Inventions in the night

[wari]

Looked at the clock as I turned off the light 10:10 ...

Almost three hours lateer and I invent a new word GYNOMASTICATOR ... :spudguita

Looked at the clock again .. 01:01 ... Freaky eh ?

Sheesh I'm tired .. upat 5:30 ...

anyway ...

Now that I have a new word at my disposal ...

I gotta invent something forit to belong too ... :spudwhat:

Suggestions appreciehted ...

donations/investmints accepted for the gynomasicators developmint ... :spudwave:

[Deano]

Looked at the clock as I turned off the light 10:10 ...

Almost three hours lateer and I invent a new word GYNOMASTICATOR ... :spudguita

Looked at the clock again .. 01:01 ... Freaky eh ?

Sheesh I'm tired .. upat 5:30 ...

anyway ...

Now that I have a new word at my disposal ...

I gotta invent something forit to belong too ... :spudwhat:

Suggestions appreciehted ...

donations/investmints accepted for the gynomasicators developmint ... :spudwave:

Well, sounds like you were on some good drugs.....but

gyno - of the vagina ?
masticator - one who eats or chews ?

Id say you've invented a new word for an old pastime. :lol:

Other phrases such as 'bite the ferret' :shifty:

[Quasievil]

sounds like a name for ya ole fella !!

[wari]

Maybe its nota new word then ... :mellow:

thats a disappointment ..

I lay awake for hours for nithing ...

[RiderInBlack]

I invent a new word GYNOMASTICATOR ... :spudguita

I gotta invent something forit to belong too ... :spudwhat:

Suggestions appreciehted ...

donations/investmints accepted for the gynomasicators developmint ... :spudwave:If you spelt it "gynomasticator" it would have to be a sex toy that simulates the actions of "growling at the badger" for lonely lesbians (gyno-, combining form meaning 'woman or female sex'; masticatory system, the combinations of organs, structures, and nerves involved in chewing.):msn-wink:

[RiderInBlack]

Wari is in the process of developing a new female health product and needs a few willing ladies to test this product for him. It is called the "gynomasticator". Please PM wari for further deals.

[wari]

I think I'd better delete this thread ...

I didn't know what i was getting myslef into ...

I'll read the dictionary first next time ... :yeah:

[RiderInBlack]

I think I'd better delete this thread ...

I didn't know what i was getting myslef into ...

I'll read the dictionary first next time ... :yeah:I don't know about that. You could have a lot of fun with this thread (bets Relidgious Ravings hands down). Beside there might be a few women egar to try your new feminine health product. Don't want to dissappoint them do you, Wari?

[wari]

Hold on ... Hold on

Now that I'ma little more awake ...

I remember what the word REALLY was ... GYNOMASTICULATOR ...

hmmm ...

not any better really isit? ... :(

[wari]

I don't know about that. You could have a lot of fun with this thread (bets Relidgious Ravings hands down). Beside there might be a few women egar to try your new feminine health product. Don't want to dissappoint them do you, Wari?

I'd rather disappoint than O-ffend ... thats for sure ... :sweatdrop

[wkid_one]

LOL - you came up with a new word for rug munching

[Jackrat]

Hmmmm,the revised version sounds like a twat with teeth.
Don't think there will be a lot of use for it.
I liked the first one better.
Mate you really need to get more sleep. :D

[SPman]

Yeah, my votes for the first one.
How many hours sleep do you get - 5 a week?
We could have a new prophet here.

[Ghost Lemur]

:killingme

OMG thank you so much wari. This thread just made my day.

[wari]

:killingme

OMG thank you so much wari. This thread just made my day.

I aim to please mate ...

Hopefully the gynomasticator will do the same ...

Hold on ... I think I've gotta call coming in ... :mobile:

[Hitcher]

Cunnilingus. Rolls off the tongue nicely, doesn't it?

[pete376403]

Hitcher, you are a cunning linguist. The stories you write are excellent

[danb]

OMG - I think you need some better sleeping pills mate :blink: :laugh: :gob: :confused:

[danb]

OMG - I think you need some better sleeping pills mate :blink: :laugh: :gob: :confused:


On second thoughts maybe it was the spray that they where spraying around your area to kill that moth.
Herd of there people doing totally strange and weird thing lately. (Perhaps its a side affect of them not spraying anymore...)

[Hitcher]

On second thoughts maybe it was the spray that they where spraying around your area to kill that moth.
Herd of there people doing totally strange and weird thing lately. (Perhaps its a side affect of them not spraying anymore...)

If people want spraying restarted, I'm sure that can be arranged...

[Lou Girardin]

Call me old fashioned, but I didn't think you were supposed to chew it.

[danb]

If people want spraying restarted, I'm sure that can be arranged...


lol least im a few km away from the spray zone, selfish huh :sly:

[wkid_one]

If you had a certain crop growing outside at the time of said spraying - I wonder what impact that would have on the resultant product of the aforementioned crop?

[Hitcher]

If you had a certain crop growing outside at the time of said spraying - I wonder what impact that would have on the resultant product of the aforementioned crop?

The product used in the spray (which was 90% water by the way) is an organic product called Foray 48B of which the active incredient is BTk, or Bacillus thuringiensis kurstaki. This reacts in the alkaline gut of caterpillars causing them to haemorrage and die. This product only kills caterpillars -- not moths or other moth life stages, just caterpillars. Not birds, pet rabbits or any other of god's creatures, just caterpillars.

So returning to the issue of "a certain crop", removing pest caterpillars from the environment probably resulted in better-than-expected yields!

[wari]

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