyone (pretty much)... so women don't need to pay for it... where as most women won't shag just anyone... they have higher standards and 'anything with legs" does not automatically pass..
Take my word for it...that's not true! If I can get it...anyone can! :blip:



Thats incredibly sexist and femanistic. Im offended.
So am I....at the right price

[placidfemme]

Take my word for it...that's not true! If I can get it...anyone can! :blip:

yeah but you live in whangarei... your sister doesn't count!





p/t

[DMNTD]

yeah but you live in whangarei... your sister doesn't count!
p/t

Oh the irony! She prefers women...we're very alike :blah:

[Finn]

Seeing how you've changed sex that would be YOUR new career??

If only. Housewives have the easiest job in the world. All they gotta do is clean, cook, raise kids and put out when they're told. Sounds good to me.

[scumdog]

If only. Housewives have the easiest job in the world. All they gotta do is clean, cook, raise kids and put out when they're told. Sounds good to me.

But not too many go on overseas trips and drive Mustangs on what they earn doing it...

[Finn]

But not too many go on overseas trips and drive Mustangs on what they earn doing it...

As long as they've got food, shelter and clothing, they should be content. Who's got a Mustang?

[Paul in NZ]

Who's got a Mustang?

Sally.........

[Finn]

Sally.........

All I wanna do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.

[Skunk]

All I wanna do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride.
Go to the parlour then...

[Lou Girardin]

If only. Housewives have the easiest job in the world. All they gotta do is clean, cook, raise kids and put out when they're told. Sounds good to me.

Cleaning and cooking I could handle, raising kids and shagging some boring, lousy root would be a bit much.

[Mr. Peanut]

If 145 KB members pitched in $1000 we could have our very own KB crib. :yes: :blip: KB income too.
AND KB GIRLS!!!!!

AND KB MASSAGES!!!!!!!!!!

[placidfemme]

lol don't think you'll have any of the chicks pitching in... (not that you'd care if you did raise the funds lol)

[The_Dover]

That's not a bad idea for a peanus.